Chris Blohm

Chris Blohm

Agrees with the Tomatometer 78% of the time.

Chris Blohm's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Little White Lies

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 17% Pixels (2015) "It's the cinematic equivalent of receiving a supermarket brand deodorant gift set on Christmas morning: you don't want it, you'll never use it, and frankly, it stinks. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Aug 13, 2015
1/5 7% Accidental Love (2015) "David O Russell has moved on, as should we all. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jun 23, 2015
3/5 81% Man Up "Man Up isn't perfect, but that's a minor detail when you're dealing with major talent. It could be love, actually. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted May 29, 2015
2/5 57% Focus (2015) "Flash trash. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Feb 26, 2015
3/5 77% Beyond Clueless (2014) "Charlie Lyne's debut feature is a dizzying and dedicated essay on the previously unheralded genre of teen movies. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jan 22, 2015
3/5 50% Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) "A surprisingly enjoyable, fitfully entertaining romp for all the family, with a satisfying gag count. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Dec 19, 2014
3/5 98% The Babadook (2014) "Eerie and unsettling, this is a promising debut from an exciting new talent. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Oct 23, 2014
1/5 26% Love, Rosie (2015) "Never before has one script screamed so loudly for a Carrie Fisher rewrite; anything at all to inject a little wit, decency or soul. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Oct 23, 2014
3/5 53% I Origins (2014) "A mad-eyed exploration into modern optometry is Mike Cahill's ambitious, if flawed, follow-up to 2011's Another Earth. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 25, 2014
3/5 86% Chef (2014) "A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jun 26, 2014
3/5 80% The Fault In Our Stars (2014) "Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jun 19, 2014
3/5 89% Cheap Thrills (2014) "A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jun 5, 2014
4/5 91% X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) "A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted May 22, 2014
2/5 53% The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) "You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Apr 17, 2014
2/5 48% Rio 2 (2014) "Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5 43% Honour (2014) "A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5 79% The Borderlands (2014) "A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Mar 27, 2014
2/5 78% The Machine (2014) "An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Mar 20, 2014
2/5 81% The Bachelor Weekend (The Stag) (2014) "This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Mar 6, 2014
4/5 96% The LEGO Movie (2014) "Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Feb 13, 2014
3/5 75% Teenage (2014) "Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jan 23, 2014
2/5 58% Bounty Killer (2013) "This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jan 9, 2014
2/5 No Score Yet Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta (Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman) (2015) "This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 26, 2013
4/5 75% Kelly + Victor "Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 19, 2013
1/5 38% Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) "Drown it in ectoplasm. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5 79% 42 (2013) "It's a gloriously sentimental, shamelessly enjoyable slice of apple pie that sugar-coats on a Willy Wonka scale. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5 75% You're Next (2013) "How do you breathe new life into the tired home invasion horror? Adam Wingard has the answer. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Aug 28, 2013
1/5 60% The Frozen Ground (2013) "Nicolas Cage sleepwalks through another macho, tediously formulaic b-movie. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jul 18, 2013
2/5 50% Now You See Me (2013) "A film which proves the theory that if magicians were also bankrobbers, they'd still be pretty stupid. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jul 3, 2013
3/5 83% This Is the End (2013) "A cheerfully crass, enjoyably puerile entertainment that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel as much as it blows the barrel to pieces with a sawn-off shotgun. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jun 28, 2013
1/5 53% The Comedian "The meandering life of a London stand-up comic makes for a meandering movie experience. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted May 30, 2013
2/5 64% Epic (2013) "Epic fail. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted May 23, 2013
3/5 84% Dragon (2012) "Dragon roars. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted May 2, 2013
2/5 36% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) "Some laughs, sure, but Carell's creation isn't quite classic and the script sends out mixed messages. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Mar 14, 2013
1/5 7% Fire With Fire (2012) "Violent, obnoxious and forgettable, Fire With Fire is an action shambles with some hilariously literal plotting. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Mar 7, 2013
2/5 77% The Bay (2012) "Effective but hollow, The Bay is a minor work from a director lost at sea. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Feb 28, 2013
2/5 86% Wreck-it Ralph (2012) "Play an actual videogame instead. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Feb 7, 2013
4/5 75% Dwae-ji-ui wang (The King of Pigs) "The King of Pigs rules. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Jan 24, 2013
2/5 24% Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) "A rickety old ride and no mistake, this instalment is for franchise fans only. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Oct 24, 2012
1/5 21% Taken 2 (2012) "Unnecessary, perfunctory, ramshackle: Taken 2 is all these things and less. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Oct 4, 2012
3/5 87% ParaNorman (2012) "There's no meat on the bone of this skeleton. Witty and fast-paced, sure, but the film lacks substance. " ‐ Little White Lies
Posted Sep 13, 2012
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