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Gareth J. Von Kallenbach

"Do Unto Others as you would have done unto you."

Agrees with the Tomatometer 63% of the time.

Biography:: Syndicated film reviewer and creater of Skiewed and Reviewed. I also write for several Gaming publications as well as setup Lan events and software sales. I have been known to speak at Sci Fi cons as well aabout upcoming films. I have a Masters Degree, and enjoy music, sports, movies, shopping, and so much more.
Favorites:: Too many to list. Star Wars series Terminator Series The Classics. And so on...
Publications:: Ain't It Cool Movie Reviews , CineScene.com , Film Threat , Lee's Movie Info , Mediasharx , Movie Eye , Movie Insider , Movie-Vault.com , MovieFreak.com , Moviehole , MovieWeb , RopeofSilicon , Rotten Tomatoes , Skewed and Reviewed

Total Reviews:: 670
Total QuickRatings:: 186

Location:: Seattle, WA

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Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date
4/5	78%	Iron Man 3 (2013)	" The film takes a bit of time to get up to speed, but thanks to Downey's performance you maintain your interest as you are always waiting for what he will do next. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted May 3, 2013
4/5	56%	Oblivion (2013)	" Not only is "Oblivion" filled with incredible imagery but it is also a intriguing and at times thought-provoking story that proves you can do action driven science fiction and still have interesting characters with complexity and a branching story." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 19, 2013
3/5	92%	Jurassic Park: An IMAX 3D Experience (2013)	" For die hard fans of the series and those who want younger viewers to experience the film on the big screen, then this is exactly what you have been looking for. If you are looking for a significant change to the film, then you may be disappointed. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 5, 2013
3.5/5	60%	Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)	" While it is not likely to be considered a classic like the original film, it is still a worthy chapter in the series which will provide good nostalgic entertainment for fans new and old alike. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 7, 2013
3.5/5	52%	Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)	" A nostalgic, yet highly enjoyable, interpretation of the beloved classic. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 28, 2013
2.5/5	20%	Identity Thief (2013)	" McCarthy has some great lines and moments and Bateman does a solid job as the straight main foil. The problem is, the laughs are to few and far between to justify the nearly two hour run time." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 8, 2013
3.5/5	47%	Bullet to the Head (2013)	" While I enjoyed Schwarzenegger's "The Last Stand" a bit more, I was very surprised at how enjoyable the film was after being underwhelmed by the trailer." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 1, 2013
4.5/5	93%	Zero Dark Thirty (2013)	" A Dark and captivating look at the world in which we live." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Jan 4, 2013
3/5	18%	Parental Guidance (2012)	" Bottom line, renter, unless you love Bily Crystal. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 25, 2012
4.5/5	88%	Django Unchained (2012)	" It's hard not to be impressed with the way Tarantino is able to paint a picture, fill it with interesting and quirky characters, and quickly tear it all apart as things descend into utter chaos and destruction. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 25, 2012
3/5	47%	Cirque Du Soleil: Worlds Away 3D (2012)	" If you have never seen a Cirque du Soleil performance by all means I definitely recommend seeing this film but for those hard-core fans who are regular attendees of Cirque du Soleil, one might want to wait to catch this on DVD." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 20, 2012
3.5/5	61%	Jack Reacher (2012)	" The film cleverly mixes humor, action, and drama with a very credible plot that rarely strains plausibility." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 20, 2012
4/5	65%	The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)	" Despite its issues, it's a visually spectacular masterpiece that, if you can endure the long periods of inaction, pays off especially well during the film's battle sequences. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 14, 2012
2.5/5	13%	Red Dawn (2012)	" The best thing I can say about the film said if you are willing to overlook the abundance of plot holes and logic gaps, as well as some at times stiff acting and dialogue, there are some enjoyable action seems to be found. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 20, 2012
4/5	92%	Skyfall (2012)	" I'm extremely happy with the film and especially love the movie's dénouement which, for me, promises a very good and eagerly anticipated direction for future films." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 8, 2012
4/5	86%	Wreck-it Ralph (2012)	" Pure Disney magic and gaming nostalgia blended to perfection." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 2, 2012
4.5/5	82%	Seven Psychopaths (2012)	" Seven Psychopaths turned out to be an enjoyable experience and thrill ride from start to finish. The ensemble cast breathes life into the crazy characters that help move along the action." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 12, 2012
4/5	96%	Argo (2012)	" Argo", was an extremely pleasant surprise in one of the most enjoyable films I have seen this year.I would not be surprised to see the film get a few Oscar nods come awards season as they would be in my opinion well deserved." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 12, 2012
4/5	87%	Frankenweenie (2012)	" While it will not break any new ground in visuals and story, "Frankenweenie" is a pleasantly fun film that the family will enjoy and is well worth checking out. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 5, 2012
2.5/5	93%	Looper (2012)	" Willis, Bridges, and Gordon-Levitt do solid work but seem to be going through the motions as they never really earn any sympathy from the audience. "Looper" has a great premise that starts well and then fails to live up to its potential. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Sep 28, 2012
2.5/5	30%	Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)	" This film one comes across as a lazy remake of the first and offers little that viewers have not already seen before and better in the previous films." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Sep 14, 2012
3/5	56%	For a Good Time, Call... (2012)	" What starts as a raunchy comedy ends up being a sweet film about the complicated dynamics of female relationships." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Sep 11, 2012
4/5	34%	The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012)	" The film captures the true magic the movies. Taking a fantasy and touching so many people in a deep and personal way." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 17, 2012
