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All Critics (6) | Top Critics (3) | Rotten (6)
Offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition. October 23, 2014 | Full Review…
Offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition.
Robert Abele
The aggressively silly sendup "Eternity: The Movie" seems to have been constructed on the premise that all you need to make a parody are a few 1980s props and a relentless synth-pop beat. October 16, 2014 | Full Review…
The aggressively silly sendup "Eternity: The Movie" seems to have been constructed on the premise that all you need to make a parody are a few 1980s props and a relentless synth-pop beat.
Ben Kenigsberg
The godawful voiceover narration by Barrett Crake immediately telegraphs the film's sluggishness and lack of imagination. October 14, 2014 | Full Review…
The godawful voiceover narration by Barrett Crake immediately telegraphs the film's sluggishness and lack of imagination.
Chris Packham
Thorpe means well, and the song parodies have a bizarre earnestness, but the comedy lacks variety and genuine wit. October 31, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Thorpe means well, and the song parodies have a bizarre earnestness, but the comedy lacks variety and genuine wit.
Jamie S. Rich
George S. Kaufman said, "Satire is what closes on Saturday night." This piece of utter cluelessness will be lucky to last that long. October 17, 2014 | Full Review…
George S. Kaufman said, "Satire is what closes on Saturday night." This piece of utter cluelessness will be lucky to last that long.
David Noh
Every joke calls attention to itself as though lit by a flashing neon sign, and the film makes no pretense of creating characters or a story that you can get invested in. In fact, it takes great pains to prevent you from becoming invested. October 16, 2014 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Every joke calls attention to itself as though lit by a flashing neon sign, and the film makes no pretense of creating characters or a story that you can get invested in. In fact, it takes great pains to prevent you from becoming invested.
Mike McGranaghan
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