C.B. Harding Director Larry the Cable Guy Larry Actor Bill Engvall Bill Little Actor DJ Qualls Everett Shackleford Actor Keith David Sgt. Kilgore Actor Danny Trejo Carlos Santana Actor Marisol Nichols Maria Actor Christina Moore Karen Actor Lisa Lampanelli Connie Actor Glenn Morshower General Actor Ed O'Ross Victor Actor Alejandro Patiño Juan Actor Luis Chávez Carlos Actor Nicholas Guilak Luis Actor Albert P. Santos Flaco Actor Carlos Moreno Jr. Jaime Actor Jeff Dunham Amazing Ken Actor Michael Rose Sgt. Major Actor Tom Sullivan Screenwriter Bear Aderhold Screenwriter J.P. Williams Producer Alan C. Blomquist Producer John J. Strauss Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Emily Wolfe Executive Producer Tom Ortenberg Executive Producer Tom Priestly Cinematographer Cabot McMullen Production Design Louise de Teliga Costume Design Lisa Soltau Casting Debbie George Casting Mark Conte Film Editing Dins Danielsen Art Director Kris Fuller Set Decoration James S. Levine Original Music