Andrew Burden

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

Biography:
Andrew Burden writes short stories, film scripts, articles and film columns. He is still trying to perfect the art of writing letters. He has been published in all sorts of odd places. His work has featured in the American small press magazine Flesh and Blood (1998, New York) and Ire (1998) an anthology of South African horror (yes, such a thing exists and is doing quite nicely thank you). His story and screenplay Minor Parts was produced by Jon Savage in Grahamstown as well, and despite its intention now resides on the comedy shelf of the local video shop. He has reviewed films for South African broadcasters M-Net and currently writes Cult de Sac, a regular dose of the macabre and offbeat for iafrica.com. He also plays drums, guitar and (much to the sorrow of his family) is currently thumping his way through the fundamentals of loud fuzzy bass. He enjoyed a stint as a guest member of The Buckfever Underground (thanks for the beers) but it currently enjoying the bass too much to inflict it on anyone else. He vaguely remembers studying Journalism and Media Studies at Rhodes University in Grahamstown, but can't be sure. You can email Andrew on a.burden@webmail.co.za or cultdesac@webmail.co.za. He enjoys receiving emails, as long as they're not from the neighbours complaining about his loud fuzzy bass.
Favorites:
To name a few... Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence Last Night Freaks At Close Range The Deerhunter Psycho Mask (Eric Stoltz) The Elephant Man Easy Rider Quadrophenia Pink Floyd: The Wall Blue Velvet An American Werewolf in London Halloween Any Hammer Horror film The Crying Game High Fidelity Nosferatu Snatch
Publications:
iAfrica.com
Total Reviews:
302
Total QuickRatings:
221
Location:
Johannesburg, South Africa

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
5/5 68% The Crucible (1996) " Powerful adaptation of a classic play" — iAfrica.com
Posted Nov 22, 2004
4/5 43% The Clearing (2004) " Kidnap dramas are nothing new and this one certainly isn't original, but director Pieter Jan Brugge compensates with a stylish approach." — iAfrica.com
Posted Nov 22, 2004
2/5 11% Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) " Pre-production wranglings shouldn’t affect the final product, but in this case you can’t help wondering if they did." — iAfrica.com
Posted Nov 22, 2004
3/5 0% Crawlspace (1986) " Chilling, but meandering" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
5/5 85% Oliver! (1968) " A classic musical with beautiful backdrops. If you haven't seen it you should ask why not. If you have you should be asking for some more please." — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
5/5 —— When the Wind Blows (1988) " One of my all time favourite films - fantastic story, great animation and a title track from David Bowie. What more could you want?" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
3/5 81% Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) " Lovely mythology watered down slightly. Still great visuals and as always fantastic action" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
4/5 31% The Cannonball Run (1981) " You can't criticise this - it's an institution!" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
4/5 82% Ghost (1990) " Despite cynicism I enjoyed it. There I've admitted it" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
3/5 30% Porky's (1982) " Crude, but funny film that set a tough standard for similar comedies in the States" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
0/5 0% Jaws 4 - The Revenge (1987) " It's worse than awful" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
4/5 67% Shirley Valentine (1989) " Wonderful benchmark for British comedies" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
0/5 0% Stepfather 2 (1989) " No - let fairly decent first time thrillers lie" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
2/5 23% Who's That Girl? (2003) " Not even as a vehicle for a great performer" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
3/5 19% Boxing Helena (1993) " Great premise but daughter tries unsuccessfully to outweird her father" — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
3/5 21% AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) " A surprisingly good night out. May not meet the expectations of die hard fans of either franchise - still action packed - and if you can overlook the acting - a fun film." — iAfrica.com
Posted Oct 1, 2004
3/5 38% Skin Deep (1989) " Hasn't aged well, but for its time it was risque, inredibly well written and executed" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 53% Jaws 2 (1978) " Decent sequel in spite of itself. Should have stopped with this one though" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 54% The Cable Guy (1996) " Not many seemed to like this one, but I loved the dark undertones. Quirky, funny and new. Worth a look" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 8% Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987) " The first film was tolerable - this devolves into a Porkys wannabe." — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 50% House (Ding Dong, You're Dead) (1986) " Strangely riveting film. Like a Ghost House at a fun fair this film is silly but great fun" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 33% Dance with the Devil (Perdita Durango) (1999) " Also known as Perdita Durango, this one'll blow your socks off. It's the Mexican Pulp Fiction, but darker and more powerful. Also severe indictment of US/Mexican relations. Don't miss this one" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 64% *batteries not included (1987) " Even if the batteries were included this wouldn't work" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 29% Three Men and a Little Lady (1990) " First one was cute, this is simply tired" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 63% Hellraiser (1987) " Transatlantic dubbing and poor acting ruin what should have been an absolute masterpiece of modern horror. You can't take away Clive Barker's originality away though." — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 77% Gorky Park (1983) " Brooding thriller, but overly long and lacking pace" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 85% Thunderball (1965) " Always well done, but with any James Bond film it depends on if you buy into the franchise. If you do it's great, but if not it's fairly average" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 74% The Towering Inferno (1974) " They don't make disaster movies like this anymore" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
1/5 20% Universal Soldier (1992) " Universally bad - but great idea" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 64% Labyrinth (1986) " The acting is stilted at times, but between Henson's magical world and Bowie's haunting tracks you won't care." — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 93% Withnail and I (1987) " Cult classic - if you haven't yet seen it you should be asking serious questions about where you've been for the last two decades" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 18% License to Drive (1988) " They tested our patience with the 80's comedy a little too much with this one" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 82% About Last Night... (1986) " Brat pack comedy one step up the ladder. Entertaining and touching." — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 90% Misery (1990) " Kathy Bates is the scariest thing about this film - and it's enough - fantastic film" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 91% Edward Scissorhands (1990) " Another eccentric, hauntingly beautiful film from the master of fantasy" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 100% On the Waterfront (1954) " Classic in every way, but without Brando the film would lack the rquired punch (no pun intended)" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 92% Heartbreak Ridge (1986) " Has so much potential, but doesn't quite get there" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 94% Blood Simple (1984) " The beginning of an awesome legacy. They start as they mean to continue.It's fresh, it's original and absolutely compelling" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 81% A Few Good Men (1992) " Powerful performances drive this film, in spite of Tom Cruise" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 90% Monty Python's And Now for Something Completely Different (1972) " You either love them or hate them, but this is one of the finest collections of sketches by the team." — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
1/5 84% Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) " Nah" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 97% Romeo and Juliet (1968) " Powerful interpretation - still a yardstick for this tale" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 38% Hanky Panky (1982) " Brilliant, timing is precise and Wilder is at his best" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 29% The Woman in Red (1984) " Not his best comedy, but the film again proves Wilder is something special" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 27% Rocky V (1990) " The magic wore thin in the previous sequel, it's all but gone in part five, still that doesn't stop you rooting for the big lug" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 82% Big Trouble in Little China (2001) " Genre crossover film, but tries too hard to incorporate too many ideas - entertaining though" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
4/5 31% Hook (1991) " Great casting, great direction and excellent set design make this a must-see" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
2/5 40% The Prophecy (1995) " Wonderful premise, poor execution despite Walken" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
3/5 64% The Hills Have Eyes (1977) " Cult horror, not well executed but gruelling and compelling nonetheless" — iAfrica.com
Posted Sep 26, 2004
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