John Kassir

John Kassir

Highest Rated: 75% Reefer Madness (2005)

Lowest Rated: 15% Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood (1996)

Birthday: Oct 24, 1957

Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland, USA

He's an actor and a stand-up comic and has done voiceovers for numerous video games and animations, but it's the punning voice belonging to the Crypt Keeper, who spent seven seasons introducing "Tales from the Crypt" (HBO, 1989-1996), for which John Kassir is best known. Beyond his ghoulish fame, however, Kassir has worked on numerous films and television shows including "The Looney Tunes Show" (Cartoon Network, 2011- ), "Jack the Giant Slayer" (2013), and "Smurfs 2" (2013).

Highest rated movies

Reefer Madness
Pocahontas
Butter's Final Meal
Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight

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Filmography

Movies

Credit
43% No Score Yet Butter's Final Meal Billy (Character) $73.9K 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Springfield Three Unknown (Character) - 2019
No Score Yet 95% And Then There Was Eve G. Alexander (Character) - 2017
65% 76% Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet Unknown (Voice) $298.4K 2014
No Score Yet 45% Bayonetta: Bloody Fate Enzo (Voice) - 2013
No Score Yet 9% Donner Pass Epstein (Character) - 2012
No Score Yet 50% Nothing Special Marty (Character) - 2010
No Score Yet 77% Channels Walter (Character) - 2008
No Score Yet 50% American Scary Unknown (Character) - 2006
No Score Yet 13% The Straun House Moe Moebius (Character) - 2005
75% 87% Reefer Madness Ralph Wiley/Uncle Sam (Character) - 2005
No Score Yet No Score Yet McBride: Tune In for Murder Danny Doyle (Character) - 2005
No Score Yet 29% Soccer Dog: European Cup Quint (Character) - 2004
No Score Yet No Score Yet Who Slew Simon Thaddeus Mulberry Pew? Simon Thaddeus Mulberry Pew (Character) - 2002
No Score Yet 72% The Three Stooges Shemp Howard (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tale of Tillie's Dragon Unknown (Voice) - 1999
No Score Yet 51% Justice League of America Ray Palmer/The Atom (Character) - 1997
15% 31% Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood The Crypt Keeper (Voice) $5.6M 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Encino Woman Jean Michel (Character) - 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Cyber-Tracker 2 Tripwire (Character) - 1995
37% 64% Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight Crypt Keeper (Character) $20.9M 1995
55% 64% Pocahontas Meeko (Character) $141.6M 1995
No Score Yet 50% Monster Mash Igor (Character) - 1995
No Score Yet 45% Scooby-Doo! Arabian Nights Haman (Voice) - 1994

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Gunrunner Billy Kane Unknown (Character) 2021
No Score Yet No Score Yet Halloween Wars Judge 2018
94% 87% Rick and Morty Blim Blam (Guest Voice) 2015
No Score Yet 79% Hot in Cleveland The Pope (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet 82% NCIS Perry Swan (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet 74% The Looney Tunes Show Pete Puma/Nametag Guy/Craig (Guest Voice) 2011
82% 87% Castle Mr. Dreyfus (Guest Star) 2010
100% 93% Adventure Time Cloud Groom (Guest Voice) 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet As Told by Ginger Winston (Voice) 2000-2004 2006 2008-2009
90% 82% Bones Lawrence Melvoy (Guest Star) 2006
No Score Yet 87% Ben 10 Zombozo/Thief #1 (Guest Voice) 2006
No Score Yet 93% Charmed Unknown (Guest Star) 2005
No Score Yet 63% CSI: Miami Unknown (Guest Star) 2004
No Score Yet 84% Cold Case Unknown (Guest Star) 2004
73% No Score Yet The Handler Unknown (Guest Star) 2003
No Score Yet 81% CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Hotel Guest (Guest Star) 2003
85% 75% The Simpsons Possum (Guest Voice) 1999 2002-2003
93% 96% Samurai Jack Scissorsmith (Voice) 2002
No Score Yet No Score Yet Grounded for Life Musgrove (Guest Star) 2002
100% No Score Yet The Job Unknown (Guest Star) 2002
64% No Score Yet Philly Unknown (Guest Star) 2002
76% 76% Star Trek: Voyager Gar (Guest Star) 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Amanda Show Unknown (Character) 1999-2000
14% No Score Yet Love Boat: The Next Wave Unknown (Guest Star) 1999
79% 94% Friends Stanley (Guest Star) 1999
No Score Yet 64% Sliders Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Wild Thornberrys Unknown (Guest Voice) 1998
92% No Score Yet Buddy Faro Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Early Edition Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
0% No Score Yet Ask Harriet Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Unknown (Guest Star) 1997
No Score Yet 69% Johnny Bravo Unknown (Guest Voice) 1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet Malcolm & Eddie Unknown (Guest Star) 1996-1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mr. Rhodes Unknown (Guest Star) 1997
82% 98% Tales From the Crypt Unknown (Character),
Unknown (Voice)
1993 1996
75% No Score Yet The Single Guy Unknown (Guest Star) 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet 1st & Ten Zagreb Shkenusky (Character) 1986-1991
No Score Yet No Score Yet FM Don Tupsouni (Character) 1989-1990
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tour of Duty Lenny Pilchowski (Guest Star) 1989
No Score Yet 100% The Facts of Life Andre (Guest Star) 1988