Kevin Pollak

Kevin Pollak

Highest Rated: 100% Teacher (2019)

Lowest Rated: 0% Million Dollar Mystery (1987)

Birthday: Oct 30, 1957

Birthplace: San Francisco, California, USA

It sounds apocryphal, but it's true: 13-year-old Kevin Pollak did begin his Bar Mitzvah speech with "A funny thing happened on the way to the temple..." In fact, Pollak's rabbi had encouraged him to do so: even at this early stage, the boy evinced a gift for comic timing. By 17, he was doing stand-up in his native San Francisco. He went on to play the West Coast comedy-club and improv circuit, and was briefly teamed with Dana Carvey, a professional collaboration that ended amicably when Carvey was hired by Saturday Night Live. Though Pollak himself didn't make it to SNL, he flourished as an impressionist, writer and film and TV supporting actor. He was given several opportunities to shine in such films as Barry Levenson's Avalon (1990), Mick Jackson's LA Story (1991) and Rob Reiner's A Few Good Men (1992). Reiner went on to team Pollak with Bob Amaral in the weekly TVer Morton and Hayes (1991) a hit-and-miss homage to the 2-reel comedies of the 1930s and 1940s (Pollak had previously played a featured role in the short-lived 1988 sitcom Coming of Age). Kevin Pollak's film career went into warp-drive in the 1990s, with such choice roles as Jacob in the two Grumpy Old Men flicks, Todd Hockney in The Usual Suspects (1995), Phillip Green in Casino (1995), and Boss Vic Koss in That Thing You Do (1996).His film and television career still going strong into the 2000s, Pollak found a way to work his passion for poker into his schedule as host of Bravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown in 2003, and in 2009 he launched a weekly internet series entitled Kevin Pollak's Chat Show.


Highest Rated Movies



No Score Yet Apparition Actor 2019
100% Teacher Actor 2019
No Score Yet Benjamin Actor 2019
10% Goalie Jack Adams 2019
89% Lez Bomb Actor 2018
78% The Tiger Hunter Frank Womack $40.1K 2017
20% The Late Bloomer Director 2016
37% Max Rose Christopher Rose $56.9K 2016
60% War Dogs Ralph Slutsky $43.1M 2016
38% Compadres Tex The Banker $3.2M 2016
32% Camino Donald 2016
17% Special Correspondents Geoffrey Mallard 2016
60% Borealis Actor 2015
No Score Yet The Night Is Young Producer 2015
No Score Yet The One I Wrote For You Actor $49.1K 2014
36% Misery Loves Comedy Actor Screenwriter Director $5.8K 2014
50% Grace Unplugged Frank "Mossy" Mostin $2.6M 2013
No Score Yet 3 Geezers! Kevin 2013
No Score Yet A Country Christmas Max Schmucker 2013
29% The Magic of Belle Isle Joe Viola $66.9K 2012
No Score Yet Chez Upshaw Actor 2012
41% The Big Year Jim Gittleson $7.2M 2011
60% Red State ASAC Brooks $1.1M 2011
No Score Yet Choose Sheriff Wagner 2011
40% Middle Men Curt Allmans $0.8M 2010
18% Cop Out Hunsaker $44.1M 2010
No Score Yet Kevin Pollak: The Littlest Suspect Actor 2010
No Score Yet Columbus Circle Klandermann Screenwriter 2010
No Score Yet 2:13 Dr. Steve Simmons 2009
No Score Yet Picture This! Tom Gilbert 2008
No Score Yet Otis Morton Broth 2008
No Score Yet Numb Tom 2007
17% The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Cupid $84.5M 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner Actor 2006
36% Niagara Motel Michael 2006
88% Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D Director $32.6M 2005
79% The Aristocrats Actor $6.2M 2005
35% Hostage Walter Smith $34.7M 2005
No Score Yet Seven Times Lucky Harlan 2004
67% Blizzard Archimedes 2003
4% The Whole Ten Yards Lazlo $16.3M 2003
56% The Santa Clause 2 Cupid $139.3M 2002
No Score Yet Mother Ghost Dr. John Norris 2002
10% Juwanna Mann Lorne Daniels $13.5M 2002
36% Stolen Summer Rabbi Jacobsen $0.2M 2002
No Score Yet Frank McKlusky, C.I. Ronnie Rosengold 2002
42% Dr. Dolittle 2 Riley $111.5M 2001
14% 3000 Miles to Graceland Federal Marshal Damitry $15.4M 2001
16% The Wedding Planner Dr. John Dojny $60M 2001
46% Deterrence President Emerson 2000
51% Steal This Movie Gerry Lefcourt 2000
45% The Whole Nine Yards Yanni Gogolack $57.3M 2000
33% The Sex Monster Actor 2000
No Score Yet The Directors Interviewee 2000
11% End of Days Chicago 1999
25% Outside Ozona Wit Roy 1999
No Score Yet Deal of a Lifetime Jerry 1999
41% She's All That Wayne 1999
No Score Yet Hoods Rudy 1998
76% Buffalo '66 TV Sportscaster $2.4M 1998
38% Truth or Consequences, N.M. Gordon Jacobson 1997
83% Ruby Bridges Dr. Robert Coles 1997
No Score Yet National Lampoon's The Don's Analyst Julian 1997
93% That Thing You Do! Boss Vic Koss 1996
10% House Arrest Ned Beindorf 1996
17% Grumpier Old Men Jacob Goldman 1995
80% Casino Philip Green 1995
14% Canadian Bacon Stuart Smiley 1995
89% The Usual Suspects Hockney 1995
No Score Yet Chameleon Matt Gianni 1995
50% Cannes Man Actor 1995
45% Miami Rhapsody Jordan Marcus 1995
19% Clean Slate Rosenheim 1994
63% Grumpy Old Men Jacob Goldman 1993
61% Wayne's World 2 Jerry Segel 1993
65% Reality Bites Stand-Up Comic 1993
8% The Opposite Sex And How To Live With Them Eli 1993
58% Indian Summer Brad 1993
82% A Few Good Men Lt. Sam Weinberg 1992
72% Ricochet Larry Doyle 1991
11% Another You Phil 1991
94% L.A. Story Frank Swan 1991
83% Avalon Izzy Kirk 1990
50% Willow Rool 1988
0% Million Dollar Mystery Officer Quinn 1987


