Malcolm McDowell

Malcolm McDowell

Highest Rated: 98% The Player (1992)

Lowest Rated: 0% Moon 44 (1990)

Birthday: Jun 13, 1943

Birthplace: Leeds, West Yorkshire

At the age of eleven, was sent to boarding school where he was beaten regularly for rebellious and wayward behaviour, but discovered a love of acting. Studied at the Royal Shakespeare Company in 1964 with Patrick Stewart (his co-star in 1994's Star Trek: Generations) and David Warner (his co-star in 1979's Time After Time). Made his TV debut in the first season of long-running British drama Crossroads. His portrayal of Alex in Stanley Kubrick's 1971 classic A Clockwork Orange was ranked No. 100 in Premiere magazine's 100 Greatest Film Performances of All Time. Played a character named Mick Travis in three films directed by Lindsay Anderson: If... (1968), O Lucky Man! (1973) and Britannia Hospital (1982). Performed a one-man show in 2004 called Lindsay Anderson: A Personal Remembrance in honour of the director, who died in 1994. Played the recurring role of Daniel Linderman during the first season of Heroes. Is the maternal uncle of British-Sudanese actor, Alexander Siddig, with whom he appeared in the 2008 film, Doomsday. Received death threats from Star Trek fans after his character, Dr. Tolian Soran, murdered Captain James T. Kirk in the film Star Trek: Generations.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
70% Bombshell Actor 2019
No Score Yet Corbin Nash Blind Prophet 2018
71% American Satan Mr. Capricorn 2017
No Score Yet Grow House Dr. Doobie 2017
No Score Yet Walk of Fame Evan Polus 2017
No Score Yet Mississippi Murder McGowen 2017
No Score Yet Yamasong: March of the Hollows Actor 2017
47% 31 Father Murder $0.8M 2016
No Score Yet Perché sono un genio! Lorenza Mazzetti Actor 2016
88% Roger Corman's Death Race 2050 Chairman 2016
6% Some Kind of Beautiful Gordon 2015
No Score Yet Kids vs Monsters Boss Monster 2015
No Score Yet Scooby Doo! Moon Monster Madness Actor 2015
No Score Yet Bereave Garvey 2015
No Score Yet Free Fall Actor 2014
No Score Yet Mischief Night Mr. Smiles 2014
No Score Yet Mind's Eye (The Black Hole) Mr. Simms 2014
No Score Yet The Employer Executive Producer The Employer 2013
17% A Green Story Barton $13K 2013
66% Antiviral Dr. Abendroth 2013
No Score Yet Tbilisi, I Love You Actor 2013
No Score Yet Meet the Small Potatoes Lester Koop 2013
No Score Yet Zombex Actor 2013
No Score Yet Sanitarium Dr. Stenson 2013
No Score Yet Richard: The Lionheart King Henry II 2013
No Score Yet Live Forever: A Ray Bradbury Odyssey Actor 2013
No Score Yet Vivaldi (Antonio Vivaldi) Actor 2013
No Score Yet Home Alone: The Holiday Heist Sinclair 2012
64% Silent Night Sheriff Cooper $10.2K 2012
56% Vamps Vlad Tepish $3.2K 2012
10% Silent Hill: Revelation Leonard Wolf $17.6M 2012
No Score Yet The Unleashed Actor 2012
No Score Yet War and Peace: Part I Actor 2012
No Score Yet The Philadelphia Experiment Morton Salinger 2012
84% Excision Mr. Cooper 2012
No Score Yet Golf In The Kingdom Julian Lange 2011
95% The Artist The Butler $44.7M 2011
No Score Yet Suing the Devil Producer Satan 2011
No Score Yet What If Cannabis Cured Cancer Actor 2011
No Score Yet Lego Hero Factory: Savage Planet Actor 2011
No Score Yet L.A., I Hate You Harold Weintraub 2011
No Score Yet The Spider Actor 2011
No Score Yet DC Showcase Original Shorts Collection Actor 2010
43% Barry Munday Mr. Farley 2010
No Score Yet DC Showcase: Green Arrow Actor 2010
85% Easy A Principal Gibbons $58.5M 2010
50% Suck Eddie Van Helsig 2010
No Score Yet Tom And Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes Professor Moriarty 2010
No Score Yet LEGO Hero Factory: Rise of the Rookies Actor 2010
22% H2: Halloween II Dr. Samuel Loomis $33.4M 2009
No Score Yet Super Rhino Actor 2009
12% Delgo Raius $0.6M 2008
89% Bolt Dr. Calico $114.1M 2008
7% Red Roses and Petrol Enda Doyle 2008
51% Doomsday Kane $11M 2008
No Score Yet Blue Gold: World Water Wars Narrator 2008
No Score Yet Coco Chanel Marc Bouchier 2008
26% Halloween Dr. Samuel Loomis $58.2M 2007
67% Never Apologize: A Personal Visit With Lindsay Anderson Producer Actor 2007
No Score Yet The List Desmond LaRochette 2007
No Score Yet Masters of Science Fiction Tibor Cargrew 2007
No Score Yet O Lucky Malcolm! Actor 2006
