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Cast

Adam Sandler
as Zohan

John Turturro
as Phantom

Emmanuelle Chriqui
as Dalia

Nick Swardson
as Michael

Lainie Kazan
as Gail

Ido Mosseri
as Oori

Rob Schneider
as Salim

Dave Matthews
as James

Michael Buffer
as Walbridge

Charlotte Rae
as Mrs. Greenhouse

Sayed Badreya
as Hamdi

Daoud Heidami
as Nasi

Kevin Nealon
as Kevin

Robert Smigel
as Yosi

Dina Doron
as Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman
as Zohan's Father

Chris Rock
as Cabdriver

Mariah Carey
as Herself

John McEnroe
as Himself

George Takei
as Himself

Bruce Vilanch
as Himself

John Paul DeJoria
as Himself

Alec Mapa
as Claude

Ahmed Ahmed
as Waleed

Ben Wise
as Yitzhak

John Farley
as Tom

Joseph Marshek
as Pinchas

Joseph Marshak
as Pinchas

Guri Weinberg
as Aharon

Danny A. Abeckaser
as Ze'ev

Ido Ezra
as Hassan

Mousa Kraish
as Bashir

Roni Levy
as Ephraim

Reuven Bar-Yotam
as Levi

Barry Livingston
as Gary Kleibolt

Rick Gifford
as Philip

Tyler Spindel
as Doorman

Daniel Browning Smith
as Real Estate Agent

Julia Wolov
as Mariah's Assistant No.1

Dana Min Goodman
as Mariah's Assitant No.2

Todd Holland
as Fred

Kevin Grady
as Coleman

Bobby Tisdale
as Skizzy

Herzl Tobey
as Commander

Ori Pfeffer
as Second Commander

Guy Oseary
as Avi

Donna Feldman
as Michal

Alex Luria
as Koby

Dennis Dugan
as Homeless Guy

Gerry Del Sol
as Shop Owner

Yinon Sapir
as Danny

Shulie Cowen
as Debbie

Yamit Sol
as Dorit

Helen Siff
as Mrs. Skitzer

Naama Nativ
as Sara

Betty Murphy
as Mrs. Haynes

Cynthia Frost
as Mrs. Paulson

Anna Berger
as Older Lady in Salon No.1

Susan Grace
as Older Lady in Salon No.2

Bunny Levine
as Older Lady in Salon No.3

Maysoon Zayed
as Nadira

Norma Michaels
as Older Lady in Salon No.4

Marjorie Loomis
as Older Lady in Salon No.5

Carol Schlanger
as Older Lady in Salon No.6

Edith Wolfrey
as Older Lady in Salon No.7

Phoebe Dorin
as Older Lady in Salon No.8

Lina So
as Salon Receptionist

Eloise Dejoria
as Blonde At Salon

Margie Loomis
as Older Lady In Salon

Donielle Artese
as African-American Salon Owner

Adria Tennor
as Kids' Salon Owner

Sid Ganis
as Doctor

Laurie Meghan Phelps
as Plus-Sized Girl at Disco

Kenneth Greenaway
as DJ

Constance Barron
as Woman in First Cab No.1

Vanessa Long
as Catty Hairdresser

Kristen Lowman
as Woman in First Cab No.2

Penelope Windust
as Woman in Second Cab No.1

Kathleen Noone
as Woman in Second Cab No.2

Blake Bertrand
as Little Boy

Christopher Innvar
as Angry Driver

Ray Garvey
as Truck Driver

Conner Wiles
as Boy Customer

Jennifer De Minco
as Arguing Female Customer

Edmund Lyndeck
as Pharmacist

Kristina Haddad
as Hamdi's Wife

Larry Marko
as Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard
as Reporter

Billy Concha
as Kayaker

Marco Khan
as Terrorist

Barbara Ann Davison
as Dog Owner

Eric Lamonsoff
as Hamdi's Passenger

Corinna Wiles
as Boy Customer

Nicole Bennett
as Walbridge's Girlfriend

Lily Javaherpour
as Inaz

Veerta Motiani
as Beach Girl

Marco Kahn
as Terrorist With Hand

Saman Sagheb
as Disco Merchant

Latif Marotti
as Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve
as Disco Merchant

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• Sep 04, 2015

  Adam Sandler's films progressed from purely sophomoric antics to social consciousness mixed into the hijinks. "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" may be the comedian's greatest contribution to the pairing of slapstick comedy with a message. Sandler's brand of humor routinely goes for the most obvious joke, yet its still funny, and this film operates as more of a satire than his earlier work. Inserted into the absurd jokes and ridiculous plot devices (Scrappy's satisfying the salon's aged female clientele) is an attempt at reconciliation between the Israelis and Palestinians. Whether or not you want to hear the message, the gags involving humus, incompetent terrorists, discount electronics, and a goat will have you laughing out loud. Just the sight of Zohan's 80s hairstyle evokes laughter. Sandler has made a career out of being a childish anti-hero, and this film, in the same vein as Mr. Deeds and Big Daddy, is him at his funniest. Bonus: Love-interest Emmanuelle Chiriquí is beautiful and perfectly cast.
  Clintus M Super Reviewer
• Oct 03, 2012

  Only recommended for Sandler fans.
  Sophie B Super Reviewer
• Jun 23, 2012

  Pointless, extremely awful film that proves that once again Adam Sandler is one of the worst "comedians" out there. This guy stopped being funny a long time ago, and he's way past his prime. Assembling a cast of mediocre actors except for John Torturro, Dennis Dugan directs a stupidity laced comedy that fails on every level. This film was bad and it did not have anything funny to entertain you. The only thing that this film proves is how bad Adam Sandler is at comedy. I personally think he should have quit after Big Daddy and The Wedding Singer. It's clear that he relies on nothing more but his act to try and make you laugh, which isn't. He made funny films in the past, but now his films are awful and tend to copy previous films, which make it uninteresting. Add to that a poorly written script with some offensive humor, and you have a film that is definitely not worth your time. This is one of those films that fail to deliver on the laughs, instead the use of comedy goes for offensive, and I have nothing against offensive, vulgar comedy if it's used in a clever way. However for You Don't Mess with the Zohan it's used to shock, and highlight the films utter lack of intelligent humor. Avoid if you want a smart comedy. You won't anything here to enjoy, this downright idiotic with a very poor cast. I don't see why Adam Sandler still makes films nowadays, he's horrible. This film along with Funny People is what made me lose interest in his work. I used to enjoy his silly humor, but not anymore. Watch Happy Gilmore instead, at least that one was good, harmless fun, this just sucks.
  Alex r Super Reviewer
• May 26, 2012

  First of all if you want to enjoy this movie put your thinking off. Well this movie is funny, but the story is rubbish, so almost literally. It makes no sense, the actions and characters are not as good and has a rather slow pace, but in the end is fun. At the end You Do not Mess with the Zohan is a movie with no meaning and little people atraciva strict watch movies but eventually gets some laughs.
  Rodrigo R Super Reviewer

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