Traci Lords

Traci Lords

Highest Rated: 84% Excision (2012)

Lowest Rated: 20% I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)

Birthday: May 7, 1968

Birthplace: Steubenville, Ohio, USA

Actress Nora Louise Kuzmas' stage name was adapted from "Tracy Lord," the high-toned character played by Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story (1940). Any resemblance between Traci Lords and Hepburn begins and ends here. A onetime Penthouse "Pet," Lords told the producers that she was 18 when she was starred in her first X-rated film in 1983; in truth, she would not reach adulthood for another three years. By that point, Lords had already appeared in nearly 80 hard-breathing movie vehicles -- which, when her underage status became public knowledge, were immediately rendered illegal and removed post-haste from virtually every video rental shelf in the country. Since this tempest-in-a-teapot scandal, Traci Lords has emerged as a competent adult leading lady in theatrical films like John Waters' Cry Baby (1990) and Serial Mom (1994), television series like Melrose Place and Bandit, and the Stephen King TV miniseries The Tommyknockers (1993).


Highest Rated Movies



No Score Yet Steam Room Stories: The Movie! Sally Fay 2019
No Score Yet Steam Room Stories: The Movie Sally Fay 2019
No Score Yet Tag Actor 2013
No Score Yet Skum Rocks! Actor 2013
No Score Yet Devil May Call Val 2013
52% John Carter Actor $73.1M 2012
84% Excision Phyllis 2012
No Score Yet Au Pair, Kansas Helen 2011
20% I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell Connie $1.4M 2009
No Score Yet Official Rejection Actor 2009
No Score Yet Princess of Mars Dejah Thoris 2009
65% Zack and Miri Make a Porno Bubbles $31.4M 2008
No Score Yet The Chosen One Ms. Sultry 2008
No Score Yet Your Name Here Actor 2008
No Score Yet Crazy Eights Gina Conte 2007
No Score Yet The Killing Club Laura 2006
No Score Yet Farewell to Raskolnikov's Max Normane 2005
No Score Yet Frostbite Naomi Bucks 2005
No Score Yet Me & Will Waitress 2003
No Score Yet Ice Actor 2003
No Score Yet Deathlands Actor 2003
No Score Yet Manhood Actor 2003
No Score Yet Deathlands Lady Rachel Cawdor 2003
No Score Yet They Shoot Divas, Don't They? Mira 2002
No Score Yet Black Mask 2: City of Masks Chameleon 2001
No Score Yet D.R.E.A.M. Team Actor 2001
No Score Yet Epicenter Amanda Foster 2000
No Score Yet Chump Change Sam 2000
55% Blade Racquel 1998
No Score Yet Extramarital Elizabeth Harton Executive Producer 1997
No Score Yet Boogie Boy Shonda Lee Bragg 1997
27% Nowhere Val Chick 1 1997
No Score Yet Stir Kelly 1997
No Score Yet Underworld Anna 1996
32% Virtuosity Media Zone Singer 1995
No Score Yet The Nutty Nut Actor 1995
No Score Yet As Good as Dead Nicole Grace 1995
No Score Yet Dragstrip Girl Blanche 1994
No Score Yet Circuitry Man 2 Norma 1994
63% Serial Mom Carl's Date 1994
No Score Yet Bandit: Bandit and the Silver Angel Angel 1994
No Score Yet Circuitry Man II: Plughead Rewired Norma 1994
No Score Yet Nightmare Nurse Barb 1993
No Score Yet Desperate Crimes Laura 1993
No Score Yet Intent to Kill Vickie Stewart 1993
29% The Tommyknockers Nancy 1993
No Score Yet Skinner Heidi 1993
No Score Yet Ice Ellen Reed 1993
No Score Yet Laser Moon Barbara Fleck 1992
No Score Yet Raw Nerve Gina Clayton 1991
No Score Yet A Time to Die Jackie Swanson 1991
No Score Yet Shock 'Em Dead Lindsay Roberts 1990
73% Cry-Baby Wanda Woodward 1990
No Score Yet Hollywood Boulevard II Actor 1989
No Score Yet Fast Food Dixie 1989
40% Not of this Earth Nadine Story 1988
No Score Yet Walkin' the Mean Streets Actor 1987
No Score Yet Red Hot Rock Actor 1985


No Score Yet Swedish Dicks
No Score Yet Celebrity Wife Swap
Appearing 2015
92% Andy Barker, P.I.
Loretta Crispin 2007
No Score Yet Celebrity Paranormal Project
Reality cast member 2006
No Score Yet Will & Grace
Rose 2005
85% Gilmore Girls
Natalie Natalie Zimmerman 2003
No Score Yet First Wave
Jordan Radcliffe 2001
No Score Yet Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
Luscious Deluxe 1999
No Score Yet Profiler
Sharon Lesher/Jill 1999
No Score Yet Viper
Talia Massey 1997
76% Roseanne
Guest Stacy 1996
No Score Yet Melrose Place
Rikki 1995
No Score Yet Highlander
Fortuneteller 1993
82% Tales from the Crypt
No Score Yet Married...With Children
No Score Yet MacGyver


Bubbles says: Can he slap that ass a little

Bubbles says: Can he slap her ass a little?

Zack says: Don't be a perv!

Zack says: Don't be a fucken pervert dude!