Almost Married


Almost Married

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When Kyle returns from his stag-do with a sexually transmitted disease, he's left unable to have sex with his fiancée Lydia in the run-up to their wedding.


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All Critics (8) | Top Critics (3) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (7)

  • If this was on TV, you'd switch channels.

    Mar 28, 2014 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • The actors gurn away like they're auditioning for roles in a Carry On reboot, and the denouement is as predictable as it is bizarrely abrupt.

    Mar 27, 2014 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • Too many gags are ill-considered and it's ultimately hard to care whether the engaged couple will make it down the aisle.

    Mar 25, 2014 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
  • Laughing with the film would probably promote the same kind of moral issues one would have watching a public execution for fun, but thankfully there's barely a joke that registers.

    Mar 7, 2019 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • The gags are as coarse as the subject matter, but generally very, very funny, and there's an extremely neat twist.

    Sep 8, 2015 | Rating: 4/5 | Full Review…
  • Director Ben Cookson adopts a tone of blithe jollity at odds with the film's bitter gender politics and the sniggering laddishness makes for an unpleasant date movie even before a predictable twist reveals the misogynistic core.

    Apr 2, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

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