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Choose Me (1984)




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This off-beat comedy is about romance in the 1980s and the relationships between an insecure bar owner who is absolutely irresistible to men, a neurotic radio psychologist, and a womanizing genius who is also a pathological liar.


Patrick Bauchau
as Zack Antoine
Rae Dawn Chong
as Pearl Antoine
Edward Ruscha
as Ralph Chomsky
John Considine
as Dr. Ernest Greene
Greg Walker
as Stuntman
Russell Parr
as Bradshaw
Teresa Valarde
as Studio Secretary
Henry Sanders
as Hospital Administrator
Henry G. Sanders
as Hospital Administrator
Debra Dusay
as Nurse La Mer
Minnie Lindsay
as Woman on Bus
Chase Holiday
as Champagne
Eddie Ruscha
as Ralph Chomsky
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Critic Reviews for Choose Me

All Critics (15) | Top Critics (2)

... a movie of manners leavened with sophisticated farce, locates the confused, searching quality of contemporary sexual attitudes as well as any this year.

January 3, 2018 | Full Review…

There is hardly a moment in the whole film when I knew for sure what was going to happen next, yet I didn't feel manipulated; I felt as if the movie were giving itself the freedom to be completely spontaneous.

October 23, 2004 | Rating: 3.5/4 | Full Review…

A distinct, self-contained dream world, a vivid alchemy of music, picture, and humanity.

August 31, 2018 | Full Review…

Ultimately it rang hollow, though always diverting and stylishly cool.

May 28, 2008 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…

Arguably Rudolf's finest achievement, a moody romantic fable, with lurid visuals and intoxicating jazzy score, in which all the characters are love-struck.

June 1, 2006 | Rating: 4/5 | Full Review…

Salty observations on romance, marriage and singleness.

August 19, 2004 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Choose Me


A pretty unique romance film. It isn't full of the typical romantic film cliches like other similar films. That doesn't mean that it's a great movie either. It's pretty good, as it's unique, has a nice cast of actors, and it's kind of interesting. That said, it could have been better. A little comedy never hurts, for one thing. So, I haven't seen this in a while, but that's what I have to say about what I remember of this film. Overall, it's pretty good, but more for the romantic drama fans.

Aj V
Aj V

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