Never Too Young to Die

1986

Never Too Young to Die

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In this deliberately campy, tongue-in-cheek tale of espionage and action, a young spy launches a private investigation into the death of his father, a master spy. He enlists the aid of one of his father's gorgeous cohorts and together they end up facing down a deadly and totally deranged hermaphrodite with delusions of grandeur.

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Cast

John Stamos
as Lance Stargrove
Vanity
as Danja Deering
Gene Simmons
as Carruthers, Velvet Von Ragner
George Lazenby
as Drew Stargrove
Ed Brock
as Pyramid
Tara Buckman
as Sacrificed Punkette
Jon Greene
as Coach Madsen
John Miranda
as Mr. Wilder
Patrick Wright
as Exploding Biker
Art Payton
as Minister
Gary Kasper
as Wrestler
Ivar Mireles
as Waitress
Randy Hall
as Minkie
Branscombe Richmond
as Minkie's Partner
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  • In addition to Gene Simmons' insane-but-somehow-captivating-in-a-way-that-will-cost-my-therapist-thousands-of-hours-of-his-life performance, there is also a cameo from a horror icon that makes Never Too Young to Die worth...this sentence. Robert Englund.

    Mar 2, 2018 | Full Review…

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