Five Across the Eyes (2008)
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The film crew of this movie obviously didn't give a flying fuck about this film. Even if the director of this film got some of his buddies to watch it and give their opinion on it, I know for a fact the people would have said "Yo man, this work is a piece of shit bro. You can do better than that. Girls are hot though, but for real man, you couldn't pay me to sit through this shit." (assuming the people he asked were college boys, in which case their critique would have gone something like that). I just watched this movie because I know I will have to make films for college probably by the beginning of next year. I saw this movie was a low budget, horror flick that most likely used student actors. The movies I will have to make will also be low budget and use student actors, however my movies will be of much higher quality with talented actors and a plot that doesn't make me want to vomit. Everything about "Five Across the Eyes" is so like atrocious, I can't really take it seriously. I really like the poster of this film though. It shows emotional tension, fear, hopelessness, and blood. If only the movie was half as good as the poster....Anyway, I watched the credits and it seriously looks like 5 people worked on this film, there was like hardly any film crew lol. Just goes to show how blatantly awful this movie was.
What a load of old shit.A bunch of annoying girls are driving back home from a night out or something but get terrorised by this woman who is mental for seemingly no reason!The only good bit was when the girls got their revenge(don't worry,i haven't ruined anything like a cool twist or something)and because the film was shot on what looks like the cheapest camera ever it kinda looks like a snuff movie,which adds some realism!Other than that, dodgy story, annoying characters, crap acting, crap sound, crap soundtrack.Just...crap.
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