Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson

  • Highest Rated: 89% Bolt (2008)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Hell & Back (2015)
  • Birthday: Oct 9, 1976
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • Multifaceted performer Nick Swardson grew up in the Minneapolis area and undertook his foray into entertainment as a standup comic, headlining dates at many nightspots in the Los Angeles area. In that venue, his material often dealt with the absurdities of life as a young adult, including drugs and sex. Swardson moved into features not simply as a comedic actor, but as a scriptwriter -- first on the Jamie Kennedy vehicle Malibu's Most Wanted (2003), then via a long-running association with Adam Sandler's Happy Madison production company, for which he scripted and acted in the comedies The Benchwarmers (2006) and Grandma's Boy (2006), and co-produced and tackled a supporting role in the Sandler-Kevin James farce I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007). On the side, Swardson also signed as one of the regulars on the popular Comedy Central series Reno 911!; he played Terry Bernardino, a gay, roller-skating prostitute. In 2007, Swardson recorded and issued a his first comedy concert album, Party. The following year, he teamed up for an onscreen role opposite Sandler in the farce You Don't Mess with the Zohan. In the years to come, Stewardson would remain active on screen, appearing on shows like Pretend Time.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Airplane Mode Actor 2019
No Score Yet The Buddy Games Actor 2019
27% Sandy Wexler Actor 2017
10% The Do-Over Bob Executive Producer 2016
0% Hell & Back Remy $0.2M 2015
56% Hotel Transylvania 2 Kelsey 2015
No Score Yet Jason Nash Is Married Actor 2014
36% Misery Loves Comedy Actor $5.8K 2014
11% Back in the Day Ron Freeman 2014
7% Grown Ups 2 Nick $127.5M 2013
10% A Haunted House Chip the Psychic $32.6M 2013
20% That's My Boy Kenny $37M 2012
3% Jack and Jill Todd $74.2M 2011
0% Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star Bucky Larson Producer Screenwriter $2.4M 2011
44% 30 Minutes or Less Travis $37.2M 2011
19% Just Go with It Eddie $103.1M 2011
No Score Yet Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted? Actor 2009
26% Bedtime Stories Engineer $110M 2008
89% Bolt Blake $114.1M 2008
37% You Don't Mess With the Zohan Michael $100.1M 2008
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Producer Kevin McDonough $119.8M 2007
70% Blades of Glory Hector $118.2M 2007
34% Reno 911!: Miami Terry $20.3M 2007
33% Click Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy $137.4M 2006
36% Art School Confidential Matthew $3.2M 2006
11% The Benchwarmers Screenwriter Howie $57.7M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Jeff Producer Screenwriter $6M 2006
31% Malibu's Most Wanted Mocha Screenwriter $34.4M 2003
89% Almost Famous Insane Bowie Fan $31.8M 2000

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Comedians of the World
2019
Appearing
  • 2019
No Score Yet Lights Out with David Spade
2019
Panelist
  • 2019
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Appearing Panelist
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet This Is Not Happening
2015
Performer
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
2013
Appearing
  • 2016
  • 2014
No Score Yet Star vs. the Forces of Evil
2015
Voice
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Goldbergs
2013
Rick
  • 2015
  • 2014
29% Chozen
2014
Voice
  • 2014
No Score Yet Ridiculousness
2011
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Panelist Guest
  • 2014
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
2010-2011
Executive Producer Creator Producer Edmund/Garry Gaga
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest Performer
  • 2011
  • 2002
87% Reno 911!
2003-2009
Terry Terry Bernadino
  • 2009
  • 2008
100% Human Giant
2007-2008
Guest
  • 2007
No Score Yet Comedy Central Presents
1998-2011
Performer
  • 2006
  • 2001

QUOTES FROM Nick Swardson CHARACTERS

Chip the Psychic
I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
Dan "the Man"
I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
Kathy McGee
Bucky, what are you doing in the bushes?
Bucky Larson
Eating a fudge frisbee and doing a mad lib.
Kenny
Wow! (yelling at stripper) My face is your toilet!
Kenny
Wow! [yelling at stripper] My face is your toilet!
Donny
Hey! Show some fucking respect over there, Kenny.
Donny
Hey! Show some fucking respect over there, Kenny.
Michael
What are you? Bionic?
Zohan
No, I only like the ladies
Zohan
No, I only like the ladies.
Dwayne
We're gonna hit him where it hurts.
Travis
In his dick?
Dwayne
No, in his pussy.
Travis
...........
Travis
...
Todd
'' She converted right. That's so cool, she doesn't look Jewish at all ''
Todd
She converted right. That's so cool, she doesn't look Jewish at all.
Jill Sadelstein
'' Maybe God wouldn't have gave you a rat face if you believed in him ''
Jill Sadelstein
Maybe God wouldn't have gave you a rat face if you believed in him.
Otto
''Star Wars ''
Otto
Star Wars.
Himself
Johnny Depp ''What do you think people are thinking..that I'm sitting with my grandma''
Himself
Al Pacino '' I'm sorry, who crest ''
Eddie
Br-OUCH!!
Eddie
Br-OUCH!
Blake
We know just the cat.
Bucky Larson
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!
Bucky Larson
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!
Howie
THE SUN IS NOT A MONSTER!!!