John Dies at the End

2013

John Dies at the End

Critics Consensus

Some will find the darkly funny, genre-bending incoherence of John Dies at the End charming; some will feel its zany antics and gore lead to an unsatisfying payoff.

60%

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It's a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. On the street they call it Soy Sauce, and users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't. -- (C) Official Site

Cast

Paul Giamatti
as Arnie Blondestone
Clancy Brown
as Dr. Albert Marconi
Glynn Turman
as Detective
Doug Jones
as Roger North
Jonny Weston
as Justin White
Jimmy Wong
as Fred Chu
Tai Bennett
as Robert Marley
Ethan Erickson
as Sergeant McElroy
Pranidhi Varshney
as Deepti Chakrabarti
Riley Rose Critchlow
as Girl with Rastafarian
Pat McNeely
as Old Woman
Angus Scrimm
as Father Shellnut
Brett Wagner
as Reanimated Dead Guy
Bark Lee
as Himself
Helena Mehalis
as Dr. Marconi Assistant
Maria Mehalis
as Dr. Marconi Assistant
Jerry Droz
as Mustache Cop
Cesare Gagliardoni
as Meat Monster
Headmaster Ernesto
as Meat Monster Voice
Daniel Schweiger
as Suspicious Diner
Ethan Wolvek
as Man in Suit
Aaron Godfred
as Bullet Factory Worker
Mike Mangan
as Hardware Store Clerk
Michael Schmidt
as Mmm Bacon
Megan Koscki
as Child in Ruins
Jennifer MacKenzie
as They China Food! Waitress
David Hill
as Officer Johnson
Steve Crest
as Officer Steve
Linda Wolvek
as Woman with Officer
Kevin Starai
as Hot Dog Vendor
Bob Ivy
as Largeman Follower
Kim Robert Koscki
as Largeman Follower
Chuck Williams
as Largeman Follower
Tim Goodwin
as Largeman Follower
Andrew Ritter
as Largeman Follower
Nathaniel E. Johnson
as The Bearded Scientist
David Hartman
as Spider Victim
Kathleen Hartman
as Spider Victim
D.T. Carney
as Spider Victim
Michael Sasso
as HLA Officer
Andrew Coscarelli
as Three Arm Sally Band Member
Tennessee Hamilton
as Three Arm Sally Band Member
Aidan Kassel
as Three Arm Sally Band Member
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Critic Reviews for John Dies at the End

All Critics (88) | Top Critics (27) | Fresh (53) | Rotten (35)

Audience Reviews for John Dies at the End

  • Aug 27, 2017
    Fun, horror-comedy-B-movie with above-average plot that keeps you on your toes!
    Letitia L Super Reviewer
  • Oct 08, 2016
    Hands down one of the worst films I've ever seen.
    Stephen S Super Reviewer
  • Oct 16, 2015
    Remember how you ignored Donny Darko, and the Evil Dead (The Big Lebowski too) movies until they became cult classics? Well, it's time to step up your game and get on board with a film before it has it's perpetual booth at comic con. Original, hilarious, trippy, thought provoking and well done.
    Anthony V Super Reviewer
  • Oct 03, 2015
    John Dies at the End is one of those delightfully weird movies. Yes, it lacks here and there in various aspects (e.g. plot) but none of that detracts from the fun. While I found it to be a notch below classics such as Repo Man, still it is undeniably a good time.
    Robert B Super Reviewer

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