Mary Poppins Returns
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This film, called Big Tits Zombie and featuring both big tits and zombies, is unforgivably boring.
An all out Z grade horror comedy...
The Big Tits Dragon? Finally!
I saw this film under the title: Big Tits Zombie (巨乳ドラゴン 温泉ゾンビVSストリッパー5) and totally enjoyed it! It is a 2010 Japanese fantasy-horror film, adapted from the manga Kyonyū Dragon by Rei Mikamoto, and stars several known faces from Japan's adult movie industry, most notably Sora Aoi. It is directed by Japanese cult satirist Takao Nakano and much of the action is shot in 3D (according to the ad - she could not fit in 2D bra cups... :-) ). If you take this film as an ironical take on Japanese pop culture you will laugh and enjoy the good looks of the girls all the way to the end... do not rely on the plot in which a medieval Book of the Dead is discovered in the catacombs that run under a small town strip club...
I somehow forgot the zombies which appeared when one of the desperate strippers raises an army of the undead, but still can't forget the rest of the strippers which stopped the zombies to save the world! What a lovely sacrifice! Recommended for every real man!
Was I expecting too much from this film? Doubtful. All I really wanted was what the title promised. Big tits and zombies. There are some nice breasts on show, but they aren't that big, nor are they around for very long. This is the kind of cheap Japanese video film that is shot in a few days. The zombies are also not very impressive. Some just have grey faces, making all these zombies look like they died in a fire. Others have horrendous masks a child would be embarrassed to wear at Halloween. Some of the zombies don't even make sense, with one guy donning a skeleton mask, even though he only turned in the last few hours. The film is meant to be laughed at, certainly, but it needed more ridiculous fun to succeed, Successful parts included the running down of a resident, zombie sushi, and the main villain being particularly pleasing to the eye. Sometimes it's camp fun, like seeing the strings levitate a head, but when the film can't even meet quality standards regarding the tits or the zombies, then it's time to move on.
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