3.5/5	87%	ParaNorman (2012)	" The team that created the sparkling "Coraline" has really taken the game to the next level." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 17, 2012
4/5	78%	Dredd (2012)	" Once Dredd kicks into high gear you instantly forget anything else and truly enjoy this movie until it is over." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 10, 2012
4/5	56%	The Bourne Legacy (2012)	" Renner goes all out for a demanding and physical role while earning the audience's sympathy for the plight of Cross." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Aug 10, 2012
3/5	16%	The Watch (2012)	" While it tries hard and has a solid cast, "The Watch" runs short." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 27, 2012
4/5	73%	The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)	" Webb clearly knows the subject matter and gets the most out of his very talented cast and tells a very entertaining yet human action story and lets the FX support the film rather than carry it." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Jul 3, 2012
4/5	78%	Brave (2012)	" While the film plays it fairly safe with the story, Pixar's first female heroine gives us a very fun and enjoyable tale that offers something for the entire family without talking down to the audience or having to resort to crude humor." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 22, 2012
2.5/5	21%	That's My Boy (2012)	" While it is not a great cinematic comedy it certainly has more than its fair share of laughs along the way, just as long as you're willing to overlook the lackluster plot and uneven pacing of the film." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 15, 2012
4/5	74%	Prometheus (2012)	" From the incredible visuals to the engaging and enjoyable cast, Prometheus is a refreshing and enjoyable film and an extremely welcome and much-needed addition to the alien franchise. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Jun 7, 2012
2/5	20%	Chernobyl Diaries (2012)	" The director had so many opportunities to delve further into the Chernobyl mystery and play up the radiation/mutation stab, but failed to provide any substance behind his direction. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted May 26, 2012
2/5	34%	Battleship (2012)	" you'll find far more thrills and enjoyment busting out the actual Battleship game than sitting through the film." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted May 18, 2012
3/5	58%	The Dictator (2012)	" It might not be the funniest movie of the year, but it is by no means bad at what it does. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted May 11, 2012
4/5	93%	Marvel's The Avengers (2012)	" From the strong cast to the awesome special effects and humor, "The Avengers" is a shining example of not only how to do a summer action film but how to do a comic book ensemble film right. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted May 2, 2012
2.5/5	38%	Lockout (Unrated) (2012)	" Lockout plays out more like a direct to DVD release as the recycled plot and lo-res and dated special effects did not warrant a major theatrical release." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 13, 2012
3.5/5	44%	American Reunion (2012)	" What really sold the film for me was not just the great chemistry between the cast but the way the script deftly moved the raunchy comedy along while combining character development and depth that is not normally found in films of this type." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Apr 6, 2012
3.5/5	85%	21 Jump Street (2012)	" 21 Jump Street" is easily the funniest movie I've seen this year. I have not laughed this much, for all the right reasons, in quite a long time. Hip and fresh again, there's plenty of bounce left in "21 Jump Street." " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 16, 2012
3.5/5	51%	John Carter (2012)	" Director Andrew Stanton, who has made a name for himself with his animated films at Pixar, skillfully blends live-action and CGI to create a very energetic and enjoyable action-adventure film that was a very pleasant surprise. " — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 9, 2012
3/5	35%	Immortals (2011)	" The character-driven film never gets overshadowed by the lavish special effects and epic scenery. Mickey Rourke plays a very effective Hyperion, mixing villainy with restraint." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Mar 5, 2012
4/5	26%	This Means War (2012)	" Directed by McG the film mixes action and comedy with a touch of romance and creates an entertaining formula." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 17, 2012
3/5	53%	Safe House (2012)	" Washington and Reynolds worked very well together and had a very natural, unforced chemistry. It was very nice to see Reynolds take on a grittier and more intense role than we have seen from him previously." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Feb 10, 2012
4.5/5	86%	The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)	" The film is a bold and dynamic vision from Fincher and is a deeply dark and disturbing story that is difficult to forget." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 21, 2011
4/5	93%	Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)	" The team has a winning formula that reinvigorates the series giving us what I believe is the best film in the series to date." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 15, 2011
4.5/5	60%	Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011)	" The film was well-paced and an absolute thrill ride from beginning to end mixing fantastic action and some great humor for a very winning combination that is not to be missed." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 15, 2011
4/5	7%	New Year's Eve (2011)	" I found this movie to be a great date movie. It's cute and funny, but without being overly obnoxious as some holiday movies try to be. It is very clever in its story telling, and makes great use of the stellar cast." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Dec 9, 2011
4/5	96%	The Muppets (2011)	" I can honestly say this is not only one of the best of the Muppet movies but it is a perfect film to take the family. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself enjoying the magic as much, if not more, than the kids." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 23, 2011
2.5/5	24%	Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)	" While it attempts to be a darker and more mature film, it still comes across as eye candy and fantasy for young women when the story and cast deserved so much more." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Nov 18, 2011
3.5/5	36%	In Time (2011)	" "In Time" is science fiction at its best as it allows for timely social commentary and provides a disturbing look at many age old debates." — Skewed and Reviewed Posted Oct 28, 2011

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