|
2.5/5
|
22%
|
Push (2009) |
"
It's the kind of film you wish had no sound - perhaps the studio should have eliminated the dialogue and replaced it cue cards every few minutes like the silent films of old."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 8, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
33%
|
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) |
"
...this is a masterpiece compared to anything Rob Schneider has put out only it suffers from the same form of stereotyping."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 18, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
This is one film that shouldn't have been birthed. No, in fact, it should have been aborted."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
25%
|
Bedtime Stories (2008) |
"
I've seen better special effects in Troma releases..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 7, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"
While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there."
—
Film Threat
Posted Nov 28, 2008
|
|
4/5
|
66%
|
Wristcutters - A Love Story (2007) |
"
Wristcutters: A Love Story is like a suicidal Wizard of Oz."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 25, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
Drillbit Taylor (2008) |
"
It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 21, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
14%
|
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) |
"
Just pop this movie on right before nap time and you got yourself a successful sleep aide."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 19, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
51%
|
Doomsday (2008) |
"
Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 17, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
79%
|
The Bank Job (2008) |
"
It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 10, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
21%
|
Semi-Pro (2008) |
"
Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 5, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
——
|
Pistol Whipped (2008) |
"
This whole picture actually feels like a deleted scene from some other Seagal film."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 3, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
42%
|
The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) |
"
The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 29, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
67%
|
The Darjeeling Limited (2007) |
"
The screenplay was co-written by Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola, and it's clear they know what has worked in his previous efforts. They just couldn't escape the formula enough to try anything new."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 26, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
51%
|
30 Days of Night (2007) |
"
The end result is a dark, violent and thoroughly entertaining fright-fest in perfect spirit of its source material."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 26, 2008
|
|
4/5
|
66%
|
Be Kind Rewind (2008) |
"
Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 21, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
76%
|
Cidade dos Homens (City of Men) (2007) |
"
Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 20, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
80%
|
American Gangster (2007) |
"
Steven Zallian (Gangs of New York) tackles the screenplay, which is based on an article by Mark Jacobson, and creates a captivating story with an otherwise basic premise."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 18, 2008
|
|
2.5/5
|
70%
|
Definitely, Maybe (2008) |
"
Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong."
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 16, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
62%
|
Diary of the Dead (2007) |
"
We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic?"
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 15, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
16%
|
Jumper (2008) |
"
All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 14, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
80%
|
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) |
"
An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 13, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
35%
|
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) |
"
You find yourself more enticed by the costumes, odd facial hair configurations, and crazy wigs more than anything else."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 12, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
Falls flat, bores, and practically kills any excitement the original story had to offer."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 8, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
22%
|
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) |
"
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 7, 2008
|
|
4/5
|
76%
|
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) |
"
The colors are lush, the scenery is breathtaking, and the compositions are flawlessly executed. You won't want to take your eyes from the screen even just to blink."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 5, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
22%
|
The Eye (2008) |
"
Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 4, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
0%
|
Strange Wilderness (2008) |
"
It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 3, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
80%
|
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple () |
"
The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 2, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
9%
|
The Comebacks (2007) |
"
This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 30, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
67%
|
Right at Your Door (2007) |
"
Right at Your Door provides a very tense experience for its short, 96-minute runtime; however, it still ends up letting you down. It's not nearly as paranoid as it tries to be."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 29, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
2%
|
Meet the Spartans (2008) |
"
It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 27, 2008
|
|
3.5/5
|
37%
|
Rambo (Rambo IV) (2008) |
"
Rambo is exactly the film you want it to be. It has little dialogue, plenty of action, and a nice load of blood and guts splattered throughout."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 25, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
16%
|
Untraceable (2008) |
"
It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 23, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
36%
|
Sydney White (2007) |
"
Younger teenage girls will probably love this but anyone older or younger than that demographic is going to be pretty bored."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 21, 2008
|
|
2.5/5
|
77%
|
Cloverfield (2008) |
"
Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 15, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
5%
|
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"
Good Luck Chuck is the cinematic equivalent to a sexually-transmitted disease. It starts out unnoticeable, then starts to itch a little bit, before finally burning and blistering."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 15, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
4%
|
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) |
"
Fans looking to ridicule and laugh at the newest Boll adventure will be disappointed after the first 20 minutes. It was funny when it started, then it got boring. Too boring to even laugh at anymore."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 13, 2008
|
|
5/5
|
93%
|
Le Scaphandre et le Papillon (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly) (2007) |
"
Paralyzing to watch. At times, you're just as frustrated as Bauby; you want him to communicate, you want other people to understand what he is thinking, and above all, you want him to pull through it."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 11, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
40%
|
The Bucket List (2007) |
"
Thinking about taking a road trip with Nicholson and Freeman sounds like the best thing ever. Perhaps it would have been in a more serious, less light-hearted film."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 10, 2008
|
|
5/5
|
91%
|
There Will Be Blood (2007) |
"
It's like a version of Citizen Kane that Stanley Kubrick might have directed. But the film has enough to lay its own influence in the minds of future filmmakers to come."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 7, 2008
|
|
4/5
|
66%
|
Shoot 'Em Up (2007) |
"
It starts off with guns blazing and rarely pauses to reload. Shoot Em Up is definitely the Crank of 2007."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 29, 2007
|
|
3.5/5
|
51%
|
The Kingdom (2007) |
"
If you can help yourself from taking it too seriously, it's a predictably entertaining thrill ride that more than fills any appetite for explosions."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 27, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (AVP 2) (2007) |
"
This isn't so much an Alien or Predator styled flick we were all hoping for. Instead, half of the plot plays out like a John Hughes nightmare circa 1988."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 27, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) |
"
American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 21, 2007
|
|
3/5
|
86%
|
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) |
"
Sweeney Todd is exactly the musical Burton fans have wished him to make. It's a bloody mess of vengeance and lost love, full of throat-slitting mayhem."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 21, 2007
|
|
5/5
|
94%
|
No Country for Old Men (2007) |
"
No Country for Old Men is the most brutal cinematic experience of the year, as well as one the best. It's nothing shy of an unforgettable masterpiece."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 17, 2007
|
|
3/5
|
70%
|
I Am Legend (2007) |
"
The incredible amount of buildup and excitement of the first half ends up driving us down the road to disappointment."
—
Film Threat
Posted Dec 15, 2007
|
|
4.5/5
|
88%
|
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007) |
"
It's powerfully crafted, intensely paced and brilliantly acted from all involved players, and a film that's easily [Lumet's] best since Network."
—
Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 14, 2007
|
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