Karina Montgomery

Karina Montgomery

""People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did,but people will never forget how you made them feel." This sums up how I feel about movies; you see enough of them, the details blur away, and all you are left with is whether you enjoyed yourself or not."

Agrees with the Tomatometer 68% of the time.

Biography:
Karina was born and raised in Austin, Texas. She got a degree in English while being active in Theatre Collective and Capitol City Playhouse. She always liked movies but didn't really pay them any heed until she saw Liar Liar in March, 1997. Frustrated by the public's general antipathy for Jim Carrey as a performer, and delighted by how the vehicle suited his talents with total script motivation for every antic, she wrote a review and emailed it to some twenty-something friends, urging them to see the movie, even if they had hated Jim Carrey in the past. Several of them responded favorably, and she began sending a note every time she saw a movie, good or bad. "Could you also send your reviews to my friend?" turned into more subscribers and more responsibility to churn out meaningful text. When the Hollywood Stock Brokerage Resource (http://www.hsbr.org/) asked her to be the staff reviewer, she knew she really had to include some journalistic integrity. Basically, she loves it. She loves recommending films that might get missed and protecting her friends from wasting their precious time and money on cinematic drivel. As huge, big budget stinkers crossed her path, she grew frustrated with the box-office-led studio choices, as they favored safe, branded franchises that suck over well thought-out work. She also uses her reviews as a forum for evangelizing the animated features genre, one she feels is not taken seriously enough for the amount of quality work being done. She now resides in San Diego and continues her quest for a better cinematic world. Long time, dear supporters she would like to thank include (in no order) - J. Kevin Smith, Shannon Swenson, Matthew Kaplan, Eric Martin, Jon Montgomery, and Carolyn Bates.
Favorites:
(in no order) Silence of the Lambs, Aliens, Young Frankenstein, The Shawshank Redemption, Princess Bride, Dead Again, Sense & Sensibility, Oscar, Little Shop of Horrors, This is Spinal Tap, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Singing In The Rain, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Hudsucker Proxy, 12 Monkeys, The Wiz, Chicago, Dave, A Fish Called Wanda, Running on Empty, Down With Love, Much Ado About Nothing, The World's Greatest Lover, The Court Jester, The Sixth Sense, American Beauty, Iron Giant, Return to Me, The Imposters....how can one choose?
Publications:
Cinerina , rec.arts.movies.reviews
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
998
Total QuickRatings:
84

