David Schwimmer
Highest Rated: 82% Nothing but the Truth (2008)
Lowest Rated: 20% Since You've Been Gone (1998)
Birthday: Nov 02, 1966
Birthplace: Astoria, New York, USA
Having gone from relative obscurity to a household name virtually overnight, actor David Schwimmer achieved small screen stardom thanks to the overwhelming success of "Friends" (NBC, 1994-2004), one of the most popular and successful sitcoms ever made. As Ross Geller, the geeky paleontologist and heartbroken romantic amongst a group of twenty-somethings trying to find their way in life, Schwimmer earned the sympathy and attention of audiences who bought into his on-again, off-again relationship with Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston), which was perhaps the most talked-about aspect of the entire series. Though he had attained wild popularity thanks to the show, Schwimmer struggled like his other castmates - sans Aniston - to find similar success in the feature world. Aside from his voicing of a popular character in the hit animated "Madagascar" (2005) franchise, the actor struggled to find his footing outside of "Friends." He did, however, direct a well-regarded independent black comedy, "Run Fatboy, Run" (2007), which pointed to a future not in front of the camera, but behind it. He did return to television with a role as defense attorney Robert Kardashian in Ryan Murphy's acclaimed "American Crime Story" (FX 2016- ).
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41% | 40% | The Laundromat | Matthew Quirk (Character) | - | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | That's Harassment | Boss (Character) | - | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | #ThatsHarassment | Unknown (Character) | - | 2018 |
| 66% | 62% | The Iceman | Josh Rosenthal (Character) | $1.9M | 2012 |
| 78% | 72% | Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted | Melman (Voice) | - | 2012 |
| 79% | 65% | Trust |
Director, Producer |
$58.2K | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | 56% | Merry Madagascar | Unknown (Character) | - | 2009 |
| 82% | 73% | Nothing but the Truth | Ray Armstrong (Character) | $3K | 2008 |
| 64% | 66% | Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa | Melman (Voice) | - | 2008 |
| 47% | 64% | Run Fat Boy Run | Director | $6M | 2007 |
| 46% | 61% | Big Nothing | Charlie (Character) | - | 2006 |
| 54% | 69% | Madagascar | Melman the Giraffe (Voice) | $193.1M | 2005 |
| 55% | 60% | Duane Hopwood | Duane Hopwood (Character) | $13.5K | 2005 |
| 41% | 31% | Hotel | Jonathan Danderfine (Character) | $28.8K | 2001 |
| 100% | 84% | Uprising | Unknown (Character) | - | 2001 |
| No Score Yet | 31% | Picking Up the Pieces | Father Leo Jerome (Character) | - | 2000 |
| 27% | 44% | All the Rage | Unknown (Character) | - | 1999 |
| 29% | 44% | Kissing a Fool |
Max Abbitt (Character), Executive Producer |
$4M | 1998 |
| 36% | 36% | Six Days, Seven Nights | Frank Martin (Character) | $74.3M | 1998 |
| 20% | 34% | Since You've Been Gone |
Robert S. Levitt (Character), Director |
- | 1998 |
| 53% | 56% | Apt Pupil | Edward French (Character) | $8.8M | 1998 |
| 40% | 32% | Breast Men | Dr. Kevin Saunders (Character) | - | 1997 |
| 45% | 18% | The Pallbearer | Tom Thompson (Character) | $5.7M | 1996 |
TV
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | 26% | Late Night With Seth Meyers | Guest | 2020 2016 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today | Guest | 2020 2016-2017 2012 |
| No Score Yet | 58% | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today With Hoda & Jenna | Guest | 2020 |
| 48% | 80% | Intelligence | Unknown (Character) | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Dish Nation | Guest | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | 50% | The Kelly Clarkson Show | Guest | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Tonight | Guest | 2019-2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Intelligence |
Jerry Bernstein (Character), Executive Producer |
2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Graham Norton Show | Guest | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | 80% | Will & Grace | Noah Broader (Guest Star) | 2018-2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Access Hollywood | Guest | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Megyn Kelly Today | Guest | 2018 |
| 23% | 77% | Feed the Beast | Tommy Moran (Character) | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Chew | Guest | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The View | Guest | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Late Late Show With James Corden | Guest | 2016 |
| 93% | 94% | American Crime Story | Robert Kardashian (Character) | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | 40% | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert | Guest | 2016 |
| 35% | 70% | Growing Up Fisher | Director | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | 60% | Web Therapy | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2011 |
| 66% | 83% | Entourage | David Schwimmer (Guest Star) | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Studios.com | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Kickin' It: With Byron Allen | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Made in Hollywood | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live With Regis and Kelly | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Lyons & Bailes Reel Talk | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Conan O'Brien | Guest | 2008 |
| 78% | 93% | 30 Rock |
Greenzo/ |
2007 |
| No Score Yet | 95% | Friends | Ross Geller (Character) | 1994-2004 |
| 92% | 95% | Curb Your Enthusiasm | Himself (Guest Star) | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Jamie Kennedy Experiment | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Guest | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Uprising | Unknown (Character) | 2001 |
| 94% | 98% | Band of Brothers | Herbert M. Sobel (Guest Star) | 2001 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Single Guy | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1995 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Saturday Night Live | Host | 1995 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Monty | Greg Richardson (Character) | 1994 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Blossom | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1993 |
| 84% | No Score Yet | NYPD Blue | Josh '4B' Goldstein (Guest Star) | 1993 |
| No Score Yet | 90% | The Wonder Years | Michael (Guest Star) | 1991-1992 |
QUOTES FROM David Schwimmer CHARACTERS
Melman the Giraffe says: I just counted twenty six invade health violations
Melman the Giraffe says: I just counted twenty six invade health violations.
Marty the Zebra says: I don't know, this place is crack a liking
Marty the Zebra says: I don't know, this place is crack a liking.
Melman the Giraffe says: Twenty seven!
Melman the Giraffe says: (Coming out of public bathroom) Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look (shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tungue) free mints
Melman the Giraffe says: [coming out of public bathroom] Oh you guys wont believe it in there, they got these neat little drinking spots, and look [shows to have urinal shop cleaner on his tongue] free mints.
Melman the Giraffe says: I'm getting tired.. I'm just going to sit here an- (falls alseep)
Melman the Giraffe says: I'm getting tired... I'm just going to sit here an. [falls asleep]
Melman says: I'm on a tightrope!
Melman says: There it is The Casino!
Marty the Zebra says: [Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer] Aw a thermometer!Thanks!I love it Melman, I love it! [he puts it in his mouth and poses]
Melman the Giraffe says: I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?
Marty the Zebra says: Motherf... [Marty spits it out and retches]
Melman the Giraffe says: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! [Takes urinal cake out of mouth] Free mints!
Melman the Giraffe says: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look! [takes urinal cake out of mouth] Free mints!
Alex the Lion says: What does Connecticut have to offer us?
Melman the Giraffe says: Lyme disease.
Alex the Lion says: Thank you, Melman.
Alex says: Wait, this isn't New York.
Melman says: Well then how do we move through Europe without attracting attention?
Melman says: I love you Gloria I always have!"
Melman says: I love you Gloria I always have!
Alex the Lion says: You maniac, you burned it up!!! Darn you, darn you all to heck!!
Alex the Lion says: You maniac, you burned it up! Darn you, darn you all to heck!
Melman the Giraffe says: Can we go to the fun side now?