Vinnie Jones

Vinnie Jones

Highest Rated: 75% Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Lowest Rated: 0% You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

Birthday: Jan 05, 1965

Birthplace: Watford, Hertfordshire, England, UK

One of the toughest of England's "hard men" of football, Vinnie Jones parlayed his notoriety as a talented if ruthless player for championship teams into a career as a supporting actor and occasional lead in films on both sides of the Atlantic. Jones' movie roles rarely asked him to do more than provide a physically imposing presence, but from time to time - most notably in Guy Ritchie's "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" (1998) - he displayed a knack for comic delivery as well. He also successfully parodied his two-fisted soccer persona in a string of popular television ads in England, making him a bit of public treasure in his homeland.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
44% 31% I Am Vengeance: Retaliation Sean Teague (Character) - 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ron Hopper's Misfortune Unknown (Character) - 2020
41% 69% The Big Ugly Neelyn (Character),
Producer
$502.4K 2020
30% 59% Madness in the Method Vinnie (Character) - 2019
No Score Yet 0% Cross: Rise of the Villains Gunnar (Character) - 2019
No Score Yet 40% Solar Eclipse: Depth of Darkness Sir Norman Smith (Character) - 2018
No Score Yet 27% Cross Wars Gunnar (Character) - 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Do You Want to Win? Unknown (Character) - 2017
No Score Yet 56% The Midnight Man Pearl (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Decommissioned Michael Price (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet 18% Kill Kane Ray Brookes (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rivers 9 Ray Kaplan (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 9% Awaken Sarge (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Blood Trap Big John (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 24% Absolution The Boss (Character) - 2015
60% 41% Gridlocked Ryker (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 4% Toxin Renner (Character) - 2015
40% 25% 6 Ways to Sundown John Doe (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 6% Checkmate Lu (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 38% Redirected Golden Pole (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 14% Way of the Wicked John Elliott (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 14% Gutshot Straight Carl (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 12% Throwdown Vincent Delacruz (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 62% Reaper Rob (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 14% Puncture Wounds Bennett (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 27% Extraction Ivan Rudovsky (Character) - 2013
No Score Yet 16% Blood of Redemption Campbell (Character) - 2013
No Score Yet 36% Company of Heroes Brent Willoughby (Character) - 2013
50% 55% Escape Plan Drake (Character) $25.1M 2013
No Score Yet 12% Ambushed Vincent Camastra (Character) - 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Schism Quincy (Character) - 2013
No Score Yet 9% Hijacked Ballard (Character) - 2012
7% 36% Fire With Fire Boyd (Character) - 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Magic Boys Jack (Character) - 2012
62% 67% Kill the Irishman Keith Ritson (Character) $1.2M 2011
9% 8% Age of the Dragons Stubb (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 17% Cross Gunnar (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 20% Blood Out Zed (Character) - 2011
0% 33% You May Not Kiss the Bride Brick (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Liquidator Killer (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 10% Not Another Not Another Movie Nancy (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 4% Locked Down Anton Vargas (Character) - 2010
No Score Yet 23% The Heavy Dunn (Character) - 2010
44% 22% Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball Finbar McTeague (Character) - 2010
66% 57% (Untitled) Ray Barko (Character) $230.6K 2009
No Score Yet 9% Legend of the Bog Mr. Hunter (Character) - 2009
14% 23% Year One Sargon (Character) $43.3M 2009
No Score Yet 7% The Bleeding Cain (Character) - 2009
No Score Yet 18% Loaded Unknown (Character) - 2008
10% 30% Hell Ride Billy Wings (Character) $194.3K 2008
73% 50% The Midnight Meat Train Mahogany (Character) $73.5K 2008
15% 58% The Condemned McStarley (Character) $7.3M 2007
No Score Yet 20% The Riddle Unknown (Character) - 2007
No Score Yet 4% 7-10 Split Roddy Nightengale (Character) - 2007
33% 22% Tooth & Nail Mongrel (Character) - 2007
6% 70% Strength and Honor Unknown (Character) $51.9K 2007
No Score Yet 46% Johnny Was Johnny Doyle (Character) - 2006
No Score Yet 11% Played Unknown (Character) - 2006
43% 79% She's the Man Coach Dinklage (Character) $33.7M 2006
No Score Yet 18% The Other Half The Boss (Character) - 2006
No Score Yet 24% Submerged Henry (Character) - 2005
No Score Yet 35% Slipstream Winston Briggs (Character) - 2005
No Score Yet 2% The Number One Girl Unknown (Character) - 2005
No Score Yet 28% Tooth The Extractor (Character) - 2004
47% 75% Eurotrip Mad Maynard (Character) $17.7M 2004
No Score Yet 25% Blast Michael Kittredge (Character) - 2004
16% 24% The Big Bounce Lou Harris (Character) $6.5M 2004
No Score Yet 36% Hollywood Flies Sean (Character) - 2004
41% 62% Night at the Golden Eagle Rodan (Character) $17.3K 2002
25% 59% Swordfish Marco (Character) $69.8M 2001
34% 72% Mean Machine Danny (Character) $92.7K 2001
25% 77% Gone in Sixty Seconds The Sphinx (Character) $101.6M 2000
73% 93% Snatch Bullet Tooth Tony (Character) $30.1M 2000
75% 93% Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Big Chris (Character) $3.7M 1998

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Piers Morgan's Life Stories Guest 2020
No Score Yet 77% NCIS: Los Angeles Ricky Dorsey (Guest Star) 2019
85% 68% Arrow Danny Brickwell (Guest Star) 2018 2015-2016
64% 93% Deception Gunter Gustafsen (Character) 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Battle of the Network Stars Guest 2017
No Score Yet 75% MacGyver Unknown (Guest Star) 2016
89% 93% Galavant Gareth (Character) 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2015
89% 92% Psych Ronnie Ives (Guest Star) 2014
95% 89% Elementary Sebastian Moran (Guest Star) 2013
41% 36% The Cape Scales (Character) 2011
90% 91% Chuck Unknown (Guest Star) 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Piers Morgan On... Unknown (Guest Star) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Vinnie Jones' Toughest Cops Host 2008
88% 87% Extras Unknown (Guest Star) 2005
No Score Yet 66% Top Gear Guest 2003
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Mrs. Merton Show Unknown (Guest Star) 1997

QUOTES FROM Vinnie Jones CHARACTERS

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

Bullet Tooth Tony says: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Bullet Tooth Tony says: Avi, pull your socks up.

Avi says: Tony?

Bullet Tooth Tony says: What?

Avi says: Look in the dog.

Bullet Tooth Tony says: What do you mean "look in the dog?"

Avi says: I mean open him up.

Bullet Tooth Tony says: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Bullet Tooth Tony says: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up?"

Big Chris says: It's been emotional.

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: Don't you know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

Avi says: Why is he called Boris the bullet dodger?

Doug the Head says: Because he dodges bullets, Avi

Doug the Head says: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

Bullet Tooth Tony says: Because he dodges bullets, Avi.

Avi says: should i call you bullet tooth..?

Avi says: Should I call you Bullet?

Bullet Tooth Tony says: you can call me susan if it makes you happy.

Bullet Tooth Tony says: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Mahogany says: Welcome.

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: How we supposed to get there? Cause I don't swim.

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: I'm the wrong guy to play hide-and-seek with.

Cain Marko / Juggernaut says: You gonna let me outta here? I need to pee.

Bullet Tooth Tony says: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The Sphinx says: If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.

Avi says: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?

Bullet Tooth Tony says: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.