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Terror Firmer (1999)

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Troma Team Pictures, the company that brought you such classics as The Toxic Avenger, When Nature Calls and Class Of Nuke 'Em High, takes a look inside the making of a "typical" Troma release with Terror Firmer, directed and co-written by Troma co-founder Lloyd Kaufman, who also appears as the director of the film-within-the film. Here, Kaufman (whose character is blind, which would explain a lot about Troma's product) and his crew are making a willfully sleazy horror flick, complete with monsters, gore, gratuitous nudity and loud rock 'n' roll, when a serial killer appears who doesn't happen to be in the script. Terror Firmer is based in part on Kaufman's 1998 book about his career with Troma, All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger, and includes a plug for the upcoming Jane Austen's Schlock and Schlockability (possibly a follow-up to 1996's Shakespeare variant Tromeo and Juliet).
Rating:
R (for strong crude sexuality, language, violence and gore)
Genre:
Comedy , Horror
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Troma

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Cast

Will Keenan
as Casey
Alyce LaTourelle
as Jennifer
Lloyd Kaufman
as Larry Benjamin
Trent Haaga
as Jerry
Sheri Wenden
as Mysterious Woman
Debbie Rochon
as Christine
Yaniv Sharon
as Naked P.A.
Charlotte Kaufman
as Audrey Benjamin
Gary Hrbek
as Toddster
Joe Fleishaker
as Jacob Gelman
Ron Jeremy
as Casey's Dad
Lyle Derek
as Asshole P.A.
Tracey Burroughs
as Edgar Allan
Édouard Baer
as French Cool Cat
Joseph Mallera
as French Cool Cat
Roy David
as Jeff/Toxie
Sean Pierce
as Moose
Barry Brisco
as Stephen
Darko Malesh
as Nikolai
Anthony Hayden-Guest
as Toxie's Father
Jen Miller
as Script Girl
Eve Crosby
as Jennifer's Mom
Don McGregor
as Video Company Exec
Jim Salicrup
as Video Company Exec
Theo Kogan
as Theodora
Michael Levine
as Guy Beaten by Leg
Wendy Adams
as Police Officer Woman
Lisa Gaye
as Casey's Mom
Matt Stone
as Hermaphrodite
Trey Parker
as Hermaphrodite
Jonny Spanish
as Mad Cow-Boy
Dan Truman
as Nerd P.A.
Lemmy
as Television Inteviewer
Joe Franklin
as Himself
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Critic Reviews for Terror Firmer

All Critics (4) | Top Critics (1)

Troma goes Blair Witch, and this movie gets VULGAR!

June 25, 2003
Juicy Cerebellum

Audience Reviews for Terror Firmer

Indy directors schooled in shock had two options when Hollywood stepped in and stole their thunder with bad taste comedy hits like THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY and American PIE. 1. Become like John Waters, lose your edge and deliver much tamer (and much more bland) stabs at the establishment or... 2. Up the ante in terms of nihilistic gore, nudity, amorality, cruelty and cheap toilet gags. Lloyd Kaufman has, with this film, undoubtedly established himself as the poster boy for the latter. So possessed is this man to disgust, offend, shock and give viewers an alternative to good, decent, Speilbergian entertainment, he has whipped out a film that includes, but it certainly not limited to, dismemberment, decapitation, impalement, castration, breast mutilation, urination, scat, puking, incest, rape, child molestation, drug use, cheesy sound effects, flatulence, deformed sex organs, full nudity (male and female), a fetus ripped from a womb, soft core sex and gore-dripping overkill in any and every other possible department. I must say, that it's a hectic, erratic, messy film, but I was never once bored while watching it. Since the story takes place around the set of an independent movie (invaded by a hermaphroditic serial killer who hacks his/her way through the cast and crew in an effort to shut down the production) we also get some commentary on how the film industry works (and how it doesn't) and on the comedic virtues found in the lowest of low human behavior. All four of the leads (Will Keenan, Alyce LaTourelle, Trent Haaga and Debbie Rochon) are great. Kaufman himself also shows considerable on-screen appeal as Larry Benjamin, the aloof director of the film in question, who also happens to be blind, an idea copied by Woody Allen for his acclaimed (but apparently not all that original) film Hollywood ENDING in 2001! Fair enough to say that not everyone will be able to endure TERROR FIRMER, but be grateful someone has the audacity to slap Tinseltown in the face by beating them at their own game. The video and DVD both contain deleted scenes and outtakes and are available in uncut or R-rated versions. Watch for a cameo by SOUTH PARK creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone and Motorhead's Lemmy during an amusing end credit sequence.

Cassandra Maples
Cassandra Maples

Super Reviewer

½

Beyond Tromafare for Citizens Toxie, Terror Firmer actually offers some interesting points about film-making and certainly Troma is better at satirizing themselves than the mainstream fair a la "Scary Movie", "Epic Movie", etc. Hilarious but perhaps far too silly (and unfamiliar) for those unacquainted with the truly trash crap independent film and their rare glory. Does this movie dare to try to be "art"? Yes, and it succeeds better than a B movie should, proving that Troma is one cut above themselves. "Dig a hole and call the New York Post!" Troma's biggest problem is that any upcoming film-makers who may want to work for them *ahem* will expect a certain on set vibe because of this movie, and we're also plain aware that Troma is not as "no budget" as they claim and for the most part, just underpays the young and willing.

_kelly .King
_kelly .King

Super Reviewer

Troma's best stuff.

A.D. Villarreal
A.D. Villarreal

Super Reviewer

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