97% Better Things
89% Billions
89% The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Moishe Maisel 2019
No Score Yet NCIS
Albert Hathaway 2018
85% The Simpsons
Voice 2018
No Score Yet Hot Date
Dad 2017
41% Angel From Hell
Marv 2016
No Score Yet Drunk History
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
Appearing 2016
No Score Yet The $100,000 Pyramid
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
Appearing 2015
100% The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore
Panelist 2015
No Score Yet The View
Guest 2015
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
Appearing 2015
No Score Yet Mom
Alvin 2015
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Talk
Guest 2014
81% Family Tree
Marty 2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Conan
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Judge 2012
8% Men at Work
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show
Guest 2009
66% Entourage
Mr. Levine 2008
52% Shark
Leo Cutler 2008
77% The Lost Room
Karl Kreutzfeld 2006
75% Life with Bonnie
Sidney Portinbody 2002
No Score Yet Ed
Willie Johnson 2001
0% Work With Me
Jordan Better Jordan Co-producer 1999
No Score Yet From the Earth to the Moon
Joseph Shea Shea 1998
No Score Yet Perversions of Science
Performer 1997
No Score Yet The Drew Carey Show
Mr. Bell Voice 1996
No Score Yet Who's the Boss?
Scott 1987
No Score Yet Mom
100% Morton & Hayes
Chick Morton


Chicago says: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.

Brad Berman says: The shrek king prevails.

ASAC Brooks says: How much you think a cross like that costs?

Joseph Keenan says: You mean in dollars or common sense?

ASAC Brooks says: Oh, zing!

Arresting Officer says: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?

Todd Hockney says: *shrugs sarcastically* Fuck your father in the shower then have a snack. Are you gonna charge me, dickhead?

ASAC Brooks says: You said this was going to be a simple in and out sir? Simple just shit its self.

Lt. Sam Weinberg says: Why do you like them so much?

Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway says: Because they stand on a wall, and say "Nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch."

Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway says: Because they stand on a wall, and say 'Nothing is going to hurt you tonight, not on my watch.'

Jericho Cane says: [somewhat surprised] You're bleeding!

Chicago says: Of course I'm bleeding! You fucking shot me!

Todd Hockney says: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.

Arresting Officer says: #2, step forward.

McManus says: Give me the fuckin' keys, you fuckin' cocksucka. Motherfucka, blahhhhhhh!!!!

Arresting Officer says: Knock it off, get back. #3, step forward.

Fred Fenster says: Give me the keys, ya cocksucka.

Arresting Officer says: In English, please?

Fred Fenster says: Excuse me?

Arresting Officer says: In English.

Fred Fenster says: Give me the fuckin' keys, you cocksucka. What the fuck?

Rool says: That's my weiner!

Rool says: Follow the arachnid it will help you on your journey!