Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

Highest Rated: 63% Muppets From Space (1999)

Lowest Rated: 0% InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)

Birthday: Oct 31, 1963

Birthplace: San Francisco, California, USA

A comedian who was willing to take bold risks, Rob Schneider continued to get the last laugh. He showed early promise with both his impersonations and original characters on "Saturday Night Live" (NBC, 1975- ), and later scored with several top-lined comedies like "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo" (1999). He also coined several catchphrases that captured the national imagination: "Makin' copies!," "You put your weed in there," and "You can do eeet!!" No matter what the venue, Schneider helped to elevate it, making him the go-to man for hysterical cameos and supporting roles in big screen comedies.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
27% 39% Sandy Wexler Firuz (Character) - 2017
9% 22% Norm of the North Norm (Voice) $17M 2016
No Score Yet 33% Ozzy Vito (Voice) - 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet OMG, I'm a Robot! Robo Joseph (Voice) - 2015
No Score Yet 40% Pups United Benny (Voice) - 2015
0% 34% The Ridiculous 6 Roman (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Wings: Sky Force Heroes Fred (Voice) - 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jungle Shuffle Chuy (Voice) - 2014
No Score Yet 12% Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas Shelby (Voice) - 2014
0% 23% InAPPropriate Comedy J.D./Psychologist (Character) $156.4K 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Little Penguin: Pororo's Racing Adventure Toto (Voice) - 2013
No Score Yet 39% Frog Kingdom Unknown (Voice) - 2013
No Score Yet 25% The Reef 2: High Tide Nerissa (Voice) - 2012
No Score Yet 29% Wings Dodo (Voice) - 2012
No Score Yet 26% The Adventures of Panda Warrior Patrick Panda/Jimmy Ginseng (Voice) - 2012
No Score Yet 32% Dino Time Dodger (Voice) - 2012
No Score Yet 13% Outback Johnny (Voice) - 2012
14% 22% Top Cat: The Movie Lou Strickland (Voice) - 2011
0% 33% You May Not Kiss the Bride Ernesto (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Chosen One Paul (Character),
Director,
Screenwriter
- 2010
11% 62% Grown Ups Rob Hillard (Character) $162M 2010
No Score Yet 15% American Virgin Ed Curtzman (Character) - 2009
No Score Yet 18% Wild Cherry Nathan McNicol (Character) - 2009
38% 45% You Don't Mess With the Zohan Salim (Character) $100M 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Juliana and the Medicine Fish Unknown (Character) - 2007
11% 44% Big Stan Big Stan (Character),
Director,
Producer
- 2007
No Score Yet No Score Yet Legend of the Sea Unknown (Voice) - 2007
No Score Yet 13% American Crude Bill (Character) - 2007
13% 64% The Benchwarmers Gus (Character) $57.7M 2006
No Score Yet 26% Shark Bait Nerissa (Voice) - 2006
16% 85% Grandma's Boy Tony (Character) $6.1M 2006
31% 62% The Longest Yard Punky (Character) $158.1M 2005
9% 33% Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Deuce Bigalow (Character),
Writer
$22.3M 2005
45% 65% 50 First Dates Ula (Character) $120.8M 2004
32% 34% Around the World in 80 Days San Francisco Hobo (Character) $24M 2004
12% 49% Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights Chinese Waiter & Narrator (Voice) $23.4M 2002
22% 59% The Hot Chick Jessica (Character),
Writer
$35M 2002
30% 28% The Animal Marvin Mange (Character),
Writer
$55.8M 2001
22% 56% Little Nicky The Townie (Character) $39.4M 2000
39% 74% Big Daddy Delivery Guy (Character) $163.5M 1999
22% 42% Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Deuce Bigalow (Character),
Writer
$65.5M 1999
63% 58% Muppets From Space TV Producer (Character) $16.3M 1999
No Score Yet 21% Susan's Plan Steve (Character) - 1998
8% 25% Knock Off Tommy Hendricks (Character) $10.1M 1998
34% 71% The Waterboy Townie (Character) $161.5M 1998
12% 62% Down Periscope Executive Officer Martin T. "Marty" Pascal (Character) $23.3M 1996
36% 26% The Adventures of Pinocchio Volpe (Character) $15.1M 1996
20% 30% Judge Dredd Herman "Fergee" Ferguson (Character) $34.7M 1995
22% 32% The Beverly Hillbillies Woodrow Tyler (Character) $42.2M 1993
11% 68% Surf Ninjas Iggy (Character) $4.9M 1993
33% 61% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Bellman (Character) $172.7M 1992
33% 46% Necessary Roughness Chuck Neiderman (Character) $23.6M 1991

