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D-
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House That Screamed (2000) |
"
To say that it's shockingly incompetent on every conceivable level would be an understatement, but at least it seems like it's trying."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 1, 2003
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D-
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Satan's School For Lust (2002) |
"
Surprisingly dull lesbian sex scenes."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 22, 2003
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D-
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Third Society () |
"
There are a few moments of laugh-out-loud bad movie hilarity that almost make it worth it. Almost."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 26, 2002
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D
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Vampira/Night Vamps (2003) |
"
B-movie aficionados shouldn't bother, but those seeking bargain-basement titillation may find plenty to enjoy here. I didn't."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 10, 2003
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D
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Maniacal () |
"
At the very least this film may be a gorehound's wet dream with all the surprisingly well-executed exploding heads, neck-slashings, eye-gougings, and disembowelings. Much of it looks ridiculously fake, but Herschell Gordon Lewis would be proud."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 20, 2003
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D
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Mari-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula in 8 Legs to Love You (2001) |
"
Everything is bathed in red light -- groovy, huh?"
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Sep 20, 2002
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D
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I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave (2002) |
"
A soulless exercise in depravity made to cash in on the sleaze market."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 27, 2002
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D
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Mummy Raider (2002) |
"
For those of you looking for your softcore lesbian porn fix, I'd suggest looking elsewhere."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 25, 2002
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D
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The Double-D Avenger (2001) |
"
It's a bad movie and it's supposed to be, but it never reaches the point where it becomes so bad that it's good. It's just bad. Period."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jan 2, 2002
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D+
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Legend of the Mummy (Bram Stoker's The Mummy) (1998) |
"
[A] plodding, lifeless bore -- a limp supernatural slasher that plays out against the backdrop of a stuffy drawing-room melodrama."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 31, 2004
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D+
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Hell Asylum (2002) |
"
The gore flows like wine, showering us with a nice supply of spilled innards, but the violence has very little impact."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 25, 2002
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D+
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48%
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000) |
"
Sure, toilet humor, dildo jokes, and gags about big boobs can be funny -- so why wasn't I laughing?"
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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D+
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17%
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Whatever It Takes (2000) |
"
A dumb, derivative teen comedy."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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D+
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16%
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The Astronaut's Wife (1999) |
"
It's eye candy that'll lure you right to sleep."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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D+
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40%
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Vampire's Seduction (1998) |
"
Little more than a tease."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C-
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36%
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21 (2008) |
"
I probably should have given it a lower grade, but I really, really like watching Laurence Fishburne hurt people."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 28, 2008
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C-
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The Undertow (2008) |
"
For half of its 79-minute running time, The Undertow meanders without tension, and then it nosedives into ineffectual, over-the-top savagery."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted May 17, 2005
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C-
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69%
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Personal Velocity: Three Portraits (2002) |
"
Miller's tendency to tell more than show -- and even to tell when showing -- robs Personal Velocity of the intimacy it might have had, and suggests a writer so in love with her own prose that she can't let any of it go."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 31, 2002
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C-
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Alien Agenda: Under the Skin () |
"
This one has charm in a Mystery Science Theater kinda way, but it's not enough to let me recommend it."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted May 22, 2002
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C-
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34%
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Resident Evil (2002) |
"
A loud, annoying, and gloriously dumb action-horror movie that might have been a good popcorn flick if it were more fun."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 24, 2002
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C-
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33%
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Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) |
"
Most of the acting is pretty poor, but Ice-T seems to be aware that this is nothing more than a lame B-movie and he has fun with it."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C-
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85%
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Chuck & Buck (2000) |
"
It seems the filmmakers are shooting for that Todd Solondz brand of twisted dark humor, but here it just feels really, really wrong."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C-
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39%
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Black and White (2002) |
"
A sprawling mess of a movie hampered by its own clueless ambition."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C-
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Shivers (1999) |
"
Even ambition can't save this one from its clichéd origins and long stretches of dull."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C-
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Slaughterhouse (1999) |
"
A run-of-the-mill bad '80s slasher movie."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C
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43%
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The Rules of Attraction (2002) |
"
The most fascinating thing about The Rules of Attraction is how much noise it makes for a film with nothing much to say."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 10, 2003
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C
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Meat Market (2001) |
"
How can a film that pits two super-cool rebels, three lesbian vampires, and a masked Mexican wrestler against a world overrun by flesh-eating zombies feel so uninspired?"
