Terry Jones Mandy Cohen, Colin, Simon the Holy Man, Bob Hoskins, Saintly Passer-by, Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant Director, Actor, Writer Graham Chapman Wise Man #2, Brian Cohen, Biggus Dickus Actor, Writer John Cleese Wise Man #1, Reg, Jewish Official, Centurion, Deadly Dirk, Arthur Actor, Writer Terry Gilliam Man Even Further Forward, Revolutionary, Jailer, Blood & Thunder Prophet, Geoffrey, Audience Member, Crucifee Actor, Writer, Production Design Michael Palin Wise Man 3, Mr. Big Nose, Francis, Mrs. A, Ex-Leper, Announcer, Ben, Pontius Pilate, Boring Prophet, Eddie, Shoe Follower, Nisus Wettus Actor, Writer, Original Music Kenneth Colley Jesus Actor Gwen Taylor Mrs Big Nose Actor Eric Idle Wiseguy, Stan (Loretta), Harry the Haggler, Culprit Woman, Warris, Intensely Dull Youth, Jailer's Assistant, Otto, Lead Singer Crucifee Actor, Writer, Original Music Terence Bayler Gregory Actor Carol Cleveland Mrs Gregory Actor Charles McKeown False Prophet, Blind Man, Giggling Guard, Stig Actor Sue Jones-Davies Judith Actor John Young Matthias Actor Bernard McKenna Parvus, Official Stoners Helper, Giggling Guard Actor Andrew MacLachlan Another Official Stoners Helper, Giggling Guard Actor Neil Innes A Weedy Samaritan Actor Spike Milligan Spike Actor George Harrison Mr Papadopolous Actor, Executive Producer Tarak Ben Ammar Executive Producer Denis O'Brien Executive Producer John Goldstone Producer Geoffrey Burgon Original Music Peter Biziou Cinematographer Julián Doyle Film Editing Roger Christian Art Director Charles Knode Costume Design Hazel Pethig Costume Design