Vadim Jean Director Martin Short Jiminy Glick Actor, Writer Jan Hooks Dixie Glick Actor Linda Cardellini Natalie Coolidge Actor Janeane Garofalo Dee Dee Actor John Michael Higgins Andre Divine Actor Elizabeth Perkins Miranda Coolidge Actor Larry Joe Campbell Haygood Lewkin Actor Mo Collins Sharon Actor DeRay Davis Mario 'FA REAL' Greene Actor Carlos Jacott Barry King Actor Corey Pearson Ben DiCarlo Actor Aries Spears Gunnar 'MC GUN' Jorge Actor Robert Trebor Jay Schiffer Actor Gary Anthony Williams Randall Bookerton Actor Landon Hansen Matthew Glick Actor Jake Hoffman Modine Glick Actor Kiefer Sutherland Self Whoopi Goldberg Self Kevin Kline Self Pat O'Brien Self Sharon Stone Self Jake Gyllenhaal Self Forest Whitaker Self Susan Sarandon Self Kurt Russell Self Rob Lowe Self Steve Martin Self Scott Niemeyer Executive Producer Norm Waitt Executive Producer David Lawrence Original Music Matt Davis Film Editing Monika Mikkelsen Casting Maureen Webb Casting Tony Devenyi Production Design Carlos Bolbrugge Art Director Stanley J. Miller Set Decoration Lorraine Carson Costume Design