Worst Reviewed Films

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0/5 10% Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jan 22, 2013
0/5 11% Pathfinder (2007) " I was so irritated that I paid money to see this that I snuck into two movies afterward to feel better about my investment. Boooooooooring." — rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted May 6, 2007
0/5 10% Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) " Ever catch a family member sniffing your underwear? I haven't either, but I suspect it feels something like how I felt leaving the theatre...Argh!" — Cinerina
Posted Dec 1, 2003
0/5 45% Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over (2003) " I was too bored to be properly angry, and too disgusted to be properly lulled to sleep. Robert has betrayed us all." — Cinerina
Posted Aug 8, 2003
0/5 61% I'll Do Anything (1994) Cinerina
Posted Oct 11, 2002
0/5 0% Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) " If only Maxwell Smart had been here to foil KAOS yet again - avoid at all costs" — Cinerina
Posted Sep 19, 2002
0/5 54% Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) " For every brilliant moment (for example, casting Michael Caine as Austin's father), there are wads of blecch barring your finding it." — Cinerina
Posted Jul 25, 2002
11% The Musketeer (2001) " Te script rewrites were done by Koko (the gorilla). I swear I heard Richlieu at one point say "drink drink apple me kill D'Artagnan?"" — Cinerina
Posted Sep 14, 2001
57% Dr. T & The Women (2000) " It's a bummer, it's got no story arc, the lead is unsympathetic and uninteresting, and the women characters are a wee bit over the top as well." — Cinerina
Posted Jun 14, 2001
0/10 2% Battlefield Earth (2000) " Clearly, at no point did anyone say, "Man, this is a steaming pile of hangover dung - why don't we fix it?"" — Cinerina
Posted Jun 14, 2001
16% The Avengers (1998) " Oh, I am so angry I paid full price! Don't make the same mistake I did! I can save you the trouble and pain and bitterness. Listen to me. Don't go see it!" — Cinerina
Posted Jun 14, 2001
33% Vampires (1998) " I [need a] thesaurus for words to describe this execrable,detestable, fetid,stinky,crappy,ghastly, monstrous,wretched,rancid mess." — Cinerina
Posted Jun 14, 2001
66% The Devil's Advocate (1997) " I could have sat in the parking lot eating room temperature cheese ravioli and had a better time. Three hours of my life were wasted." — Cinerina
Posted Jun 14, 2001
0/10 12% Sphere (1998) " We snuck guiltily into the almost-empty theatre, already prepared to hate it. But we were ill prepared, all the same...We have nothing to sphere but Sphere itself." — Cinerina
Posted Jun 14, 2001
.5/5 57% Transformers (2007) " Horrible! Hey, I didn't poop on your childhood. Michael Bay did." — rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Jul 5, 2007
1/5 92% Drag Me to Hell (2009) " I really can't recommend it. Despite the fact that I support the idea of comedy horror, I do generally ask that it contain at the very least either comedy or horror." — Cinerina
Posted Jul 14, 2009
1/5 33% Knowing (2009) " Some producers sat in a screening room and thought, "Wow, this is gonna be great!" I give the filmmakers kudos for fully committing to an ending that others might have tried to mitigate or avert. They also fully committed to the immensely stupid surprise" — Cinerina
Posted May 31, 2009
1/5 16% Max Payne (2008) " The moment of the film when you should be going "oh my god I can't believe it," you're thinking, "I wonder if we could sneak into the end of Beverly Hills Chihuahua."" — Cinerina
Posted Nov 9, 2008
1/5 14% Made of Honor (2008) " My only consolation was that I saw this alone and no one else had to suffer these indignities with me...a baseless romance yearning to force itself into existence." — Cinerina
Posted Jul 17, 2008
1/5 62% Diary of the Dead (2007) " Diary of the Dead, even for zombie diehards like my little group (we watched Shadow: Dead Riot, for pete's sake), was not very good at all. I mourn." — Cinerina
Posted Jul 17, 2008
1/5 —— Farewell Darkness () " Keith Compton has a lot asked of him in this movie, required by the script and/or the director to make his consuming rage varied and interesting for 96 minutes. Soon, however, the intensity gets exhausting and then tedious, until the anticlimax." — Cinerina
Posted Feb 19, 2008
1/5 82% Pink Flamingos (1972) " People complain about shock cinema and how far it has to go now to penetrate our jaded, desensitized sensibilities. Come meet the grandfather of it all!" — Cinerina
Posted Sep 2, 2007
1/5 34% Reno 911!: Miami (2007) " Disappointing for those of us who love the show..." — rec.arts.movies.reviews
Posted Mar 5, 2007
1/5 —— The War of the Worlds (2005) " I am as big a supporter of the little guy as possible, but these folks need to step back and learn how to tell a story." — Cinerina
Posted Nov 9, 2005
1/5 3% Cool World (1992) " nice animation & design but - shudder" — Cinerina
Posted Jun 24, 2004
1/5 4% The Whole Ten Yards (2003) " Don't compromise yourself or your happy memories of the Whole Nine Yards by seeing this one." — Cinerina
Posted Apr 18, 2004
1/5 18% The Medallion (2003) " Jackie Chan has finally jumped the shark - and he needed wires to do it." — Cinerina
Posted Aug 21, 2003
1/5 31% Head of State (2003) " It's not political satire, and it's also, unfortunately, not very funny." — Cinerina
Posted Apr 6, 2003
1/5 29% Nothing to Lose (1997) " Too embarrassing for Robbins" — Cinerina
Posted Apr 6, 2003
1/5 14% View from the Top (2003) " We're supposed to cheer for her success, but she's shooting so far below her potential that it's depressing instead. That, and the huge lack of jokes." — Cinerina
Posted Mar 26, 2003
1/5 90% Cidade de Deus (City of God) (2003) " Incredible editing, but leaves an awful taste in my mouth - and I am totally desensitized to violence!" — Cinerina
Posted Mar 6, 2003
1/5 20% Communion (2000) Cinerina
Posted Dec 18, 2002
1/5 4% Mr. Wrong (1996) Cinerina
Posted Dec 7, 2002
1/5 31% Every Which Way But Loose (1978) " Clint and an organgutan...." — Cinerina
Posted Sep 19, 2002
1/5 67% Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 3D (2013) " A tale full of sound and fury, sucking the life out of cinema." — Cinerina
Posted Aug 15, 2002
1/5 —— Cadillac Ranch (1997) " Boring, but I am in it!" — Cinerina
Posted Aug 15, 2002
1/5 29% Curse of the Pink Panther (1983) " Just not the same" — Cinerina
Posted Aug 15, 2002
1/5 59% The Omega Man (1971) Cinerina
Posted Jul 25, 2002
1/5 81% Mulholland Drive (2001) " The film is performance art, it's masturbation - apparently very fulfilling for the doer but pretty dang tiresome for the watcher." — Cinerina
Posted Jan 15, 2002
1/5 40% Vanilla Sky (2001) " Bad enough the butler actually did it - have the butler wipe the victim's blood on the stumped inspector's face, & confess for 10 minutes.." — Cinerina
Posted Jan 15, 2002
44% Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) " Not as good as the book it is based on..." — Cinerina
Posted Sep 16, 2002
39% Men in Black II (2002) " If you have seen the preview, you have seen literally every funny moment." — Cinerina
Posted Jul 10, 2002
3 15% The Affair of the Necklace (2001) " It is a pleasant, but forgettable film, worth seeing for the tale itself and for Baker's and Price's performances." — Cinerina
Posted Dec 30, 2001
2 82% Ocean's Eleven (2001) " It's merely OK, but it is completely watchable, and equally forgettable." — Cinerina
Posted Dec 18, 2001
2.5 65% Heist (2001) " Despite Mamet's extensive experience, it is both sloppily written and surprisingly unpolished." — Cinerina
Posted Nov 10, 2001
2 14% The One (2001) " What little good that can be said about The One is easily summed up in this sentence: Jet Li fights himself." — Cinerina
Posted Nov 10, 2001
3 39% Hannibal (2001) " The weakness of Hannibal is not only its source material (Starling becomes a sniveling victim?!) but also in not reveling in the deliciousness that is Hannibal Lecter." — Cinerina
Posted Oct 30, 2001
80% Waking Life (2001) " My companion did enjoy it, and my friend with a degree in philosophy will also probably enjoy it, but overall I found it pretentious, tiresome, pedantic, and one-note." — Cinerina
Posted Oct 30, 2001
2 —— Breaking Up (1997) " Crowe was at the screening of the movie and I wished someone would have asked him "How could you do this movie after doing LA Confidential?"" — Cinerina
Posted Oct 24, 2001
1.5 64% Zoolander (2001) " My two companions and I definitely laughed at certain points, and we generally admired the shrewd production design, but something important was missing." — Cinerina
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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