Satan's Black Wedding

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11/01/2021 Man, the same Nick Millard that made this made Death Nurse? Because wow, this movie is everything my scuzzy dreams are looking for, from fuzzed out sound to priests who have been dead for years and nuns who had a vision of Satan and turned their backs on the church and vampires and yeah, this is a vision of the inside of my brain. It's like the not as accomplished sibling of Messiah of Evil, taking place in that same coastal universe, the same world where Dead and Buried and Halloween III are just up the next exit and not all that far away from Terror House and Warlock Moon. The teeth and the blood are fake, the feel is real. I want to climb inside the darkness of this movie and take the longest, most fulfilling nap of my life, waking up to realize I still have two hours before the alarm goes off and just stretching out on a California king. Mark comes home because his sister Nina has died, but he finds out she was making a book so vile that it still haunts a bookstore worker named Jean. Yeah, it haunts her so much that she and Mark break the narrative flow with the power of their lovemaking — where do you want to sleep, Dr. Challis indeed — but it's 61 minutes that will make your life better, made by a man who constructed a crypt inside his garage. "Whosoever believeth in him, shall have life everlasting in darkness. He is pleased with you, Nina. He called you daughter. Now you must complete the covenant. Every member of your family must die." All hail Nick Millard. See more 06/10/2009 Despite some interesting images, Satan's Black Wedding is a little bit of hit and miss. There's one really good jump scare that got me, but most of the film is awfully dull. The acting is pretty weird, too. It might be worth a view to nostalgia lovers, but it's pretty dire, besides a few moments. Exploitation lovers might get a few kicks out of it. See more 10/16/2008 horrible sound sounds like they used a boom mic covered in tin foil, god awful editing and low budget make this movie rough around the edges .. See more 08/10/2008 Although not as good as Nick Millard/Phillips other '75 horror entry, Criminally Insane, it still has the hilarious low grade quality (for example vampire teeth that look worse that those drug store plastic fangs) and does has a fascinating story that although is kinda ridiculous and thin, over runs for an hour. Basically there's plenty of un-intentional guffaws and "what?!"s to yell out at the silly plot, but there's one heck of a fun last 20 minutes that is worth it for fans of bad film, and those who see the good and genius in it. See more 05/30/2008 A movie th\at deserved to be better dealt with... the subject was good, but the director was bad hence made a mess of this movie. See more Read all reviews

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