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Ski Party () |
"
There are moments in the middle of all of this lamebrainery that we get the true Beach Party spirit, and things perk up."
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Popcornworld
Posted May 9, 2013
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78%
|
Beach Blanket Bingo (1965) |
"
Bingo never slows down, never misses a beat, never stops being anything but great, great fun."
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Popcornworld
Posted May 5, 2013
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33%
|
Pajama Party (1964) |
"
It's cheaper, it's dumber, it's obnoxious, it's boring. It's the Tommy Kirk one."
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Popcornworld
Posted Apr 10, 2013
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Bikini Beach (1964) |
"
If the first two Beach Party movies were anything goes, Bikini Beach is everything goes."
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Popcornworld
Posted Apr 3, 2013
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Muscle Beach Party (1964) |
"
A good film stuck between a couple great entries in the series."
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Popcornworld
Posted Apr 3, 2013
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|
|
50%
|
Beach Party (1963) |
"
a barrage of live-action cartoon madness aimed at the in-the-moment entertainment atmosphere of, well, a party."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Mar 25, 2013
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|
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69%
|
You've Got Mail (1998) |
"
A great big hug of a film."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Jul 2, 2012
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|
|
75%
|
Head (1968) |
"
In which The Monkees get stoned, commit career suicide, and end up accidentally making one of the best movies of the 1960s."
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Popcornworld
Posted Mar 14, 2012
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2/5
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Monsters from the Id () |
"
There's so little focus to any of it that the end of the movie forgets what the beginning of the movie set out to say."
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eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 4, 2011
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2/5
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Mansquito (Mosquitoman) (2005) |
"
Any movie with a plot this insane must, by all accounts, be either outrageously stupid or deliciously, self-consciously entertaining. Mansquito is neither."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 4, 2011
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4/5
|
61%
|
The Blob (1988) |
"
An old story retold with a fresh voice, eager to make improvements where they're needed and unwilling to tamper with scenes that don't."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Oct 30, 2010
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|
5/5
|
69%
|
The Blob (1958) |
"
Rebel Without a Cause for the matinee monster crowd."
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Popcornworld
Posted Oct 30, 2010
|
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2/5
|
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Bingo! The Documentary (1999) |
"
At a mere fifty-nine minutes, Jeffcoat doesn't give himself time to get his movie rolling."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 8, 2010
|
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2/5
|
——
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Mahiha ashegh mishavand (The Fish Fall in Love) (2009) |
"
There's clearly some not-so-between-the-lines commentary being made here, yet Rafii must bury this under the formulaic confusions of a standard romantic drama."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Oct 7, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
66%
|
The American (2010) |
"
Corbijn allows the film to crawl, preferring the stillness over a more rushed Bourne-esque action travelogue."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Sep 8, 2010
|
|
4/5
|
72%
|
Machete (2010) |
"
A surprisingly fun action-comedy mash-up... if you saw Grindhouse, it's more of the same here."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Sep 8, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
93%
|
Yoo-hoo, Mrs. Goldberg (2009) |
"
Berg's professional story is worthy enough to be retold, although one wishes for something a little more emotionally compelling."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Aug 25, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
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Rock Slyde (2010) |
"
Sofer's character is named Sara Lee, and that's one of the film's more complicated jokes."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Aug 25, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
62%
|
Salt (2010) |
"
Attempts to cram in a handful of ill-advised surprises while ignoring various plot points it no longer finds convenient to bother with."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Aug 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) |
"
Why wait so long for a sequel? It's not like the writers spent nine years polishing the script to perfection. (Instead, they filled it with punchlines about butt-sniffing.)"
—
Popcornworld
Posted Aug 4, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
41%
|
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) |
"
Younger viewers will thrill to the fun bits. Grown-ups will linger on all the ideas and scenes that play off as weaker versions of better stories."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 13, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
I can accurately and completely review The Last Airbender by quoting my ten-year-old daughter's own thoughts on the movie: "They messed up everything.""
