Jon Hamblin

Jon Hamblin

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1/5 18% Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) " A new franchise low, featuring flailing actors, dull, incomprehensible action and murderous Autobots that act like whiny, petulant dicks. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Jul 1, 2014
4/5 56% Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) " Brilliantly sweet and snarky. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Jul 13, 2012
2.5/5 37% Dark Shadows (2012) " A flaccid film that might as well be a straight-to-video Addams Family sequel. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted May 15, 2012
3.5/5 66% The Woman in Black (2012) " Radcliffe couldn't have known that the editing process would place his not-disgraceful performance within a noisy, clattering movie about a man who is either suicidally brave or clinically deaf. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Feb 10, 2012
3.5/5 9% Season of the Witch (2011) " While certainly no Witchfinder General, it doesn't deserve to be burned at the stake. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Jan 10, 2011
4.5/5 71% Monsters (2010) " As a piece of imaginative virtual tourism, made on an extremely low budget, Monsters is a fantastic achievement. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2010
1/5 64% Outcast (2011) " There's a real sense of something vaguely interesting being urinated up a wall. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2010
1/5 22% Case 39 (2010) " Case 39 is too bland, with scares that are so polite they almost take their shoes off to avoid dirtying the hallway carpet of your mind. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Mar 17, 2010
4/5 63% Carriers (2009) " A thoughtful effort, a meditative treatise on the ethics of survival in a land where all hope is lost. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 22, 2009
3/5 55% The Descent 2 (2009) " It's hard to argue that this is anything but a scary yet slightly superfluous sequel. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 3, 2009
5/5 83% Paranormal Activity (2009) " If you've spent any amount of time bemoaning the current state of horror films, slagging off Platinum Dunes remakes and mocking the CGI-and-tits tosh that passes for cineplex terror these days, you owe it to yourself to go and see this film. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Dec 1, 2009
3.5/5 45% Shorts: The Adventures of the Wishing Rock (2009) " Exactly the sort of kid-in-a-candy-store experience you'd expect. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Sep 14, 2009
2/5 55% Orphan (2009) " A difficult child that horror-loving parents will find hard to adopt as one of their own. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Sep 11, 2009
2/5 53% City of Ember (2008) " Ultimately, this journey to rekindle the fire of humanity fails to burn bright enough, leaving only the unpleasant taste of ashes. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted May 12, 2009
2/5 23% Push (2009) " Going to see this film doesn't make much sense. It's obviously been cynically conceived as a franchise starter, but abruptly flicking to the end credits seemingly mid-movie is not a good way to start one. " ‐ SFX Magazine
Posted Feb 19, 2009
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