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Some will find the darkly funny, genre-bending incoherence of John Dies at the End charming; some will feel its zany antics and gore lead to an unsatisfying payoff.
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I stopped taking notes when the woman disintegrated into a ball of writhing snakes. March 15, 2013 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
I stopped taking notes when the woman disintegrated into a ball of writhing snakes.
Michael O'Sullivan
Despite its astronomical body count, John Dies at the End never takes itself too seriously, and neither should you. March 14, 2013 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
Despite its astronomical body count, John Dies at the End never takes itself too seriously, and neither should you.
Rene Rodriguez
Director Don Coscarelli isn't especially smooth or coherent, and he leans on weird for weird's sake. March 8, 2013 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…
Director Don Coscarelli isn't especially smooth or coherent, and he leans on weird for weird's sake.
Tom Long
[It] eventually finds its own rhythm and meaningful chaos. February 21, 2013 | Rating: 3/4
[It] eventually finds its own rhythm and meaningful chaos.
Tom Keogh
Nobody cares about John. February 7, 2013 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Nobody cares about John.
Mick LaSalle
Salvador Dali meets George Romero. Say hello. February 7, 2013 | Rating: 3/4 | Full Review…
Salvador Dali meets George Romero. Say hello.
Steven Rea
This could, and maybe should, have been something we'd rave about and line up to see at midnight screenings for years to come. July 9, 2020 | Rating: C- | Full Review…
This could, and maybe should, have been something we'd rave about and line up to see at midnight screenings for years to come.
Brent McKnight
The best way to describe the whole ordeal is cheap. July 9, 2019 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
The best way to describe the whole ordeal is cheap.
Nicholas Bell
A hint at what you're in for: mustaches peeling off of faces & flying around, coffee mugs that shoot bullets that turn into flies...after all that happens, THEN it gets weird. March 3, 2019 | Full Review…
A hint at what you're in for: mustaches peeling off of faces & flying around, coffee mugs that shoot bullets that turn into flies...after all that happens, THEN it gets weird.
Amie Simon
The stakes don't seem all that high, despite claims of world-ending consequences. If what you want is schlocky fun, then John Dies at the End should deliver. If you want something more, then you may want to look elsewhere afterwards. February 9, 2019 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
The stakes don't seem all that high, despite claims of world-ending consequences. If what you want is schlocky fun, then John Dies at the End should deliver. If you want something more, then you may want to look elsewhere afterwards.
David Sugarman
This is a film for the young and the young at heart. And those who like their philosophy laden with a heavy dose of paranoia and oddity. December 14, 2018 | Rating: 3.5/4 | Full Review…
This is a film for the young and the young at heart. And those who like their philosophy laden with a heavy dose of paranoia and oddity.
Kelly Jane Torrance
This is a great jumping-off point if you've never been exposed to Don Coscarelli, one of the less-seen indie horror filmmakers out there. If "JDATE" serves as the gateway for new fans, then the movie will be twice the success it already is. July 2, 2018 | Full Review…
This is a great jumping-off point if you've never been exposed to Don Coscarelli, one of the less-seen indie horror filmmakers out there. If "JDATE" serves as the gateway for new fans, then the movie will be twice the success it already is.
Charles Webb
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