Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy Guest Star Tricia O'Kelley Shari Guest Star Steven Krueger Sean Guest Star Dean Wayne Pavlov's Patron Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Jim Patterson Writer Don Reo Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer James Widdoes Director