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Genevieve (Nia Vardalos), a florist, and Greg (John Corbett), a restaurateur, are relationship-challenged. Genevieve avoids the pain of a broken heart by never going out with a man more than five times, and Greg has a string of disastrous relationships behind him. Though Greg agrees to Genevieve's five-date rule, neither he nor Genevieve can predict the romantic sparks that fly when they get together.
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Rating: PG-13 (Some Sexual Content)
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Genre: Romance, Comedy
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Original Language: English
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Director: Nia Vardalos
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Producer: Madeleine Sherak, William Sherak, Jason Shuman
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Writer: Nia Vardalos
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Release Date (Theaters): limited
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Release Date (Streaming):
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Box Office (Gross USA): $10.1K
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Runtime:
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Distributor: IFC Films
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Production Co: Blue Star Pictures
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Vardalos needs to do a film that has a good screenplay. The film feels like a flat sitcom. On the positive, Vardalos and Corbett shine in the film and have a great on screen chemistry. The film needed a rewrite. I thought this was better than Connie and Carla. However, I thought My Life In Ruins was a little better than this film. Despite all of these misfires, I still believe Vardalos will do a film as good as My Big Fat Greek Wedding. The big question is, when will that happen.
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Nia and john are good together but recreating the sparks of My Big Fat...fails here. It has it's moments.
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Okay but overly silly rom com. For a film with such a short running time it seems to take a long time to get where it's going and the supporting cast of supposedly quirky characters are never fleshed out enough to make them endearing just weird.
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Nia Vardalos is a really great comedic actor, and writer but her re-pairing with John Corbett fails to capture the charm of My Big Fat Greek Wedding. However as long as Nia Vardalos keeps putting out films then I will watch them, becasue they are always a great date movie to watch, and have some good laughs.
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