No Score Yet The Curse of King Tut's Tomb Cairns 2006
No Score Yet Cut Off James Barton 2006
No Score Yet Tempesta Actor 2006
29% Rag Tale Actor 2005
No Score Yet Mirror Wars: Reflection One Actor 2005
No Score Yet Dinotopia: Quest for the Ruby Sunstone Ogthar 2005
No Score Yet Where Truth Lies Dr. Vernon Renquist 2005
82% In Good Company Teddy K. $45.5M 2004
No Score Yet Pinocchio 3000 Scamboli 2004
26% Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius O.B. Keeler $2.6M 2004
No Score Yet Evilenko Andrei Evilenko 2004
46% Hidalgo Lord Davenport (uncredited) $67.3M 2004
44% I'll Sleep When I'm Dead Boad $0.3M 2004
No Score Yet Pact with the Devil Actor 2004
72% The Company Alberto Antonelli 2003
No Score Yet Inhabited Dr. Werner 2003
No Score Yet Tempo Walter Sherenger 2003
No Score Yet The Barber Dexter Miles 2002
16% I Spy Gundars $33.2M 2002
25% Between Strangers Alan 2002
No Score Yet Shadow Realm Martin Hudson 2002
No Score Yet Firestarter 2: Rekindled John Rainbird 2002
No Score Yet The Void Dr. Thomas Abernathy 2001
33% Just Visiting Wizard 2001
No Score Yet Princess of Thieves Sheriff of Nottingham 2001
No Score Yet Tsareubiytsa (Assassin of the Tsar) Yurovsky Timofeyev 2001
86% Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures Actor 2001
No Score Yet Pact With The Devil Henry Wooten 2001
No Score Yet Terminal Countdown Actor 2001
No Score Yet St. Patrick: The Irish Legend Actor 2000
No Score Yet Island of the Dead Rupert King 2000
71% Gangster No. 1 Gangster 55 2000
No Score Yet Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman Actor 2000
70% My Life So Far Morris Macintosh 1999
No Score Yet Southern Cross Felipe Solano 1999
No Score Yet Can of Worms Barnabus 1999
No Score Yet Garden Of Evil (The Gardener) Actor 1998
No Score Yet Fatal Pursuit Bechtel 1998
No Score Yet Beings (Fairy King of Ar) Ian 1998
No Score Yet The First 9 1/2 Weeks Francois Dubois 1998
7% Mr. Magoo Austin Cloquet 1997
31% Hugo Pool Henry 1997
No Score Yet Asylum Sullivan Rane 1997
No Score Yet Short 2: Dreams Actor 1997
No Score Yet 2103: The Deadly Wake Captain Murdoch 1997
No Score Yet Superman: The Last Son of Krypton Actor 1996
No Score Yet Yesterday's Target Holden 1996
No Score Yet The Little Riders Capt. Kessel 1996
No Score Yet The Man Who Wouldn't Die Drake 1995
40% Tank Girl Kesslee 1995
No Score Yet Exquisite Tenderness (The Surgeon) (Die Bestie im weißen Kittel) Dr. Roger Stein 1995
No Score Yet Fist of the North Star Ryuken 1995
No Score Yet Kids of the Round Table Merlin 1995
No Score Yet Sharks of the Red Triangle Actor 1995
47% Star Trek Generations Soran 1994
No Score Yet Cyborg 3 Lord Talon 1994
10% Milk Money Waltzer 1994
No Score Yet Night Train to Venice Stranger 1994
No Score Yet Dangerous Indiscretion Roger Everett 1994
No Score Yet In the Eye of the Snake Professor Baldwin 1994
82% Bopha! De Villiers 1993
40% Happily Ever After Lord Maliss 1993
No Score Yet East Wind (Vent d'est) Actor 1993
98% The Player Himself 1992
60% Chain of Desire Hubert 1992
No Score Yet Light in the Jungle Albert Schweitzer 1991
No Score Yet Jezebel's Kiss Faberson 1990
67% Class of 1999 Dr. Miles Langford 1990
0% Moon 44 Major Lee 1990
No Score Yet Disturbed Dr. Derrick Russell 1990
No Score Yet Buy & Cell Warden Tennant 1989
23% Sunset Alperin 1988
No Score Yet The Caller The Caller 1987
No Score Yet Monte Carlo Christopher Quinn 1986
No Score Yet Gulag Kenneth "Englishman" Barrington 1985
No Score Yet Arthur the King (Merlin & the Sword) King Arthur 1985
No Score Yet The Compleat Beatles Narrator 1984
80% Blue Thunder Col. F.E. Cochrane 1983
67% Cross Creek Max Perkins 1983
No Score Yet Get Crazy Reggie 1983
61% Cat People Paul 1982
50% Britannia Hospital Mick Travis 1982
No Score Yet Look Back in Anger Actor 1980
86% Time After Time H.G. Wells 1979
23% Caligula Caligula 1979
No Score Yet The Passage Capt. Von Berkow 1979
82% Voyage of the Damned Max Gunte 1976
No Score Yet Aces High Maj. John Gresham 1976
No Score Yet Royal Flash Capt. Harry Flashman 1975
78% O Lucky Man! Mick Travis 1973
87% A Clockwork Orange Alex 1971
No Score Yet Figures in a Landscape Ansell 1971
No Score Yet The Raging Moon (Long Ago, Tomorrow) Bruce 1971
95% If.... Mick 1968
53% Poor Cow Billy 1967

