The Love Guru2008
The Love Guru (2008)
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Critic Consensus: The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.
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Cast
as Guru PitkaHimself
as Jane Bullard
as Jacques Grande
as Darren Roanoke
as Coach Punch Cherkov
as Prudence Roanoke
as Rajneesh
as Dick Pants
as Jay Kell
as Trent Lueders
as Guru Tugginmypuddah
as Himself
as Guru Satchabigknoba
as Lillian Roanoke
as Herself
as Himself
as Himself
as Himself
as Herself
as Cowboy Hat
as Frat Guy
as Sickly Nerd
as Female Reporter
as Assitant Coach
as Sickly Nerd
as Deepak Early 20s
as Indian Man
as Young Pitka
as Deepkak Early 20's
as Young Deepak
as Referee
as Angry Fan
as EMT
as EMT
as Cinnabon Cashier
as Biker
as Uncle Jack
as Goal Post Judge
as 11-Year-Old Girl
as 11-Year-Old Girl
as Sanjay
as DJ
as Oprah Winfrey Voice Double
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
as Children's Church Choir
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as Group Dancer
as Group Dancer
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Critic Reviews for The Love Guru
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Well 'they' obviously haven't seen 'The Love Guru', an overgrown dirt-patch of clunking juvenilia.
It's just deadly.
The Love Guru is insulting to anyone with a healthy sense of humor and the simple desire to laugh.
If you're in the mood for a delightful tweak of today's self-actualizing New Age gurus, look elsewhere. If, on the other hand, you want to see gags about boogers, elephant poop, and mano-a-mano duels with mops drenched in urine, then this is for you.
The endless winks at the camera look more desperate, the jokes at Troyer's expense seem more tasteless.
Mike Myers is anti-comedy . . . that is, if one presumes comedy ought to be smart, new, surprising or, yes, funny.
Audience Reviews for The Love Guru
A movie so absolutely puerile, unfunny and dreadful in every aspect imaginable that it makes you want to take Mike Myers by the hair and beat him with a tire iron. Is there really still anyone in this planet who thinks that name puns and diarrhea jokes are at all funny? (Zero stars)
Super Reviewer
A horrible movie. I laughed maybe twice at this crappy film, not only was it stupid, there was no point to it. I cant say anything else about it because it sucked so much.
Super Reviewer
Mike Myers has done it again. He's made another totally pointless, but beyond hysterical movie. As long as you know it's going to be stupid and going for cheap laughs, then you'll have fun. Justin Timberlake is funnier than I thought he would or could be. Jessica Alba still sucks. But it's a good movie about a love guru helping people fix love while he finds it.
Super Reviewer
The Love Guru Quotes
| Guru Pitka: | People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things about yourself. |
| Guru Pitka: | mariska hargitay...Mariska Hargitay. |
| Guru Pitka: | Mariska Hargitay...Mariska Hargitay. |
| Guru Pitka: | i once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand. |
| Guru Pitka: | I once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand. |
| Guru Pitka: | Give me a pound... lock it down.... break the pickle... tickle tickle! |