Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

Highest Rated: 63% Muppets From Space (1999)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Ridiculous 6 (2015)

Birthday: Oct 31, 1963

Birthplace: San Francisco, California, USA

Another Saturday Night Live alumnus to make a bid for big screen stardom, Rob Schneider got his first chance to carry a film with Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (2000), a mistaken identity comedy that was as commercially popular as it was critically eviscerated. The diminutive Schneider, who was born to a Filipino mother and Jewish father in San Francisco on October 31, 1963, got his start in comedy in high school. He began writing sketches when he was 15 and also began appearing at local comedy venues. Inspired by such comics as Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Peter Sellars, and Monty Python, Schneider decided to try to make a career out of stand-up.Following high school graduation, the fledgling comedian set off for Europe, where he traveled for a few months until he was robbed in Paris. Scraping together enough cash to make it back to the U.S., Schneider returned to San Francisco and renewed his determination to make it as a comedian. He quickly became active on the comedy circuit, opening for such luminaries as Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, and Dana Carvey. Schneider got his big break in 1990, when he was discovered by SNL producer Lorne Michaels while performing on an HBO comedy special. He was hired on as a writer for SNL in 1991, but he soon began performing his own material as well as writing it. He earned great popularity and lasting fame for his characterizations of "Richard "the Richmeister" Laymer" and "The Sensitive Naked Man," as well as various celebrity impersonations. Schneider stayed with the show until the end of the 1993-1994 season, when he decided to quit in order to pursue his film career.Following his departure from SNL, Schneider had a sizable supporting role in the Sylvester Stallone vehicle Judge Dredd (1995), but his subsequent film work was limited almost solely to forgettable comedies. In 1996, the comedian returned to television as one of the stars of the short-lived sitcom Men Behaving Badly, but he continued to focus much of his energy on a film career. After appearing in The Waterboy (1998) and Big Daddy (1999), two wildly successful comedies starring fellow-SNL alum Adam Sandler, Schneider starred as the titular hero of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, a fish tank cleaner who assumes the identity of a high-living gigolo. Panned by critics as immature and vulgar, Deuce Bigalow nevertheless did decent business in theaters and found a niche after it's subsequent release on home video, prompting Schneider to prepare a sophmore effort, The Animal. Co-starring Survivor contestant turned thespian Colleen Haskell, Schneider's tale of a car accident victim imbued with superhuman powers after being pieced back together with animal organs kept the low-brow rolling while marking his territory among the ranks of the more successful transitions from SNL player to big screen star.Later, in the 2000s, Schneider frequently alternated between starring in his own films (The Hot Chick, Duece Bigalow: European Gigolo), and supporting his old pal Sandler (The Longest Yard, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry), with few on either side truly managing to ignite the box office or his career momentum. Though 2012 found Schneider attempting to break back into television with Rob, a CBS sitcom centering on an OCD landscape architect who marries into a jovial Mexican-American family, the network cancelled the series after just one season.


Highest Rated Movies



No Score Yet Robot Awakening Actor 2019
27% Sandy Wexler Actor 2017
9% Norm of the North Norm $12.4M 2016
No Score Yet The Adventures of Panda Warrior Patrick 2016
No Score Yet Pups United Benny 2015
0% The Ridiculous 6 Ramon 2015
No Score Yet Frog Kingdom Actor 2015
No Score Yet Shelby Shelby 2014
No Score Yet Ot vinta 3D (Wings) Dodo 2014
No Score Yet Wings: Sky Force Heroes Fred 2014
No Score Yet Top Cat: The Movie Strikland $1.5M 2013
0% InAPPropriate Comedy Psychologist ('Psychology World'), J.D. ('The Porno Review') $0.2M 2013
No Score Yet Wings Dodo (English Version) 2013
No Score Yet Dino Time Dodger 2012
0% You May Not Kiss the Bride Ernesto 2012
No Score Yet The Reef 2: High Tide Nerissa 2012
No Score Yet Outback Johnny 2012
No Score Yet The Chosen One Producer Screenwriter Paul Director 2011
14% Top Cat:The Movie (UK) Police Chief Strickland 2011
No Score Yet Dino Mom Dodger 2010
No Score Yet American Virgin Crazy Ed Curtzman 2009
11% Big Stan Director Producer Stan Minton 2009
No Score Yet Wild Cherry Dad 2009
37% You Don't Mess With the Zohan Salim $100.1M 2008
No Score Yet American Crude Bill 2008
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Asian Minister $119.8M 2007
No Score Yet Juliana and the Medicine Fish Actor 2007
No Score Yet Legend Of The Sea Actor 2007
12% Little Man Dinosaur Rex $58.3M 2006
No Score Yet Shark Bait Nerissa 2006
11% The Benchwarmers Gus $57.7M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Yuri $6M 2006
No Score Yet The Last Guy on Earth Actor 2006
9% Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Deuce Bigalow Screenwriter Producer $22.3M 2005
31% The Longest Yard Punky $158M 2005
No Score Yet Hollywood Stories Actor 2005
32% Around the World in 80 Days San Francisco Hobo 2004
45% 50 First Dates Ula $120.8M 2004
22% The Hot Chick Screenwriter Clive/Jessica 2002
12% Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights Chinese Waiter/Narrator $23.4M 2002
30% The Animal Screenwriter Marvin Mange 2001
22% Little Nicky Townie $38.6M 2000
No Score Yet Susan's Plan Steve 2000
22% Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Deuce Bigalow Screenwriter 1999
63% Muppets From Space The Producer 1999
40% Big Daddy Nazo 1999
35% The Waterboy Townie 1998
8% Knock Off Tommy Hendricks 1998
27% The Adventures of Pinocchio (Les aventures de Pinocchio) Volpe 1996
12% Down Periscope Marty Pascal 1996
17% Judge Dredd Fergie 1995
22% The Beverly Hillbillies Tyler Screenwriter 1993
62% Demolition Man Erwin (uncredited) 1993
11% Surf Ninjas Iggy 1993
33% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Bellman 1992
33% Necessary Roughness Chuck Neiderman 1991
No Score Yet Martians Go Home Voyeur Martian 1990