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Dec 16, 2002
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C
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Deathbed (2002) |
"
Dismisses serious, potentially affecting subject matter in favor of tired horror-movie conventions, cheap scares, and a climax that descends into wild, gory B-movie absurdity."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Nov 10, 2002
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C
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58%
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Fade to Black (2004) |
"
A darkly comic thriller with a good script and some kick-ass dialogue, but it's hampered by its budgetary limitations."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 25, 2002
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C
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Scary Tales () |
"
Admirable attempt at making a good old-fashioned comedic horror anthology, even if the results feel distinctly run-of-the-mill and lacking punch."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 13, 2002
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C
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Alien Agenda: Endangered Species (1998) |
"
Just wait till you see the computer-generated flying saucers. Ed Wood would have been proud."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C
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24%
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Loser (2000) |
"
Perfectly watchable, sometimes sweet, but ultimately forgettable."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C
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47%
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The Perfect Storm (2000) |
"
Only occasionally achieves the edge-of-your-seat queasiness that it tries to maintain throughout it's turbulent second half."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C
|
69%
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Keeping the Faith (2000) |
"
Mildly amusing most of the way through, but its laughs are few and far between."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C
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36%
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Scream 3 (2000) |
"
Seems more like a straight-up parody of its predecessors than a true sequel."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C
|
71%
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Bringing Out the Dead (1999) |
"
When the credits start rolling after Bringing Out the Dead's final gloomy shot, it feels like Scorsese just ran out of film."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C+
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Creep (2004) |
"
As pure exploitative slasher-movie trash, it serves its purpose."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 18, 2005
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C+
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Living Hell (2004) |
"
Living Hell's fun sense of dread gets tripped up in an increasingly contrived plotline, numbing scenes of physical torture, and a last-act nosedive into absurdity."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 25, 2004
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C+
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Truth or Dare?: A Critical Madness (1986) |
"
For all its unbelievably bad acting, cheesy violence, and eye-popping inconsistencies, Truth or Dare is so bad it's actually pretty damned entertaining."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jul 14, 2003
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C+
|
40%
|
Três Marias, As, (The Three Marias) (2002) |
"
While there's a stirring sense of urgency and purpose that drives the first act, a plodding pace and stagnant character development do nothing to keep things engaging as it ambles toward its predictable conclusion."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted May 30, 2003
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C+
|
17%
|
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) |
"
A campy tribute to gritty '70s horror and exploitation that struggles to find its own voice and occasionally uncovers it, but relies too heavily on echoes from the past."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Apr 14, 2003
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C+
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Lord of the Strings (2003) |
"
As dimwitted and juvenile as most of Seduction Cinema's other Hollywood movie parodies filled with girl-on-girl sex and rampant nudity. But it has enough goofy charm to keep it from the trash heap."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Mar 11, 2003
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C+
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531 () |
"
This indie film's fusion of psychological drama and silly humor doesn't quite work, but at least it's an interesting failure."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 26, 2002
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C+
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Play-Mate of the Apes (2002) |
"
There's many lengthy lesbian sex scenes peppering the lowbrow comedy antics. I shamefully admit I laughed more than I thought I would."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 25, 2002
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C+
|
40%
|
The Tunnel () |
"
It's like a weird dream -- the kind you just have to tell your best friend about after waking up, but then can't seem to remember much about an hour later."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 25, 2002
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C+
|
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Blood for the Muse () |
"
Many of the actors in bit roles are pretty bad and render moments of an otherwise somber horror film laughable."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Jun 25, 2002
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C+
|
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Witchouse 3: Demon Fire (2002) |
"
Well-made forgettable fun and not much more."
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Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Feb 20, 2002
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C+
|
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Bone Yard (1991) |
"
It turns into a gooey monster fest about halfway through and the creepy atmosphere it established in the beginning is lost, making way for that hilarious mutant poodle."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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C+
|
——
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The Vault (2004) |
"
The screenwriters follow the kids-trapped-in-a-big-scary-place formula to a tee."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
|
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C+
|
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Horrorvision (2001) |
"
HorrorVision has enough energy and visual pizzazz to ensure that it's never boring -- though it's never quite engaging, either."
—
Flipside Movie Emporium
Posted Oct 24, 2001
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