Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller. Read critic reviews
Simon Sez
1999, Action/Comedy, 1h 22m
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Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is gathering information about the weapons trade on the French Riviera and trying to pinpoint the man at its center. Meanwhile, Nick (Dane Cook) -- an old classmate of Simon's -- asks him for help. Nick needs to rescue his employer's daughter, who appears to have been kidnapped by the same people Simon is tracking down. The pair must get to the bottom of the increasingly dangerous situation with the help of two monks and a feisty woman.
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Rating: PG-13
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Genre: Action, Comedy
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Original Language: English
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Director: Kevin Alyn Elders
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Producer: Moshe Diamant
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Writer: Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen, Andrew Miller, Andrew Lowery
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Release Date (Theaters): original
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Box Office (Gross USA): $292.2K
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Runtime:
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Distributor: Independent Artists
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Sound Mix: Surround, SDDS, Dolby Digital
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Audience Reviews for Simon Sez
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Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
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Sweet Jesus God Almighty, what have we here! Who in their right mind would even come close to imagining such an awful movie? What did the people involved with this film think they were doing? Were they even thinking at all? Were their careers in such bad shape that they needed for this movie to be made? And even then, don't they have any decency or moral fiber to speak of? God help them all!
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Total indefensible trash. Great stuff.
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