David Hiltbrand

David Hiltbrand

Agrees with the Tomatometer 74% of the time.

Publications:
Philadelphia Inquirer , San Jose Mercury News
Total Reviews:
122

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2/4 46% Pain & Gain (2013) " Bay ... doesn't seem to realize the film has gotten away from him. He's still trying to maintain the same jaunty tone even after the content's gone gruesome." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Apr 25, 2013
94% The Central Park Five (2012) " It's a vivid and gripping documentary (although, at two hours, somewhat longer than it needs to be), a grave indictment of a city and a system at the breaking point." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Apr 17, 2013
2/4 47% Bullet to the Head (2013) " Bullet to the Head indicates that we're rapidly approaching an era of big-bang movies with stars on mobility scooters." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jan 31, 2013
92% Crossfire Hurricane () " As the band marks its 50th anniversary, Crossfire Hurricane is a vivid reminder of just how essential, influential, and deliberate they have been." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Nov 16, 2012
2/4 87% Frankenweenie (2012) " Frankenweenie is the apotheosis of goth director Tim Burton's oeuvre: artistic yet sterile, incredibly meticulous and totally misbegotten." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Oct 4, 2012
2.5/4 78% Dredd (2012) " For sci-fi action fans, it's an instant classic." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Sep 20, 2012
2/4 65% The Expendables 2 (2012) " Nice to know America's action stars, no matter how old they get, will never lack for gainful employment." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 22, 2012
1.5/4 48% Hit & Run (2012) " The problem is that Hit & Run can't really settle on a tone. It's a goofy caper that turns savage." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 22, 2012
63% Game Change (2013) " The dramatic re-creations are somewhat uneven: The convention staging is quite convincing, the campaign trail less so." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 6, 2012
2.5/4 77% Katy Perry: Part of Me (2012) " What is worth seeing - and shelling out the 3-D premium for - is Perry's eye-popping showmanship." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jul 5, 2012
1.5/4 26% Wrath of the Titans (2012) " Rarely has a film so equally balanced macho and nacho..." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Mar 29, 2012
25% Act of Valor (2012) " You know who you're supposed to be rooting for because they're the ones wearing uniforms, but it's easy to lose touch with why." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Feb 23, 2012
2/4 65% The Woman in Black (2012) " The Woman in Black has lovely period atmosphere. Unfortunately, it doesn't have much else besides atmosphere." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Feb 2, 2012
2/4 75% Addiction Incorporated (2011) " While its thoroughness is laudable, its pacing is deadly. And the events and attitudes depicted already have become curiously passe in less than a decade." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jan 26, 2012
2.5/4 26% Underworld Awakening (2012) " There's not much to this movie beyond a slick procession of dark, gleaming violence." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jan 21, 2012
2/4 7% New Year's Eve (2011) " This is more of a clown car than it is a movie." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Dec 8, 2011
3/4 60% Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011) " The Fox TV phenomenon is the Lewis & Clark of discovering new revenue streams. And this big-screen iteration is just as buoyant and bright-eyed as the rest of the franchise." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 11, 2011
2/4 52% The Devil's Double (2011) " Tamahori tries to top off this already long Arab immorality tale with gratuitous swirls of romance and heroism." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 4, 2011
1.5/4 14% Zookeeper (2011) " If you've been waiting for Hollywood to produce a romantic comedy with a supporting cast made up of talking animals . . . well, no, even then, Zookeeper will let you down." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jul 7, 2011
88% Buck (2011) " Brannaman is a fascinating character, but Buck is so tightly focused that only avid horse lovers will find it appealing." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jun 23, 2011
2.5/4 19% Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer (2011) " A film that's energetic but not entirely engaging, fun but never truly funny." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jun 9, 2011
2/4 77% Thor (2011) " All the requisite ingredients are wedged in: romance, redemption, a giant invincible robot. But it seems no one was paying attention to overall quality control." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted May 5, 2011
26% Arthur (2011) " The last part of Arthur slogs under an unfortunate burden of sentiment and sincerity." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Apr 7, 2011
45% Soul Surfer (2011) " Just goes to show that the Gospel isn't always right. Faith clearly does not assure a good movie." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Apr 7, 2011
