Eternity: The Movie

2016

Eternity: The Movie (2016)

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Regrettable fashion, synthesized riffs, and power ballads dominate the 1985 music scene. That's when Todd Lucas, a young and talented musician, moves to Los Angeles in hopes of making it big. Searching for someone to share his passion for smooth R&B music, Todd meets up with BJ Fairchild, a cocky loner who is convinced his life is more glamorous than it is. The two musicians have big dreams but little future until their best friend, Gina Marie, gets them the break of a lifetime. Fate brings them together, love tears them apart, and their songs of heartbreak and loss redefine their genre. Todd and BJ epitomize the awkwardness of an era while becoming R&B's most mediocre duo... Eternity.'(C) Vagrant Films

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Barrett Crake
as Todd Lucas
Eric Roberts
as Gene Weiner
Jon Gries
Martin Kove
as Barry Goldfield, Sr.
Myko Olivier
as B.J. Fairchild
Nikki Leonti

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Offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition.

Oct 23, 2014 | Full Review…
Los Angeles Times
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The aggressively silly sendup "Eternity: The Movie" seems to have been constructed on the premise that all you need to make a parody are a few 1980s props and a relentless synth-pop beat.

Oct 16, 2014 | Full Review…
New York Times
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The godawful voiceover narration by Barrett Crake immediately telegraphs the film's sluggishness and lack of imagination.

Oct 14, 2014 | Full Review…
Village Voice
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Thorpe means well, and the song parodies have a bizarre earnestness, but the comedy lacks variety and genuine wit.

Oct 31, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Oregonian

George S. Kaufman said, "Satire is what closes on Saturday night." This piece of utter cluelessness will be lucky to last that long.

Oct 17, 2014 | Full Review…
Film Journal International

Every joke calls attention to itself as though lit by a flashing neon sign, and the film makes no pretense of creating characters or a story that you can get invested in. In fact, it takes great pains to prevent you from becoming invested.

Oct 16, 2014 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
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