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 13, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
74%
|
Splice (2010) |
"
It's nice to see a genre film try to be smarter than it needs to be, but all we really get is a genre film that's duller than it should have been."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Jul 10, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
The A-Team (2010) |
"
One big jumble that's about one-third fun and two-thirds far from it."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Jul 10, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
61%
|
The Nature of Existence (2010) |
"
It's overly, apologetically polite in its efforts to cover all the bases."
—
Popcornworld
Posted Jul 10, 2010
|
|
5/5
|
99%
|
Toy Story 3 (2010) |
"
Like an overdue reunion with an old friend... it's a trilogy that's grown up without losing its soul."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 9, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
52%
|
Knight & Day (2010) |
"
Knight and Day ends up chasing itself around in circles, going nowhere, doing nothing, hoping to coast on charm and goodwill."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 9, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
33%
|
Beyond the Ocean, (Tam za okeanom) (2000) |
"
Haunting, beautiful, and all too frustrating."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Jul 7, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
73%
|
Iron Man 2 (2010) |
"
Take all twelve plots, set your iPod on shuffle, and watch as the franchise deteriorates into a shallow pool of half-baked ideas and detached snark."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 19, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
41%
|
Death at a Funeral (2010) |
"
Of all movies, why remake this one, which wasn't very good in the first place?"
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 16, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
70%
|
Phyllis and Harold (2010) |
"
An engaging, earnest tale bungled through the intrusions of the filmmaker."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 8, 2010
|
|
4/5
|
98%
|
Dr. No (1962) |
"
It's terrific entertainment, to be sure, but its unevenness keeps up from being a great film."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 7, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Clash of the Titans (2010) |
"
Forget the kraken, how 'bout releasing a plot?"
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 2, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
The Last Song (2010) |
"
Yes, it's Hannah Montana as a cynical brooder, and no, the movie does not pull it off."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 31, 2010
|
|
3.5/5
|
90%
|
Now, Voyager (1942) |
"
It's all far more complicated than it needs to be, but then again, what would you cut?"
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
82%
|
Mogambo (1953) |
"
Too long and too ridiculous."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
3/5
|
87%
|
Love in the Afternoon (1957) |
"
It's not a great film, but it is an endearing one."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
85%
|
Splendor in the Grass (1961) |
"
A smug sneer toward all the squares."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
——
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Alice in Wonderland (1933) |
"
An eerie collection of irritating, semi-paralyzed caricatures screaming at you for 77 minutes."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
3.5/5
|
——
|
Ballad in Blue (1964) |
"
Charles is essentially a supporting character in his own movie."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 27, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
The Bounty Hunter (2010) |
"
This week's entry in the neverending circle of watered-down, mid-range, completely unmemorable Hollywood comedies."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 19, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
——
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Doctor Who - The Twin Dilemma (1993) |
"
One of the very worst classic Who adventures, a flimsy production that doesn't have solid writing to back it up."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 3, 2010
|
|
4/5
|
——
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Acting Shakespeare (2010) |
"
C'mon: it's Ian McKellan performing Shakespeare for an hour and a half. How could it not be great?"
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 3, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
31%
|
St. Trinian's (2007) |
"
The actors are left grasping for laughs as the script tries to figure out just what it wants to be."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 3, 2010
|
|
4/5
|
43%
|
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead (2010) |
"
Displays both sharp literary intelligence and tongue-in-cheek pop silliness."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Feb 12, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
——
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The Gambler, The Girl, & the Gunslinger (2009) |
"
This is a good B-movie cast in search of better material."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Jan 24, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
——
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See You After School (2009) |
"
I'd call it a rip-off, but that would be insulting to rip-offs."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Jan 21, 2010
|
|
3.5/5
|
——
|
Bonekickers (2010) |
"
It's a nice chunk of cheese, wrapped up in an Indiana Jones fedora."
—
DVDTalk.com
Posted Jan 21, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
The Spy Next Door (2010) |
"
The movie is, understandably, an incompetence pile."
—
eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 20, 2010
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