Jesse Hassenger

Jesse Hassenger

Agrees with the Tomatometer 78% of the time.

Publications:
Film Racket , Filmcritic.com , MovieWeb , PopMatters
Total Reviews:
222

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2.5/5 8% Runner Runner (2013) " The movie itself feels like the bigger con: a fast-paced thriller that turns out, in retrospect, to have been kind of a drag. " — Film Racket
Posted Oct 7, 2013
1.5/5 68% Bad Milo! (2013) " pitches stupidly between sketch and reality" — Film Racket
Posted Oct 3, 2013
1.5/5 50% Thanks For Sharing (2013) " like a strained joke from a recovery counselor " — Film Racket
Posted Sep 19, 2013
3.5/5 95% Enough Said (2013) " smart and low-key" — Film Racket
Posted Sep 17, 2013
C+ 35% Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) " Characters in Whannell/Wan screenplays speak with the first-draft expository bluntness of a cheap '50s thriller, letting the characters step on some of the best reveals." — AV Club
Posted Sep 17, 2013
7/10 99% Short Term 12 (2013) " It's a serious drama with warm, sometimes funny edges, made with an understated sense of craft." — PopMatters
Posted Aug 23, 2013
B 91% Sparrows Dance (2013) " Basically a two-hander, Sparrows Dance could be easily adapted for the stage, but writer-director Noah Buschel uses plenty of cinematic tools to fancy up his simple story." — AV Club
Posted Aug 22, 2013
3/5 85% Upstream Color (2013) " the movie is, I think, supposed to take on the added dimension of an interdependent, possibly desperate romance" — Film Racket
Posted Apr 12, 2013
3.5/5 44% To The Wonder (2013) " For better and worse, To the Wonder is embodied by that repeated shot of Marina running ahead: close, vivid, just out of reach." — Film Racket
Posted Apr 12, 2013
1.5/5 12% Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 22, 2013
5/10 86% Robot & Frank (2012) " Despite some moments of surprising emotional impact, as we realize the depth of Frank's condition, the movie is too often mechanical." — PopMatters
Posted Jan 7, 2013
5/10 65% The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) " Even at their eye-filling best, these sequences generate more spectacle than suspense." — PopMatters
Posted Dec 13, 2012
6/10 64% Cosmopolis (2012) " As usual, Cronenberg shows masterful control, starting with Pattinson." — PopMatters
Posted Aug 21, 2012
3.5/5 86% The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) " The lovingly crafted sight gags are plentiful and the lightly Pythonesque dialogue is cleverer than your average live-action comedy." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
1.5/5 0% Dark Tide (2012) Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 3, 2012
2.5/5 67% Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2012) " A sweet, charming couple in search of a movie sturdier than a wisp. " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 15, 2012
3/5 53% Safe House (2012) " genre pulp " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 9, 2012
2.5/5 74% Big Miracle (2012) " pretty much resembles a message-y family-friendly movie about saving some whales, which obviously isn't the worst thing in the world" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 2, 2012
2.5/5 32% Man on a Ledge (2012) " a bit like Spike Lee's Inside Man remade by tourists" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 26, 2012
3.5/5 83% Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) " feels like an extended quiz on your ability to put names to faces, codenames to other faces, and nicknames to important intelligence organizations" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 8, 2011
4/5 79% Shame (2011) " sometimes the ridiculousness of Brandon's obsession has a dark humor to it, especially when he's cornered" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 1, 2011
3/5 68% Tower Heist (2011) " an agreeable time-waster with some funny moments" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 3, 2011
3/5 70% Footloose (2011) " a pretty good remake of Footloose: good-hearted, sincere, enjoyable, not too stupid" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 13, 2011
3.5/5 93% 50/50 (2011) " sweet but sometimes a little too aggressively normal." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 29, 2011
2.5/5 17% I Don't Know How She Does It (2011) " not spectacularly unfunny or appallingly made; it's just a rote treatment of a familiar subject" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 15, 2011
2.5/5 73% Bellflower (2011) " the movie is so in love with itself that it's difficult to say where observation ends and revelry begins" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 18, 2011
3.5/5 90% Attack the Block (2011) " a bit like Goonies and War of the Worlds filtered through the original English version of Skins" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 28, 2011
4/5 71% The Future (2011) " Even at its most willfully bizarre, The Future has a sincere ache at its core, filled with anxiety about growing old and living a meaningful life" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 28, 2011
3.5/5 77% Fast Five (2011) " It took ten years, but here, finally, is a worthwhile sequel to The Fast and the Furious" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 28, 2011
3.5/5 73% POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold (2011) " while it's funny to see footage of actual collector cups being manufactured for a documentary, the movie can't, of course, offer much in the way of results" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 24, 2011
2/5 40% Henry's Crime (2011) " verges on absurdity -- the non-comedic kind" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 16, 2011
2.5/5 41% HappyThankYouMorePlease (2011) " resembles a sitcom -- but the good kind, or at least one you might not flip past immediately on a Monday night" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 14, 2011
3/5 49% Super (2011) " Gunn may not have his finger on the pulse of popular tastes, but he's certainly adept at reading the nerd-scented tea leaves." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 31, 2011
1.5/5 20% Peep World (2011) " mildly amusing" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 24, 2011
4/5 76% Cold Weather (2011) " Katz has honed the offhand observational techniques of mumblecore, gazing at characters and genre rather than navels; I can't wait to see where he looks next." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 3, 2011
2.5/5 24% The Dilemma (2011) " There is a dark but funny, likable but truthful movie that could be made from this material, maybe even with the same cast. But best efforts or not, The Dilemma isn't quite it. " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 13, 2011
2/5 10% Little Fockers (2010) " ramshackle and lazy " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 21, 2010
4/5 86% Rabbit Hole (2010) " Kidman and Eckart are terrific " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 16, 2010
4/5 72% I Love You Phillip Morris (2010) " sort of like a darker, weirder Catch Me If You Can" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 2, 2010
3/5 48% Love and Other Drugs (2010) " It's a shame that Zwick and Herskovitz make use of the romantic-comedy junkyard" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 23, 2010
1.5/5 17% You Again (2010) " tries so hard to be relatable that it can only make jokes if five or six other recent movies or sitcoms have tried them out first" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 23, 2010
3/5 29% The Virginity Hit (2010) " observant, to be sure, but curiously, not that funny" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 9, 2010
2.5/5 59% Centurion (2010) " gory and loud " — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 26, 2010
3.5/5 73% Piranha 3-D (2010) " delivers truly imaginative levels of gore and mayhem" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 21, 2010
2.5/5 84% Get Low (2010) " breaks through potential tedium with such consistency that he strings the movie along, threatening to make the whole thing work" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 29, 2010
3.5/5 80% Cyrus (2010) " a compelling and enjoyable ninety minutes" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 17, 2010
1/5 26% Finding Bliss (2009) " fails to provide insight into the porn industry, filmmaking, or basic human behavior." — Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 3, 2010
3.5/5 87% Please Give (2010) " Keener, Peet, and Hall are so strong, so empathetic even at their weakes" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
2.5/5 61% Leaves of Grass (2010) " a fitfully enjoyable but unsatisfying playground of ambition and occasional wit" — Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 1, 2010
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