Suck

2009, Horror/Comedy, 1h 31m

10 Reviews 1,000+ Ratings

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Movie Info

Success eludes members of a struggling rock band, until their bassist (Jessica Paré) goes home with a pale-looking fan and comes back a vampire.

Cast & Crew

Malcolm McDowell
Eddie Van Helsing
Jessica Paré
Jennifer
Henry Rollins
Rockin' Roger
Danny Smith
Jerry
Adam Wilson
Vamp
Carole Pope
Club Bouncer
Alex Lifeson
Border Guard
Rob Stefaniuk
Screenwriter
Mihkel Harilaid
Executive Producer
Terry Markus
Executive Producer
Gabriella Martinelli
Executive Producer
John Kastner
Original Music
D. Gregor Hagey
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Critic Reviews for Suck

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (2) | Fresh (5) | Rotten (5)

  • [Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

    September 2, 2010 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
  • An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

    July 6, 2010 | Full Review…
  • Stefaniuk's directorial strengths lie in his creation of aesthetic...and mood. When the film is not self-conscious, it is extremely funny and while the subtext is noticeable, it's not overwhelming.

    May 18, 2018 | Full Review…
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    August 2, 2010 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
  • Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

    July 27, 2010 | Rating: 7.5/10 | Full Review…
  • Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

    April 28, 2010 | Full Review…
  • [Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

    September 2, 2010 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
  • An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

    July 6, 2010 | Full Review…
  • Stefaniuk's directorial strengths lie in his creation of aesthetic...and mood. When the film is not self-conscious, it is extremely funny and while the subtext is noticeable, it's not overwhelming.

    May 18, 2018 | Full Review…
  • Quote not available.

    August 2, 2010 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
  • Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

    July 27, 2010 | Rating: 7.5/10 | Full Review…
  • Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

    April 28, 2010 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Suck

  • Jun 14, 2013
    Rob Stafaniuk creates these movies like Phil the Alien and now Suck which are good but not great. There are good laughs but nothing terribly memorable. It will be interesting to see if he can piece together something that rises out of the "just okay" category.
    John B Super Reviewer
  • Jan 20, 2012
    Loved all the cameo's, entertaining fun!
    wicked A Super Reviewer
  • Feb 18, 2011
    Hilarious! In hopes of landing a recording deal and achieving fame, an unknown rock band plays at various venues in parts of Canada and northeastern US. When a key member of the band becomes a vampire, the fellow band mates begin to ponder their own mortal existences as the rise of 'vampirism' infatuation becomes highly popular. Rob Stefaniuk, Jessica Paré, Paul Anthony, Mike Lobel, Chris Ratz, Malcolm McDowell, Dave Foley, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, and Dimitri Coats. Worthy!
    Leo L Super Reviewer
  • Feb 14, 2011
    Oh so stupid funny. What's not to like? Rollicking fun with cameos by Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, etc. Campy rock horror flick. I really liked the songs, too.
    Cynthia S Super Reviewer

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