No Score Yet Lights Out with David Spade
Panelist 2019
No Score Yet Lip Sync Battle
Performer 2018
No Score Yet Conan
Guest 2017
0% Real Rob
Screenwriter Creator Director Producer Rob 2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Hot in Cleveland
Chill 2014
No Score Yet Betty White's Off Their Rockers
Appearing 2012
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
Guest 2012
11% Rob
Executive Producer Screenwriter Producer Rob 2012
No Score Yet The Talk
Host 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
Guest 2010
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
Guest 2009
72% American Idol
Appearing 2008
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
Performer 2005
No Score Yet Real Time with Bill Maher
Panelist 2004
61% Ally McBeal
88% Seinfeld
Bob 1996
No Score Yet Coach
Leonard Kraleman 1991
No Score Yet British Men Behaving Badly


Norm says: I put the soul in the winter solstice.

Lil Pete says: Hey friend, need any help gettin' her out?

Ramon says: She's not really stuck amigo, she's a diversion.

Lil Pete says: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count canty-loupes.

Norm says: Someones coming act natural! Not that natural.

Norm says: Someone's coming, act natural!

Norm says: Not that natural.

Norm says: You're invincible!

Norm says: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.

Ramon says: My mother's Swedish

Tommy says: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.

Ramon says: Lying bitch.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: If you hadn't judged me, I wouldn't be out here in the first place. I think you should apologize. I deserve it.

Judge Dredd says: The law never apologizes

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: That's just it. You're not the law anymore. Now apologize!

Judge Dredd says: What kind of a criminal are you?

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: A nice criminal.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: And these, these refugees, they made it through, right ?

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: And these, these refugees, they made it through, right?

Judge Dredd says: Actually, they were roasted.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: That was a mistake!

Judge Dredd says: The Law doesn't make mistakes.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you? You can't... can you?

Ula says: Sharks are like dogs: they only bite when you touch their private parts.

Stan Minton says: here comes the egg roll

Stan Minton says: Here comes the Egg Roll!

Ula says: You Kids suck,you're good at everything

Ula says: You kids suck; you're good at everything!

Julian says: Electricity.

Sonny Koufax says: Very Good.

Julian says: Constitution.

Sonny Koufax says: That's it.

Julian says: Philadelphia.

Sonny Koufax says: Smart. Good.

Delivery Guy says: FIsh? Pony? Hip...Hiphop...Hiphopanonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!

Gus says: I made a mistake Nelson I wish I could take it all back

Gus says: I made a mistake Nelson. I wish I could take it all back.

Bellman says: (holding the pizza box as he opens it) Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!.

Bellman says: [holding the pizza box as he opens it] Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!

Rob Hilliard says: Hey. Come Here, Come Here.

Rob Hilliard says: Don't fall for that crap. You stay away from him.

Jasmine Hilliard says: What are you talking about? He's gay isn't he?

Rob Hilliard says: No. He just seems gay. He's a genius.

Bellman says: (last lines) Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Bellman says: Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Bellman says: (last lines) (gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill) Merry Christmas.

Bellman says: [gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill] Merry Christmas.

Buzz says: (last lines) (takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand) Oh!. here.

Buzz says: [takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand] Oh!. here.

Bellman says: (last lines) Nice family. Really.

Bellman says: Nice family. Really.

Buzz says: (last lines) (looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad....

Buzz says: [looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...

Peter McCallister says: (last lines) (shouts) KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE

Peter McCallister says: [shouts] KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE

Kevin McCallister says: (last lines) (gasps as he runs to his father)

Kevin McCallister says: [gasps as he runs to his father]

Concierge Mr. Hector says: (chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza) Get back here you little feast.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: [chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza] Get back here you little feast.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: (talking to the Bellman about Kevin) Stop that child.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: [talking to the Bellman about Kevin] Stop that child.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: Grab him.

Bellman says: Grab him.

Delivery Guy says: [Trying to sound out hippopotamus] Hip? Hip-hop? Hip-hop-anonymous? DAMN YOU! YOU GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES!

Delivery Guy says: [trying to sound out hippopotamus] Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

Iggy says: "Motosurf!!"

Iggy says: Motosurf!

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: and that must be your mother

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.

Rob Hilliard says: it's my wife

Rob Hilliard says: My wife.

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: oh i love ur scarf (awkward!)

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: I'm sorry!

Bellman says: Makedonski

Bellman says: Makedonski.

Marcus Higgins says: Kurt: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical Rob: It's great Marcus: It's a-maize-ing

Kurt McKenzie says: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.

Rob Hilliard says: It's great.

Lenny Feder says: It's a-maize-ing.

Townie says: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off.

Townie says: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off!