Eternity: The Movie 2016

Eternity: The Movie

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A songwriter (Barrett Crake) from the Midwest and a cocky saxophone player (Myko Olivier) from California team up and form a lackluster R&B duo in the 1980s.

Cast & Crew

Myko Olivier
B.J. Fairchild
Eric Roberts
Gene Weiner
Martin Kove
Barry Goldfield Sr.
Jon Gries
Barry Goldfield Jr.
Nikki Leonti
Gina Marie
Donna Ruko
Jade
Joey Abi-Loutfi
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Eric Staley
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Ian Thorpe
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  • Offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition.

    October 23, 2014 | Full Review…
  • The aggressively silly sendup "Eternity: The Movie" seems to have been constructed on the premise that all you need to make a parody are a few 1980s props and a relentless synth-pop beat.

    October 16, 2014 | Full Review…
  • The godawful voiceover narration by Barrett Crake immediately telegraphs the film's sluggishness and lack of imagination.

    October 14, 2014 | Full Review…
  • Thorpe means well, and the song parodies have a bizarre earnestness, but the comedy lacks variety and genuine wit.

    October 31, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • George S. Kaufman said, "Satire is what closes on Saturday night." This piece of utter cluelessness will be lucky to last that long.

    October 17, 2014 | Full Review…
  • Every joke calls attention to itself as though lit by a flashing neon sign, and the film makes no pretense of creating characters or a story that you can get invested in. In fact, it takes great pains to prevent you from becoming invested.

    October 16, 2014 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

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