David Zucker Director Anna Faris Cindy Campbell Actor Anthony Anderson Mahalik Actor Leslie Nielsen The President of the United States Actor Camryn Manheim Trooper Champlin Actor Simon Rex George Actor George Carlin Architect Actor Queen Latifah The Oracle, Aunt Shaneequa Actor Denise Richards Annie Actor Regina Hall Brenda Meeks Actor Charlie Sheen Farmer Tom Actor Drew Mikuska Cody Actor Jianna Ballard Sue Actor Pamela Anderson Catholic School Girl Actor Jenny McCarthy Catholic School Girl Actor Marny Eng Tabitha Actor Jeremy Piven Ross Giggins Actor Tim Stack Carson Ward Actor Elaine Klimaszewski Elaine Actor Diane Klimaszewski Diane Actor Simon Cowell Self Fat Joe Self D.L. Hughley John Wilson Actor Ja Rule Agent Thompson Actor Master P Self Macy Gray Self Redman Self Raekwon Self U-God Self Craig Mazin Writer Pat Proft Writer Robert K. Weiss Producer Bob Weinstein Executive Producer Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer Andrew Rona Executive Producer Brad Weston Executive Producer Grace Gilroy Co-Producer Mark Irwin Cinematographer Malcolm Campbell Film Editing Jon Poll Film Editing James L. Venable Original Music Bill Elliott Production Design William Heslup Art Director Rose Marie McSherry Set Decoration Carol Ramsey Costume Design John Papsidera Casting