Colin Higgins Director, Screenwriter Goldie Hawn Gloria Mundy Actor Chevy Chase Tony Carlson Actor Burgess Meredith Mr. Hennessey Actor Rachel Roberts Gerda Casswell Actor Eugene Roche Archbishop Thorncrest Actor Dudley Moore Stanley Tibbets Actor Marilyn Sokol Stella Actor Brian Dennehy Fergie Actor Marc Lawrence Stiltskin Actor Chuck McCann Theatre Manager Actor Billy Barty J.J. MacKuen Actor Don Calfa Scarface Actor Bruce Solomon Scott Actor Cooper Huckabee Sandy Actor Pat Ast Mrs. Venus Actor Frances Bay Mrs. Russel Actor William Frankfather Whitey Jackson Actor Ion Teodorescu Turk Actor John Hancock Coleman Actor Queenie Smith Elsie Actor Michael David Lee Limo Driver Actor Thomas L. Miller Producer Edward K. Milkis Producer