Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy

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05/15/2012 Maniac Nurses: Bloodsucking Freaks II??? See more 08/16/2010 Maniac Nurses: Bloodsucking Freaks II??? See more 04/27/2010 Lots of boobs and fake blood. See more 04/27/2010 I am inclined to clarify my rating on this film. This movie is pretty bad. Bad acting, ridiculous story, utterly irrational characters, a somewhat judgmental narrator and, for an "Erotic Horror," nothing the least bit erotic or horrifying. But, without excuse, I was mesmerized and thoroughly entertained by every illogical event that took place. See more 04/27/2010 Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy written and directed by Léon Paul De Bruyn starring Susanna Makay, Hajni Brown, Csilla Farago, Nicole Gyony, Magdalana Ryman, Any Schultz, Agatha Palace If you can get past the laughable narrative, the hideous scene selection, wretched music, cringe-worthy acting, pointless voice over narration and dodgy special effects then you are a much better person than I. The girls are indeed quite attractive but the actual sexuality in the film is not as billed. There is quite a bit of teasing, panting, moaning, etc. but nothing remotely worth the title whatsoever. Maybe the title is ironic because all of the “nurses” in this film seem to be utterly incapable of experiencing anything remotely near ecstasy. The story seems to involve a whole host of hot women writhing about and shooting assault weapons at every opportunity. Apparently there is one woman named Sabrina (Makay) who reads comic books and fantasizes about erotic death. There is a war between two women–the leader Ilsa (Brown) and her former girlfriend Greta (Farago). They seem to be fighting over Sabrina but ultimately it doesn’t much matter because the plot is not necessary in viewing this production. It really is about hot chicks and guns which is always worth watching no matter how bad the actual film is. In this case, it’s bad enough to be funny and that’s no mean feat. It does have a campy feel simply because it’s so poorly realized and the film makers are certainly attempting to put out a quality product but just don’t have the skill to do so. This is from Troma and over the years they’ve put out similarly exretable material for an audience that I just cannot fathom. Titles escape me but I remember seeing several in the ‘90's and they left the same impression on me which is not much. The film attempts to be about decadence and the horrors that have afflicted a poor girl who has totally given herself up to absolute filth and degradation. Sabrina is a fresh flower who has submitted to every pestilence and is completely bored. Actually, all the girls are bored because they’ve all gone as far in filth as human beings can go. They are at the saturation point and can go no further with their rotten habits that seem to involve sadomasochism which the film suggests is an extreme form of sexual behavior. We do see some classy flogging and whipping along with some poor woman having her entrails pulled out of her body when she’s still alive. Every few minutes the film is interrupted by a voice over narrator and it truly takes the viewer out of the film. It is allegedly there to help the viewer clarify the emotional and psychosexual state of the actors being presented in the film. It drones on and on about how deviant and irredeemable everyone in the film is. It’s ultimately completely ludicrous because nothing on screen is deviant in the slightest and is in face exceedingly tame in the larger confines of sexual activity. Yes, the bondage might be considered a bit more off kilter than the rest but it’s just a bit of light tapping with a whip a flogger. It’s not particularly dangerous and it doesn’t come off as sadistic in the slightest. Read degradation would have been much more brutal coupled with a touch of tenderness and warmth. It’s always better to mix your sorrows with something akin to beauty otherwise the audience gets jaded and, later, bored. Overall, this film just doesn’t deliver on its promises. It pretends to be subversive and threatening to the order of things but it just fails on every level to satisfy the viewer looking for true and lasting perversion in cinema. It’s always a shame when they make such promises and are too inept to carry through with them. When a film insists too much that it is depraved it hardly ever is in a real, discernible way. Indeed, this film tries to sell itself through its narration as a wholly vile and cruel but it just comes off as much funnier than they intended. When a film fails in its intent to scare and/or sicken a person it’s pathetic when this is all they can come up with. Yes, there are breasts but little else. There is no real s&m, no terror, no heart break. It’s not that vulgar; the violence is fake. The only redeeming quality in this film is that it features reasonably attractive women shooting guns as mentioned. Of course they all look incredibly stupid holding their weapons but at least they are wandering through the forest locked, loaded and ready to kill. See more 04/27/2010 [img]http://homepage2.nifty.com/gore/video/pic/maniacnurses.jpg[/img] Now my friends, this is how you make art. Ilsa and Greta are two maniac nurses who used to be lovers until Sabrina entered their lives. Now, Ilsa is in love with Sabrina, but Sabrina's only interested in comic books and Greta is jealous of the attention Sabrina's getting from Ilsa. A story of drama, tragedy, love, sex, s&m and violence. God, where do I begin? This movie's a complete disaster and I just can't bring myself to believe it was shot with the intention of being released as it was. No, I'm sure whoever originally shot the movie had thought of something really clever, but the editor turned the movie into the biggest pile of dung ever. Lines are almost always spoken out-of-frame so you get the distinct feeling that the story was added after the movie was shot, there's a narrator that could give the guy from [b]Plan 9 From Outer Space[/b] a run for his money in the "what the fuck is he talking about" department, 75% of the movie consists of sustained reaction shots, there's... This is pointless. Look, every single thing in the movie sucks. EVERYTHING. Well, except maybe for the girls. The movie's a freakin' mess and some of the moments are simply disastrous beyond belief. You have to see it to believe it, but I wouldn't suggest doing so. See more Read all reviews

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