Jake Wilson

Jake Wilson

Agrees with the Tomatometer 66% of the time.

Biography:
PGNx Media game reviewer
Publications:
Sydney Morning Herald , The Age (Australia) , Urban Cinefile
Total Reviews:
194

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2/5 4% Scary Movie 5 (2013) " This is the first Scary Movie in seven years, but the formula remains unchanged, with a thin storyline linking spoofs of Hollywood hits." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Apr 11, 2013
3.5/5 94% Amour (2012) " Ultimately, the title of the film demands to be taken as a question: is this truly what love looks like? A little smugly, Haneke refuses to answer. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Feb 22, 2013
1.5/5 63% Anna Karenina (2012) " Trying to one-up Tolstoy was always going to be a bad idea, though I wouldn't object to seeing a Bond movie, or Les Miserables, staged in the same way. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Feb 14, 2013
1/5 46% The Sweeney (2013) " Winstone attempts to bluster his way through, but remains the least credible action star this side of Sylvester Stallone in The Expendables." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Feb 14, 2013
2/5 13% Safe Haven (2013) " Will there ever be a good movie based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks? " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Feb 14, 2013
3.5/5 52% Trouble with the Curve (2012) " The narrative feels almost intentionally hokey and diagrammatic, a framework that gives the actors freedom to display their best-known qualities. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Dec 7, 2012
2.5/5 49% The Man With the Iron Fists (2012) " Predictably, this kind of gleeful fanboy excess yields diminishing returns. RZA hasn't much sense of storytelling rhythm, and lacks Tarantino's gift for turning adolescent obsessions into something uniquely personal. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Dec 7, 2012
1.5/5 —— Love Story () " Sheltering behind his harmlessly dorky persona, Habicht never shows us anything painful enough to seem real; the film is far more an exercise in self-promotion than a study of the ups and downs of love. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Dec 7, 2012
1.5/5 85% The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) " Even making allowances for a certain amount of Hollywood gloss, there's something wrong with a film about misfits where everyone is this good-looking and poised. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 29, 2012
3/5 74% Sound of My Voice (2012) " Either Maggie is the real deal, or she's lying, or we never find out. In any case, anticlimax seems inevitable." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 22, 2012
3/5 92% Skyfall (2012) " Skyfall is not, of course, ''darker'' or more serious than previous Bond films, but it's more knowing about its own conventions." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 22, 2012
3/5 94% Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Travel (2012) " There's something marvellously comic about her, an effect reinforced by her refined yet raucous baritone voice. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 22, 2012
3/5 88% The Angels' Share (2013) " [Loach's] latest collaboration with screenwriter Paul Laverty proves the pair can pull off a genre entertainment with aplomb when in the mood. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 15, 2012
3/5 87% Robot & Frank (2012) " The final twist is a little forced, but otherwise the actors ensure that the fanciful plot stays grounded in recognisable emotions -- and Langella and Sarandon have more romantic chemistry than most screen couples at any age. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 15, 2012
1.5/5 68% God Bless America (2012) " Gory, unfunny satire that deserves a prize for the most strained provocation of the year. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 15, 2012
2/5 43% Two Little Boys () " This is a weak film but an endearing one, a would-be black comedy undermined by the amiability of all concerned. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 15, 2012
2/5 48% The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) " After nearly two hours of padding, there's a laughable climactic battle sequence with heads shattering bloodlessly. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 14, 2012
2/5 67% Dead Europe () " The film might have felt truer to its source if it were either pulpier or more avant-garde. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 14, 2012
2/5 82% Shadow Dancer (2013) " The film hardly seems like more than an exercise: the plot wraps up neatly but the emotional significance of a key revelation is barely explored. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 12, 2012
2.5/5 61% Secret of the Wings (2012) " The usual warning applies: adults should steer clear. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 8, 2012
2.5/5 21% Taken 2 (2012) " Neeson's soft-spoken Angry Dad routine has been flattened into burlesque, giving him little to do but alternate between bumbling dork and efficient killer. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 4, 2012
3/5 47% Bait (2012) " Much of Bait is frankly awful, though not unenjoyably so." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 20, 2012
3/5 97% Monsieur Lazhar (2012) " Lazhar is something of a puzzle, and much of the pleasure of Philippe Falardeau's film lies in the gradual unfolding of his reserved yet impulsive personality. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 6, 2012
2/5 48% Hit & Run (2012) " Hit and Run sets out to be crass and compassionate by turns, but Shepard's inexperience as a writer is obvious throughout: the structure is as wobbly as the tone. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 6, 2012
1/5 57% Love (2011) " Eubank may well have a future as a cinematographer, or in the special effects business. But a filmmaker he ain't. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Aug 30, 2012
