Simon Sez 1999

Simon Sez

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Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller.

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Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Meanwhile, Nick (Dane Cook) -- an old classmate of Simon's -- asks him for help. Nick needs to rescue his employer's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped by the same people Simon is tracking down. The pair must get to the bottom of the increasingly dangerous situation with the help of two monks and a feisty woman.

Cast & Crew

Dane Cook
Nick Miranda
Filip Nikolic
Michael Gabrielli
Jerome Pradon
Ashton
Henry Courseaux
Bernard Gabrielli
Xin Xin Xiong
Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Emma Wiklund
The Dancer
Andrew Miller
Writer
Rudy Cohen
Executive Producer
Daniel Frisch
Executive Producer
Kevin Jones
Executive Producer
Ringo Lam
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Critic Reviews for Simon Sez

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Audience Reviews for Simon Sez

  • Nov 29, 2011
    Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
    Stephen E Super Reviewer
  • Oct 15, 2011
    Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
    Stephen E Super Reviewer
  • Jun 24, 2007
    Total indefensible trash. Great stuff.
    Steve K Super Reviewer

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