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Chicago Med
2015
Dr. Marvin Jaffrey 2018
94% Mozart in the Jungle
2014-2018
Thomas 2018
2016
2015
2014
61% Franklin & Bash
2011-2014
Stanton Infeld 2014
2013
2012
2011
88% Community
2009-2015
Professor Noel Cornwallis 2013
No Score Yet Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
2011-2014
Voice 2012
No Score Yet CSI: Miami
2002-2012
Darren Vogel 2012
2010
No Score Yet The Mentalist
2008-2015
Bret Stiles 2012
2010
2009
No Score Yet Metalocalypse
2006-2013
Voice 2012
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
89% Psych
2006-2014
2011
55% Heroes
2006-2010
Linderman Mr. Linderman 2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
66% Entourage
2004-2011
Terrance Guest 2010
2009
2006
2005
No Score Yet Phineas and Ferb
2007-2015
Voice 2009
2008
No Score Yet Law & Order: Criminal Intent
2001-2011
Jonas 2006
90% Monk
2002-2009
Julian Hodge 2006
No Score Yet Night Visions
2001-2002
Martin 2002
No Score Yet The Magic School Bus
1994-1997
Voice 1997
No Score Yet Spider-Man
1994-1998
Voice 1996
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Voice of Dr. Bruga 1994
82% Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
Guest 1991
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest 1980
No Score Yet Lexx
2002
No Score Yet Our Friends in the North
1996
63% Pearl
1997
Prof. Stephen Pynchon
No Score Yet xxMetalocalypseyy (inactive)

QUOTES FROM Malcolm McDowell CHARACTERS

Alex says: Eggiweggs!

