Midgets vs. Mascots

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Movie Info

In this Borat meets Jackass shockumentary, five little people and five mascots battle for one million dollars through 30 ridiculous competitions, including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Gary Coleman, leading the ''Littles'' as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even NBA star Scottie Pippen. Look forward to tear-inducing laughter when drunken and belligerent mascots take on a competitive and determined group of little people.

Rating:

R (for strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity and language throughout)
Genre:

Comedy
Directed By:

Ron Carlson
Written By:

Kevin Andounian, Ms. Terry Man
On Disc/Streaming:

Feb 9, 2010
Runtime:

88 minutes
Studio:

First Look International

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Cast

Rick Howland
as Big Red Bush

Akie Kotabe
as Deng Mann

Brittney Powell
as Bonnie

Terra Jole

Mark Hapka
as Little Richard Bush

Paul Rae
as Eddie Slaten

Bob Bledsoe
as Ira Cohen/Spartan Man

Gary Coleman
as Himself

Jason Mewes
as Sheriff #1

Scottie Pippen
as Himself

Ron Jeremy
as Himself

Jordan Prentice
as Jordan

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Critic Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (2) | Rotten (9)

It has neither the comic invention of Borat nor the genuine daredevil likability of the Jackass crew. Just depressing.

Jan 6, 2011 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Peter Bradshaw
Guardian
Top Critic
The biggest problem with this movie is its caustic bad temper, which while funny, bummed me out.

Jul 22, 2012 | Rating: 2.5/5 | Full Review…

Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
A gross-out comedy to make the Jackass posse look like clergyman. If only it was actually funny.

Jan 10, 2011 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Nick De Semlyen
Empire Magazine
Watchoo thinkin' 'bout, Willis?

Jan 8, 2011 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Robbie Collin
News of the World
Barrel-scraping non-PC laughs are all this crude and increasingly tedious mockumentary has to offer.

Jan 6, 2011 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Sloan Freer
Radio Times
Some films are good, some are bad. Some are like watching the end of civilisation in slow motion.

Sep 30, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Jamie Russell
Total Film
The unbearable and atrocious Midgets vs. Mascots can now be included in that select group of films that makes prostate exams seem appealing.

Jan 22, 2010 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…

Adam Tobias
Watertown Daily Times

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Audience Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

Nov 21, 2011

Yes, it was really dumb. No, I probably wouldn't watch it again. But were there some funny (or really gross) parts along the way - absolutely!

Sarah P Super Reviewer
May 04, 2011

Not a documentary, but you see that straight away, they dontv try disguising it. its a stupid concept, and comes off as a crappy jackass, but maybe more vulgar, the midgets thing i see but taking on mascots, basically people dressed up in costumes never pays off for me. although seeing that guy from diferent strokes getting involved was a interesting idea.

scott g Super Reviewer
Jun 19, 2010

Midgets Vs Mascots is one of the more stranger comedies ive seen in awhile when a deceased mascot turned porn mogul dies the only way for his son to get his share of the money left to him is to make up teams one of midgets and one of mascots him having to coach the midgets to victory of course as with any comedy things dont always go as planned for either team but watching them battle each other in different events does have its funny moments and gary coleman does have a very shocking scene that has to be seen to believed but as with any movie like this the laughs do tend to get old fast so watch at your own risk!

ken j Super Reviewer
Mar 02, 2010

Fun to watch even though youll probably lose some brain cells while viewing.I cant believe the shower scene with Gary Coleman. (MY EYES!!!) You just have to see that for yourself

Brody M Super Reviewer