Lacey Chabert

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

Um..48 into 120?

I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat.

It's 40%. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of x.

Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

that so fetch!

That is so fetch!

Things Could Not Get Any Worse.

Things could not get any worse.

Sometimes in your dreams, you do what you really wish you could do in reality.

Dancing bears, painted wings. Things I almost remember, And a song someone sings. Once upon a December.

You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

You did not just say that.

Why? He's a good kisser.

He is your cousin!

Yeah, but he's my first cousin.

Right.

So you have your cousins, and you have your first cousins, and you have your second cousins...

No, honey. Uh-uh.

That's not right, is it?

That is so not right.

Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.

So?

So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us.

Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

They were real that day I wore a vest!

It was because that vest was disgusting!

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

Somebody should just stab Ceasar.

Oh my God, Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white!

That is so fetch!

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

Your bracelet is really pretty where did you get it? I love it!

Oh my mom made it.

So Fetch!

What is fetch?

Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

If you're from Africa, Why are you white?

Oh My Gosh, Karen, You don't just ask people why they're white.

[in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!

So Fetch!

What is fetch?

Oh, it's like slang, from... England.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

What are you?

I'm a mouse DuH!..

Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends

Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.

Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.

If you're from Africa... Why are you white?

Oh my god, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white!

you cant sit here!!!!

You can't sit here!

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

[to Cady] So if you're from Africa, why are you white?

Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks! *wink*

Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.

Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.

Ohmigawd Karen you can't just ask people why they're white

Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

You can't sit with us!

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

that is so Fetch!

That is so fetch!

You can't sit with us!

If you're from Africa.. why are you white?

OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white..

OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white!