2/4 91% Source Code (2011) " Source Code certainly gives the audience a lot to chew on. But very little of it is digestible." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Mar 31, 2011
2/4 19% Cop Out (2010) " It's tough to screw up an omelet. But it can certainly be done." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Feb 25, 2010
1/4 60% Frozen (2010) " Where are the flying Saint Bernards when you really need them?" — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Feb 4, 2010
2/4 21% Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) " The whole thing is rather insipid. But Thomas makes it smoother and more palatable than it deserves to be." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Dec 23, 2009
1/4 35% The Slammin' Salmon (2009) " You would think any movie with the word "salmon" in the title would have to be funny. Think again." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Dec 10, 2009
2.5/4 66% The Blind Side (2009) " However obvious, The Blind Side is touching -- despite its habit of dropping major character notes into the melody without warning." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Nov 24, 2009
1.5/4 45% The Box (2009) " Whatever you do, do not accept delivery of The Box, a package that doesn't know where it is going nor how to get there." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Nov 12, 2009
3/4 78% Bronson (2009) " The tone is surreal, at once visceral and clinical, making Bronson an unsettling experience: savage, disturbing, and yet somehow fascinating." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Oct 22, 2009
2/4 11% Couples Retreat (2009) " Trouble in paradise. That's the overly familiar premise of this sun-poisoned comedy." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Oct 8, 2009
1.5/4 39% Surrogates (2009) " If the whole point of this surrogate society is to appear as a perfectly beautiful avatar, why would Bruce Willis choose that ludicrous blond wig that looks like he plucked it off a mannequin at Boscov's?" — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Sep 27, 2009
2.5/4 43% Shorts: The Adventures of the Wishing Rock (2009) " It's like Shorts raided the concession stand and then has to sit slumped in its seat long after the sugar buzz wears off." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 20, 2009
1.5/4 17% The Marc Pease Experience (2009) " Consider: A bad movie about cheesy a cappella and awful musical theater. What could be more excruciating?" — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 20, 2009
2.5/4 34% G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) " OK, it's seriously deficient in plot or acting. But in this genre, those two ingredients are as superfluous as canoes in a desert." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Aug 11, 2009
2.5/4 14% Year One (2009) " The actors make a surprisingly effective comic team, with Black's manic energy trampolining off Cera's deflated passivity." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Jun 18, 2009
2.5/4 27% Fast & Furious (2009) " Fast & Furious succeeds because the action is supercharged in a style that recalls Mel Gibson's apocalyptic classic, The Road Warrior. The characters are more than cartoonish, and the plot grips the road." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Apr 2, 2009
2/4 43% Race to Witch Mountain (2009) " The film doesn't really have a plot. It's more of a premise, cartoonishly executed." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Mar 12, 2009
1.5/4 27% Punisher: War Zone (2008) " The acting is better than the script deserves and Lexi Alexander's cut-to-the-hearse direction lends the film considerable kick. But there is a steel spike at the end of Punisher's boot that will gouge your eyes out." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Dec 5, 2008
1.5/4 36% Transporter 3 (2008) " An action franchise in motion tends to stay in motion, long after logic or box office should bring it to a screeching halt." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Nov 26, 2008
2.5/4 44% Soul Men (2008) " So why is this film worth seeing? Because it's an ideal showcase for Mac's peerless comic chops." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Nov 7, 2008
3/4 16% Max Payne (2008) " Max Payne is a junkyard dog of a film that is true to its video-game roots even as it transcends them." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Oct 23, 2008
2/4 61% The Express (2008) " The Express eventually reaches its triumph-of-the-human-spirit climax, but it yanks too hard on the heart strings during the long journey there." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Oct 9, 2008
2.5/4 96% Trouble the Water (2008) " Trouble the Water is choppy, overly long and at times almost indecipherable, but it's indelible." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Oct 2, 2008
1/4 15% Hounddog (2008) " A slow procession of degradation and suffering, Hounddog is like a tall glass of bitter iced tea." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Sep 25, 2008
2.5/4 67% Greetings From the Shore (2008) " This is a two-hankie weeper that doesn't really earn its tears. But it's a sweet little movie nonetheless." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Sep 11, 2008
1/4 9% Bangkok Dangerous (2008) " Bankgok Ridiculous is more like it." — Philadelphia Inquirer
Posted Sep 8, 2008
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