Name: The Night Watchmen
Genre: Horror
Released: 2016-06-10T19:21:45-07:00
Rating: 86

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Movie Info

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and the watchmen must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Genre:

horror, comedy
Original Language:

English
Director:

Mitchell Altieri
Producer:

Jeffrey Allard, Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Demetrea Triantafillides
Writer:

Dan DeLuca, Jamie Nash
Release Date (Streaming):

Nov 21, 2017
Runtime:

1h 20m
Production Co:

Indie Entertainment

Cast & Crew

Kevin Jiggetts
Jiggetts

Kara Luiz
Karen

Ken Arnold
Ken

Dan DeLuca
Luca

Max Gray Wilbur
Rajeeve

James Remar
Randall

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Critic Reviews for The Night Watchmen

All Critics (7) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (1)

You've seen blood-sucking vampires, rampaging zombies, and sinister clowns. But have you ever seen these horror archetypes mashed up into one ludicrous yet menacing monster?

August 4, 2017 | Full Review…

Kristy Puchko
Pajiba
The Night Watchmen is a fun horror-comedy filled with ridiculous non-sense that somehow works in the world where clownpires are a thing and where a metal drummer is more logical in battle than an ex-military.

April 17, 2020 | Rating: 4.5/5 | Full Review…

Emilie Black
Cinema Crazed
...fun, gory and entertaining as hell...

August 8, 2019 | Rating: 7.5/10 | Full Review…

Tracy Allen
PopHorror.com
The Night Watchmen is an insanely fun and bloody ride that is sure to tickle the funny bone of horror fans everywhere. In this film you get lots of gore, excitement, and laughs.

November 2, 2018 | Rating: 8.5/10 | Full Review…

Molly Henery
The Blogging Banshee
The Night Watchmen is damn entertaining, and anyone who can't appreciate it is simply thinking too hard.

January 4, 2018 | Rating: 4/5 | Full Review…

Nick Rocco Scalia
Film Threat
The Night Watchmen is a raucous riot that starts fast and never relents right up until its closing moments. It asks only your indulgence and delivers utterly, remaining a gory and hilarious ride every step of the way.

May 26, 2017 | Rating: 8/10 | Full Review…

Andrew Marshall
Starburst
The dialogue is awful, with lines such as "Whoa! No need to start spinning your head around and spilling pea soup!", which just rolls off the tongue.

February 16, 2017 | Full Review…

Tricia Olszewski
Washington City Paper