2/5 31% Total Recall (2012) " Wiseman's style is superficially grittier, reliant on desaturated colours, whip pans and lens flare. Yet the film's dystopian setting is blatantly derivative of sci-fi classics from Metropolis to Blade Runner." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Aug 23, 2012
2/5 78% Brave (2012) " None of this virtuosity makes the story any less dull." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Jun 21, 2012
4/5 86% Careless Love () " Realism is not a primary concern: an element of unlikely melodrama is planted early on but not detonated until the final minute, boldly allowing the narrative to jump to a different track." — The Age (Australia)
Posted May 18, 2012
2.5/5 57% The Dictator (2012) " Nothing here is sustained, neither the feel-good redemption narrative nor the insistence that the jolly hero is a genuinely fearsome monster." — The Age (Australia)
Posted May 16, 2012
3.5/5 92% Marvel's The Avengers (2012) " Whedon can deconstruct the myth of heroism in his sleep, and probably does, but on this occasion he's here to redeem the cliches, not to bury them. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Apr 26, 2012
2/5 49% Mirror Mirror (2012) " The actors are all at sea, especially the miscast Roberts, whose arch manner never suggests even a pantomime version of evil. Conversely, Lily Collins makes an overly knowing Snow White, smirking demurely as if she'd just stepped off the Gossip Girl set. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Mar 30, 2012
1.5/5 75% In Search of Haydn (2012) " Though assorted experts do their best to sound excited about Haydn, some seem to be fighting the sense that from a post-Romantic perspective his output, like his life, lacks a certain wow factor." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Mar 15, 2012
4.5/5 98% This Is Not a Film (2012) " Far less transparent than it first appears, This Is Not a Film is a prime example of what Panahi's mentor, Abbas Kiarostami, has termed the ''half-finished'' film, for which part of the meaning must be supplied by the viewer. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Nov 10, 2011
3.5/5 100% Autoluminescent: Rowland S. Howard () " At best Autoluminescent is that rare thing, a tribute to an artist that comes close to being a work of art in its own right." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 28, 2011
1.5/5 36% In Time (2011) " In Time is unusually pointed, but Niccoll is such a laborious filmmaker that it hardly matters. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 27, 2011
3.5/5 85% George Harrison: Living In The Material World () " The film fits easily into Scorsese's body of work, as a study of a complex, sometimes angry figure struggling with his contradictions. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 20, 2011
3.5/5 85% Contagion (2011) " The film addresses its grim subject in a cool, matter-of-fact way. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 20, 2011
2.5/5 23% What's Your Number? (2011) " Still, it's hard to dislike any vehicle for Faris -- the slob's Marilyn Monroe -- with her gift for dejection and her pliable face, which is like a hastily drawn cartoon. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Oct 12, 2011
3.5/5 98% Project Nim (2011) " The film teases us with a paradox: arguably Nim's keepers were wrong to try to endow their protege with human attributes, but can we empathise with his suffering without making the same mistake?" — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 30, 2011
3.5/5 72% Fright Night (2011) " Fright Night 3D qualifies as a successful entry in a tricky genre - blending flip humour and emotional intensity in a way that feels true after its fashion to the facts of teenage life." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 16, 2011
1.5/5 38% Johnny English Reborn (2011) " Few things could be sadder than this unfunny vehicle for a clown long past his prime." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 16, 2011
3.5/5 58% The Eye of the Storm (2012) " It's fascinating to see Schepisi, who made his name with period pieces, return to the 1970s as an era that deserves examination in its own right." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Sep 9, 2011
2.5/5 81% Red Dog (2012) " The screenplay by Daniel Taplitz lays on the nostalgic populism with a trowel. A big speech celebrating Red Dog as an emblem of Dampier's pioneering spirit feels out of keeping with the laconic Aussie idiom." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Aug 3, 2011
4.5/5 84% The Tree of Life (2011) " An extraordinary vision of first contact, not between two cultures but between a soul and the universe. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Jul 7, 2011
3/5 75% Stake Land (2011) " Like Romero, Mickle has a pragmatic attitude to genre convention: even the corniest stereotypes can be turned to new purposes. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Jun 22, 2011
2.5/5 38% Cars 2 (2011) " A great deal of know-how has been poured into Cars 2 but there's no way this cutesy scenario can work on multiple levels. " — The Age (Australia)
Posted Jun 22, 2011
1.5/5 37% Mars Needs Moms (2011) " The credited director is Simon Wells (The Time Machine), but the grotesque characters and dark action bear the Zemeckis stamp." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Apr 13, 2011
3.5/5 79% How I Ended This Summer (2010) " Though billed as a psychological thriller, How I Ended This Summer is basically a solemn art movie, leaving ample room for interpretation." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Apr 8, 2011
2.5/5 23% Sucker Punch (2011) " To the degree that Baby Doll and her pals are forced into becoming fetish objects, Sucker Punch contains its own critique -- though Joss Whedon's fascinating TV series Dollhouse explored similar themes with far more wit and skill." — The Age (Australia)
Posted Apr 6, 2011
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