Midgets vs. Mascots

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In this Borat meets Jackass shockumentary, five little people and five mascots battle for one million dollars through 30 ridiculous competitions, including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Gary Coleman, leading the ''Littles'' as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even NBA star Scottie Pippen. Look forward to tear-inducing laughter when drunken and belligerent mascots take on a competitive and determined group of little people.

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Rick Howland
as Big Red Bush
Akie Kotabe
as Deng Mann
Mark Hapka
as Little Richard Bush
Paul Rae
as Eddie Slaten
Bob Bledsoe
as Ira Cohen/Spartan Man
Gary Coleman
as Himself
Jason Mewes
as Sheriff #1
Ron Jeremy
as Himself
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Critic Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (2) | Rotten (9)

Audience Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

  • Nov 21, 2011
    Yes, it was really dumb. No, I probably wouldn't watch it again. But were there some funny (or really gross) parts along the way - absolutely!
    Sarah P Super Reviewer
  • May 04, 2011
    Not a documentary, but you see that straight away, they dontv try disguising it. its a stupid concept, and comes off as a crappy jackass, but maybe more vulgar, the midgets thing i see but taking on mascots, basically people dressed up in costumes never pays off for me. although seeing that guy from diferent strokes getting involved was a interesting idea.
    scott g Super Reviewer
  • Jun 19, 2010
    Midgets Vs Mascots is one of the more stranger comedies ive seen in awhile when a deceased mascot turned porn mogul dies the only way for his son to get his share of the money left to him is to make up teams one of midgets and one of mascots him having to coach the midgets to victory of course as with any comedy things dont always go as planned for either team but watching them battle each other in different events does have its funny moments and gary coleman does have a very shocking scene that has to be seen to believed but as with any movie like this the laughs do tend to get old fast so watch at your own risk!
    ken j Super Reviewer
  • Mar 02, 2010
    Fun to watch even though youll probably lose some brain cells while viewing.I cant believe the shower scene with Gary Coleman. (MY EYES!!!) You just have to see that for yourself
    Brody M Super Reviewer

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