Eternity: The Movie

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Eternity: The Movie

2014

1h 28m

Comedy

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A songwriter (Barrett Crake) from the Midwest and a cocky saxophone player (Myko Olivier) from California team up and form a lackluster R&B duo in the 1980s.

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Robert Abele

Los Angeles Times

10/23/2014

Offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition.

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Ben Kenigsberg

New York Times

10/16/2014

The aggressively silly sendup "Eternity: The Movie" seems to have been constructed on the premise that all you need to make a parody are a few 1980s props and a relentless synth-pop beat.

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Chris Packham

Village Voice

10/14/2014

The godawful voiceover narration by Barrett Crake immediately telegraphs the film's sluggishness and lack of imagination.

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Jamie S. Rich

Oregonian

10/31/2014

1/5

Thorpe means well, and the song parodies have a bizarre earnestness, but the comedy lacks variety and genuine wit.

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David Noh

Film Journal International

10/17/2014

George S. Kaufman said, "Satire is what closes on Saturday night." This piece of utter cluelessness will be lucky to last that long.

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Mike McGranaghan

Aisle Seat

10/16/2014

1/4

Every joke calls attention to itself as though lit by a flashing neon sign, and the film makes no pretense of creating characters or a story that you can get invested in. In fact, it takes great pains to prevent you from becoming invested.

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Mark M

@RT96555914 02/12/2025

This movie is one of the worst movies I've ever watched. You'll always be clueless of what is really happening of what message it's attempting to convey

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08/20/2014

Fun, campy and musically charged. Barrett Crake sings his heart out about girls that don't like him and Myko Olivier's mustache rides a sweet, sweet saxophone.

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08/14/2014

A hilarious spoof of the fashion and music of the 1980s. Very catchy songs!

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Ian Thorpe

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Barrett Crake

Todd Lucas

Myko Olivier

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Synopsis

A songwriter (Barrett Crake) from the Midwest and a cocky saxophone player (Myko Olivier) from California team up and form a lackluster R&B duo in the 1980s.

Director: Ian Thorpe
Producer: Joey Abi-Loutfi, Kevin Tostado
Screenwriter: Joey Abi-Loutfi, Eric Staley, Ian Thorpe
Production Co: Tostie Productions
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 25, 2017
Runtime: 1h 28m