Alex says: I was cured, all right.

Tramp says: Go on, do me in, you bastard cowards. I don't want to live anyway...not in a stinking world like this.

Alex says: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

Alex says: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Alex says: I Was Cured, All Right.

Psychiatrist says: "What do you want?"

Psychiatrist says: What do you want?

Alex says: Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!

Alex says: I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.

Alex says: I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. If I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.

Alex says: What are we gonna do? Talk about me sex life?

Chief Guard says: Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?

Alex says: [smiling] No, sir.

Alex says: No, sir.

Chief Guard says: Are you able to see the white line painted on the floor directly behind you, Six-Double-Five-Three-Two-One?

Alex says: Yes, sir.

Chief Guard says: Then your toes belong on the OTHER side of it!

Chief Guard says: Then your toes belong on the other side of it!

O.B. Keeler says: Money! It's going to ruin sports!

Bobby Jones says: I don't think I want to be famous.

O.B. Keeler says: It's too late now.

Alex says: Let's get things nice & sparkling clear.

Alex says: I've taught you much, my little droogies.

Alex says: I was cured alright.

Caligula says: If only all Rome had just one neck.

Dr. Kopelson says: We've given the authorities his complete profile.

Dr. Sam Loomis says: Two road blocks and an all-points wouldn't stop a 5-year old.

Dr. Kopelson says: Well, what do you want us to do?

Morgan Walker says: Yes. I mean, what do you want us to do?

Dr. Sam Loomis says: I want you to get on the phone, and I want you to tell them who broke out of here last night. And I want you tell them exactly where he's going.

Morgan Walker says: Christ, we don't know were he's going.

Dr. Sam Loomis says: It must be great living in denial. I must try it sometime. Look, you and that army of shirt-tuckers up there, you know damn well were he's going.

Caligula says: If only all Rome had just one neck.

Alex says: "I'm singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again."

Alex says: I'm singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again.

Principal Gibbons says: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.

Alex says: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Alex says: Viddy well little brother, Viddy well

Alex says: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

Alex says: [while torturing Frank & his wife; singing] I'm Singing in the Rain, just Singing in the Rain. What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again...

Sheriff Cooper says: "A big mistake, bringing a flamethrower to a gunfight.â?? [set ablaze without firing a single bullet]

Sheriff Cooper says: A big mistake, bringing a flamethrower to a gunfight. [set ablaze without firing a single bullet]

Alex says: There were some sophistos from the TV studio right around the corner. The devotchka was smiling away... jollying and vigoreeting. Then suddenly, my friends, the disc on the stereo faded out. And in the short lapse before the other one started, she came in with a burst of singing...

Alex says: Hey, dad... there's a strange fella sitting in the sofa. Munchy-wunching lobschticks of toast.

Alex says: Naughty, naughty, naughty!!!

Alex says: Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Alex says: Welly welly well well.

Alex says: Come and get one in the yarbles! If you have any yarbles that is!

Alex says: How art thou?! Thou bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil.

Aubrey Bradimore says: He is wearing a Santa suit and a mask.

Sheriff Cooper says: Hiding in plain sight.

Sheriff Cooper says: Christmas... The number one holiday for people going nuts.

Alberto "Mr. A." Antonelli says: Attention, babies. Its not the steps,babies. Its what's inside that really counts.That's when you really begin to soar. You see, thinking the movement is not becoming the movement.

Alberto "Mr. A." Antonelli says: Robert, three things to remember--budget, budget, budget!

Alberto "Mr. A." Antonelli says: People are so bloody rude, occasionally. It's too much really.

Alberto "Mr. A." Antonelli says: What happened? Your all so pretty. You know how I hate pretty!

Alex says: No time for the ole in-out love, I'm here to read the meter.

Alex says: No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

Dr. Sam Loomis says: It must be great living in denial. I should try it sometime.

Drusilla says: I thought you didn't like virgins

Drusilla says: I thought you didn't like virgins.

Caligula says: I've never known any

Caligula says: I've never known any.