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Best of Cheddar Unknown (Character),
Guest
2020 2018
No Score Yet 87% Lights Out With David Spade Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Home & Family Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lip Sync Battle Contestant 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Steve Guest 2018
0% 82% Real Rob Rob (Character),
Director
2017 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2016-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hitting the Breaks Rupert Kalkbrenner (Guest Star) 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2015 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Meredith Vieira Show Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2015 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Dan Patrick Show Guest 2015
No Score Yet 78% Hot in Cleveland Chill (Guest Star) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Betty White's Off Their Rockers Unknown (Guest Star),
Guest
2012
11% No Score Yet Rob Rob (Character),
Executive Producer,
Writer
2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rachael Ray Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tom Green's House Tonight Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Guest 2002 1999
61% 70% Ally McBeal Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Men Behaving Badly Jamie Coleman (Character) 1996-1997
88% 95% Seinfeld Bob (Guest Star) 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Character) 1990-1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet Coach Unknown (Guest Star) 1990-1991
No Score Yet No Score Yet 227 Unknown (Guest Star) 1989

QUOTES FROM Rob Schneider CHARACTERS

Norm says: I put the soul in the winter solstice.

Lil Pete says: Hey friend, need any help gettin' her out?

Ramon says: She's not really stuck amigo, she's a diversion.

Lil Pete says: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count canty-loupes.

Norm says: Someones coming act natural! Not that natural.

Norm says: Someone's coming, act natural!

Norm says: Not that natural.

Norm says: You're invincible!

Norm says: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.

Ramon says: My mother's Swedish

Tommy says: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.

Ramon says: Lying bitch.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: If you hadn't judged me, I wouldn't be out here in the first place. I think you should apologize. I deserve it.

Judge Dredd says: The law never apologizes

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: That's just it. You're not the law anymore. Now apologize!

Judge Dredd says: What kind of a criminal are you?

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: A nice criminal.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: And these, these refugees, they made it through, right ?

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: And these, these refugees, they made it through, right?

Judge Dredd says: Actually, they were roasted.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: That was a mistake!

Judge Dredd says: The Law doesn't make mistakes.

Fergie Herman Ferguson says: Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you? You can't... can you?

Ula says: Sharks are like dogs: they only bite when you touch their private parts.

Stan Minton says: here comes the egg roll

Stan Minton says: Here comes the Egg Roll!

Ula says: You Kids suck,you're good at everything

Ula says: You kids suck; you're good at everything!

Julian says: Electricity.

Sonny Koufax says: Very Good.

Julian says: Constitution.

Sonny Koufax says: That's it.

Julian says: Philadelphia.

Sonny Koufax says: Smart. Good.

Delivery Guy says: FIsh? Pony? Hip...Hiphop...Hiphopanonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!

Gus says: I made a mistake Nelson I wish I could take it all back

Gus says: I made a mistake Nelson. I wish I could take it all back.

Bellman says: (holding the pizza box as he opens it) Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!.

Bellman says: [holding the pizza box as he opens it] Mr. McCallister, here's your... cheese pizza!

Rob Hilliard says: Hey. Come Here, Come Here.

Rob Hilliard says: Don't fall for that crap. You stay away from him.

Jasmine Hilliard says: What are you talking about? He's gay isn't he?

Rob Hilliard says: No. He just seems gay. He's a genius.

Bellman says: (last lines) Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Bellman says: Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.

Bellman says: (last lines) (gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill) Merry Christmas.

Bellman says: [gives Buzz Kevin's room service bill] Merry Christmas.

Buzz says: (last lines) (takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand) Oh!. here.

Buzz says: [takes his gum out of his mouth and put it in the bellman's hand] Oh!. here.

Bellman says: (last lines) Nice family. Really.

Bellman says: Nice family. Really.

Buzz says: (last lines) (looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67) Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad....

Buzz says: [looking at Kevin's room service bill that is $9.67] Merry Christmas, indeed. Oh, Dad...

Peter McCallister says: (last lines) (shouts) KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE

Peter McCallister says: [shouts] KEVIN, YOU SPENT $9.67 ON ROOM SERVICE

Kevin McCallister says: (last lines) (gasps as he runs to his father)

Kevin McCallister says: [gasps as he runs to his father]

Concierge Mr. Hector says: (chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza) Get back here you little feast.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: [chasing Kevin with the credit card at The Plaza] Get back here you little feast.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: (talking to the Bellman about Kevin) Stop that child.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: [talking to the Bellman about Kevin] Stop that child.

Concierge Mr. Hector says: Grab him.

Bellman says: Grab him.

Delivery Guy says: [Trying to sound out hippopotamus] Hip? Hip-hop? Hip-hop-anonymous? DAMN YOU! YOU GIVE HIM THE EASY ONES!

Delivery Guy says: [trying to sound out hippopotamus] Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

Iggy says: "Motosurf!!"

Iggy says: Motosurf!

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: and that must be your mother

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.

Rob Hilliard says: it's my wife

Rob Hilliard says: My wife.

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: oh i love ur scarf (awkward!)

Roxanne Chase-Feder says: I'm sorry!

Bellman says: Makedonski

Bellman says: Makedonski.

Marcus Higgins says: Kurt: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical Rob: It's great Marcus: It's a-maize-ing

Kurt McKenzie says: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.

Rob Hilliard says: It's great.

Lenny Feder says: It's a-maize-ing.

Townie says: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off.

Townie says: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off!