The Love Guru

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The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

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Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka (Mike Myers) returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

Cast

Mike Myers
as Guru PitkaHimself
Jessica Alba
as Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake
as Jacques Grande
Romany Malco
as Darren Roanoke
Verne Troyer
as Coach Punch Cherkov
Meagan Good
as Prudence Roanoke
Manu Narayan
as Rajneesh
John Oliver
as Dick Pants
Jim Gaffigan
as Trent Lueders
Ben Kingsley
as Guru Tugginmypuddah
Robert Blake
as Himself
Omid Djalili
as Guru Satchabigknoba
Telma Hopkins
as Lillian Roanoke
Rob Blake
as Himself
Kanye West
as Himself
Daniel Tosh
as Cowboy Hat
Ron Huebel
as Frat Guy
Rob Grfroerer
as Sickly Nerd
Linda Kash
as Female Reporter
Bob Bainborough
as Assitant Coach
Rob Gfroerer
as Sickly Nerd
Gotham Chopra
as Deepak Early 20s
Suresh John
as Indian Man
Trevor Heins
as Young Pitka
Autam Chopra Aka
as Deepkak Early 20's
Jaan Padda
as Young Deepak
Mike Nahrgang
as Angry Fan
Samantha Bee
as Cinnabon Cashier
Peter Schoelier
as Uncle Jack
Ben Gans
as Goal Post Judge
Taylor Flood
as 11-Year-Old Girl
Alexia Filippeos
as 11-Year-Old Girl
Michelle Marshall
as Oprah Winfrey Voice Double
Jahlani Bishop
as Children's Church Choir
Zoia Davis
as Children's Church Choir
Donna Ellis
as Children's Church Choir
Jazmine Jeffrey
as Children's Church Choir
Danielle Johnson
as Children's Church Choir
Carlisa Lewis
as Children's Church Choir
Elyssa Marshall
as Children's Church Choir
Jamila Mason
as Children's Church Choir
Nathaniel Robinson
as Children's Church Choir
Helen Semmunigus
as Children's Church Choir
Daniel Skeete
as Children's Church Choir
Tierra McRae-Spence
as Children's Church Choir
Kadesha Webb
as Children's Church Choir
Clarice Gillard
as Children's Church Choir
Raemiah Dorrington
as Children's Church Choir
Knikole Frans
as Children's Church Choir
Zachary Jones-Hurst
as Children's Church Choir
Tyra Jones-Hurst
as Children's Church Choir
Adisa Liburd
as Children's Church Choir
Sabrina Morris
as Children's Church Choir
Nadine Muir
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Larissa Abrams-Ogg
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Tracey Soman
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Alpha Kayondo
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Ashton Williams
as Children's Church Choir
Madhumita Sen
as Group Dancer
Uppekha Jain
as Group Dancer
Dani Jazzar
as Group Dancer
Karun Pathak
as Group Dancer
Sachin Bhatt
as Group Dancer
Prosenjit Kundu
as Group Dancer
Robert Halley
as Group Dancer
Sharat Chawla
as Group Dancer
Namita Kapoor
as Group Dancer
Hetal Patel
as Group Dancer
Nazneen Irani
as Group Dancer
Shereen Ladha
as Group Dancer
Sharona D'Ornellas
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Critic Reviews for The Love Guru

All Critics (176) | Top Critics (49) | Fresh (24) | Rotten (152)

Audience Reviews for The Love Guru

  • Nov 04, 2012
    Not a brilliant comedy, More slapstick than anything, Abit corny but there are some laughs to be had just not enough.
    Jamie C Super Reviewer
  • Mar 05, 2012
    A movie so absolutely puerile, unfunny and dreadful in every aspect imaginable that it makes you want to take Mike Myers by the hair and beat him with a tire iron. Is there really still anyone in this planet who thinks that name puns and diarrhea jokes are at all funny? (Zero stars)
    Carlos M Super Reviewer
  • Dec 02, 2011
    A horrible movie. I laughed maybe twice at this crappy film, not only was it stupid, there was no point to it. I cant say anything else about it because it sucked so much.
    Bradley W Super Reviewer
  • Oct 30, 2011
    A dismal, pathetic, and absolutely awful attempt at comedy..
    Stephen E Super Reviewer

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