The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
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Career lows all round, then?
[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big.
Full of cameos from everyone you'd expect, all of whom appear wooden and uncomfortable, as if they've finally realised the terrible place their unquenchable thirst for self-publicity has landed them.
Full of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls.
In some inner circle of Hell, this movie will be for ever playing.
The emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile.
You don't really need jokes when you've got a ginger 'tache, a silly voice and a big fat woman swearing, do you?
Had it all been done more tongue-in-cheek, it might have worked as a rubbish curio like a more adult Spice World, but instead it's boring, offensive and not funny in the slightest. Like Spice World.
We came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing.
Even the Mr Skin moments are unwatchable, and the funniest moment in the whole thing comes from a bus sign.
Keith Lemon: The Film has no coherent plot, is childish, lewd, coarse and mindnumbingly boring.
It may be the most staggeringly perfunctory piece of filmmaking I have ever seen.
A really funny but silly comedy, Keith does a good job of keeping the film entertaining, although it's cheaply made it's a good watch with some laugh out loud moments, But if you don't like Keith Lemon don't watch but if you do it's a must watch.
Oh dear not even the sight of Kelly Brook in her undies can make this film worth while. Just endless humour a 10 year would find hard to laugh at and smut followed by endless and pointless cameos. Barely anything of a plot to the film either....oh dear.
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