Alex says: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem real when you viddy them on the screen.

Alex says: Your wife sir? Is she away?

Mr. Frank Alexander says: No. She's dead.

P.R. Deltoid says: Do I make myself clear?

Minister of Interior says: Do I make myself clear?

Alex says: As an unwanted leg.

Alex says: As clear as an unmuddied lake.

Mick says: There's no such thing as a wrong war. Violence and revolution are the only pure acts

Mick says: There's no such thing as a wrong war. Violence and revolution are the only pure acts.

Satan says: God killed over 100 million people in the flood

Satan says: God killed over 100 million people in the flood.

Satan says: Satan starts wars

Satan says: Satan starts wars.

Alex says: One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

Director says: Now smile.

Mick says: Beg your pardon?

Director says: Smile.

Mick says: What's there to smile about?

Alex says: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

Mick says: The thing I hate about you Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam. And expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.

Caligula says: Caesar cannot be a fool!

Mick says: There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once... Then die.

Mick says: One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place.

Minister says: This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.

Alex says: Alex replies: Thank you very much for this chance, sir.

Constable says: Minister replies: Let's hope you make the most of it, my boy.

Alex says: The Korova Milkbar sold milk plus, milk plus vellocet or sythemesc or drencom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of old the ultra-violence.

Tramp says: Go on, do me in you bastard cowards! I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this one. (to Alex)

Tramp says: Go on, do me in you bastard cowards! I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this one. [to Alex]

Alex says: (replies Alex): Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

Alex says: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

Alex says: I was cured, all right!

Alex says: Eggy wegs... I want to smash em

Alex says: Eggy wegs... I want to smash em.

Alex says: Eggy Wegs... I would like to smash 'em.

Alex says: Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Herbert G. Wells says: The first man to raise a fist is the man who has run out of ideas.

Alex says: I was cured alright...

Alex says: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

Alex says: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.

Alex says: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time, so now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends; for now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with a stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do...

Alex says: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

Alex says: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.

Alex says: i was cured all right

Alex says: I was cured, all right!

Dr. Samuel Loomis says: Micael Myers is fucking dead, do you want me to spell that for you D-E-A-D !!!

Dr. Samuel Loomis says: Michael Myers is fucking dead! Now, do you brain-dead gossip mongers want me to spell it out for you? D-E-A-D!

Alex says: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

Alex says: ....."in out, in out".....

Alex says: In out, in out.

Alex says: "a little of the old ultra-violence".....

Alex says: A little of the old ultra-violence.

Alex says: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

Alex says: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

Alex says: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Alex says: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Alex says: The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

Alex says: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

Alex says: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!

Dr. Brodsky says: Sin? What's all this about sin?

Alex says: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!

Dr. Brodsky says: Are you referring to the background score?

Alex says: You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!

Dr. Brodsky says: You're not cured yet, boy.

Alex says: Yes, sir, and a very lonely place it is too, sir, when I wake up in the middle of the night with my pain.

Alex says: So I waited and, O my brothers, I got a lot better munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.

Alex says: So I waited and, my brothers, I got a lot better munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.

Alex says: Excuse me, Mrs. Can you please help? There's been a terrible accident! My friend's in the middle of the road bleeding to death! Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?

Alex says: I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.

Alex says: And would you believe it, o my brothers and only friends. There was your faithful narrator being held helpless, like a babe in arms, and suddenly realizing where he was and why home on the gate had looked so familiar, but I knew I was safe. For in those care-free days, I and my so-called droogies wore our maskies, which were like real horror-show disguises.

Alex says: Yes, sir! That's exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!

Alex says: Hey dad, there's a strange fella sittin' on the sofa munchy-wunching lomticks of toast.

Dad says: That's Joe. He lives here now. The lodger, that's what he is. He rents your room.

Alex says: I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.

Alex says: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

Alex says: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Alex says: Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

Alex says: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time - Now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like, inspiration and what Bog sends. Now it was lovely music that came into my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on, and I viddied right at once what to do.

Caligula says: I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am... a God.