Miss March (2009)



Critic Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.

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Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma to discover that his girlfriend has become a Playboy centerfold.
R (for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, prevasive language and some drug use)
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Zach Cregger
as Eugene Bell
Trevor Moore
as Tucker Cleigh
Raquel Alessi
as Cindi Whitehall
Molly Stanton
as Candace
Holly Hindman
as Playboy Bunny
Craig Robinson
as Horsedick.MPEG
Geoff Meed
as Rick
Landon Ashworth
as Firefighter Adam
Carla Jimenez
as Nurse Juanita
Steve Pearce
as Young Eugene
Eve Mauro
as Vonka
Sara Jean Underwood
as Sara Jean Underwood
Remy Thorne
as Young Tucker
Hugh Hefner
as Hugh Hefner
David Wells
as Principal
Britten Kelley
as Chevonne
Barry Sigismondi
as Mr. Whitehall
Alex Donnelley
as Mrs. Whitehall
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Critic Reviews for Miss March

All Critics (78) | Top Critics (16)

A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.

Full Review… | September 11, 2009
Time Out
Top Critic

Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?

Full Review… | March 19, 2009
Village Voice
Top Critic

Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.

Full Review… | March 16, 2009
Top Critic

Forget March, this one misses by a mile.

March 16, 2009
Hollywood Reporter
Top Critic

Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.

Full Review… | March 16, 2009
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.

Full Review… | March 16, 2009
Boston Globe
Top Critic

Audience Reviews for Miss March

This is up there with Harold and Kumar,dumb and dumber and dude weres my car,so its swich off your brain and go into natural.The film as many funny and gross out moments but is let down by a unknown double act which are so so on the acting.But with the movie moving like a feight train you let that go and enjoy there slap stick hurmour.Its one of those movies that will enjoy repeat viewing....

Brian De Guelle
Brian De Guelle

Super Reviewer


This reminds me a lot of a comedy that come out a while back called "Eurotrip." It's a perverted road trip movie that isn't nearly as funny as it should/could have been. The funniest character in the movie is Craig Robinson who plays a rapped called "Horse Dick.mpeg" He is also the only other actor in the movie that I have seen in anything else, if that tells you anything. There are a couple funny parts, but they are few and far between. Most the time the movie tries too hard to be something that it isn't. I've seen worse, but I've also seen a lot better.

Everett Johnson
Everett Johnson

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Unless your a horny freak, there is no way to like this movie.

Jim Careter
Jim Careter

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