Ky Mo Lab Director, Screenwriter Glen Mulhern Kenny Actor Brendan Mackey Byron Actor Simon Godley Golders Green Actor Steven Berkoff Jeff Actor Raymond Griffiths The Desperate Dwarf Actor Fish UFO Nick Actor Karen Sharman The Iron Lady Actor Vas Blackwood Donkey-Dick Dark Actor Adrian Bouchet The Gigolo Actor Carol Decker Jeff's Wife Actor Leon Herbert Nev Actor Abdala Keserwani Dick-Cheese Deepak Actor Michael Praed The Queen Actor Steven Woodhouse Father Ted Actor Lamia Nayeb-St. Hilaire Producer Resident Filters Original Music Stephen W. Parsons Original Music Damien Elliott Cinematographer Chris Blunden Film Editing Jonathan Braman Film Editing