Chris Blohm

Chris Blohm

Agrees with the Tomatometer 81% of the time.

Publications:
Little White Lies
Total Reviews:
32

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

Showing 1 - 32 of 32
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
3/5 88% Chef (2014) " A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour." — Little White Lies
Posted Jun 26, 2014
3/5 80% The Fault In Our Stars (2014) " Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it." — Little White Lies
Posted Jun 19, 2014
3/5 88% Cheap Thrills (2014) " A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz." — Little White Lies
Posted Jun 5, 2014
4/5 91% X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) " A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces." — Little White Lies
Posted May 22, 2014
2/5 53% The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) " You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm." — Little White Lies
Posted Apr 17, 2014
2/5 48% Rio 2 (2014) " Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't." — Little White Lies
Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5 43% Honour (2014) " A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller." — Little White Lies
Posted Apr 3, 2014
3/5 79% The Borderlands (2014) " A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time." — Little White Lies
Posted Mar 27, 2014
2/5 78% The Machine (2014) " An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article." — Little White Lies
Posted Mar 20, 2014
2/5 81% The Bachelor Weekend (The Stag) (2014) " This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered." — Little White Lies
Posted Mar 6, 2014
4/5 96% The LEGO Movie (2014) " Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller." — Little White Lies
Posted Feb 13, 2014
3/5 77% Teenage (2014) " Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed." — Little White Lies
Posted Jan 23, 2014
2/5 56% Bounty Killer (2013) " This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting." — Little White Lies
Posted Jan 9, 2014
2/5 —— Tráiganme la cabeza de la mujer metralleta (Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman) " This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games." — Little White Lies
Posted Sep 26, 2013
4/5 75% Kelly + Victor " Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love." — Little White Lies
Posted Sep 19, 2013
1/5 38% Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) " Drown it in ectoplasm." — Little White Lies
Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5 79% 42 (2013) " It's a gloriously sentimental, shamelessly enjoyable slice of apple pie that sugar-coats on a Willy Wonka scale." — Little White Lies
Posted Sep 12, 2013
3/5 74% You're Next (2013) " How do you breathe new life into the tired home invasion horror? Adam Wingard has the answer." — Little White Lies
Posted Aug 28, 2013
1/5 58% The Frozen Ground (2013) " Nicolas Cage sleepwalks through another macho, tediously formulaic b-movie." — Little White Lies
Posted Jul 18, 2013
2/5 50% Now You See Me (2013) " A film which proves the theory that if magicians were also bankrobbers, they'd still be pretty stupid." — Little White Lies
Posted Jul 3, 2013
3/5 83% This Is the End (2013) " A cheerfully crass, enjoyably puerile entertainment that doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel as much as it blows the barrel to pieces with a sawn-off shotgun." — Little White Lies
Posted Jun 28, 2013
1/5 53% The Comedian " The meandering life of a London stand-up comic makes for a meandering movie experience." — Little White Lies
Posted May 30, 2013
2/5 64% Epic (2013) " Epic fail." — Little White Lies
Posted May 23, 2013
3/5 84% Dragon (2012) " Dragon roars." — Little White Lies
Posted May 2, 2013
2/5 36% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) " Some laughs, sure, but Carell's creation isn't quite classic and the script sends out mixed messages." — Little White Lies
Posted Mar 14, 2013
1/5 7% Fire With Fire (2012) " Violent, obnoxious and forgettable, Fire With Fire is an action shambles with some hilariously literal plotting." — Little White Lies
Posted Mar 7, 2013
2/5 77% The Bay (2012) " Effective but hollow, The Bay is a minor work from a director lost at sea." — Little White Lies
Posted Feb 28, 2013
2/5 86% Wreck-it Ralph (2012) " Play an actual videogame instead." — Little White Lies
Posted Feb 7, 2013
4/5 75% Dwae-ji-ui wang (The King of Pigs) " The King of Pigs rules." — Little White Lies
Posted Jan 24, 2013
2/5 24% Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) " A rickety old ride and no mistake, this instalment is for franchise fans only." — Little White Lies
Posted Oct 24, 2012
1/5 21% Taken 2 (2012) " Unnecessary, perfunctory, ramshackle: Taken 2 is all these things and less." — Little White Lies
Posted Oct 4, 2012
3/5 87% ParaNorman (2012) " There's no meat on the bone of this skeleton. Witty and fast-paced, sure, but the film lacks substance." — Little White Lies
Posted Sep 13, 2012
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