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Michelle Alexandria

Michelle Alexandria

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
D 69% The Magicians: Season 1 (TV, 2016) "Everything about the show was tedious and plodding. Watching paint drying would have been more interesting and exciting. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 25, 2016
B 56% DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Season 1 (TV, 2016) "First ep is kind of a mess, but midway through it settles down and becomes a fun distraction. The cast is fun, the sfx/action scenes are solid and I'm down for the ride. Either you like the Berlanti Superhero formula or you don't it's fan service. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 22, 2016
B 46% Shadowhunters: Season 1 (TV, 2016) "Shadowhunters is typical ABC Family now Freeform blue sky. Very glossy with pretty people looking good while hunting demons. It's a formula I fall for and get burned by every single time. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 11, 2016
B- 100% Galavant: Season 2 (TV, 2016) "Everyone sing Gaaallllaaavant! Featuring winning performances and a new bromance between King Richard and Galavant S2 is bigger and better than S1 and another fun romp through Valencia. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 3, 2016
B 97% Supergirl: Season 1 (TV, 2015) "I need a show in my life that's about hope. Supergirl provides just enough sugar in an otherwise bleak diet. People used to dark and grim, need not bother, it's not for you. The rest of us will enjoy it for the pure, blissful fun that it is. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 2, 2016
B 75% The Hateful Eight (2015) "Tarantino is in love with Westerns because he can get away with using the N word in every sentence. He is an auteur who is in full command of his craft and has a clear, uncompromising vision of what he wants. It's always worth a visit to his world. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 2, 2016
B 80% Ant-Man (2015) "This movie proves that fans should wait until a movie is released before passing judgment. Based on the behind the scenes drama this should have been a disaster, instead the little movie that could Triumphs! " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 2, 2016
A- 92% Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) "A near perfect Star Wars film that regular fans and fanatics alike have been waiting for, but it suffers by slavishly sticking to the tropes from the original and doesn't strive to go off script. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 17, 2015
F 70% The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015) "A four year, nearly 9-hour journey and THIS is what it all amounted to? Are you kidding me? No really, is this some sort of joke on the movie going public? " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 20, 2015
A 87% The Peanuts Movie (2015) "This really isn't a movie, it's a collection of The Peanuts greatest hits strung together into an 80 minute "narrative." It was everything that I hoped it would be. However, it may be a little too sweet and innocent for today's jaded, modern, young'ns. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 6, 2015
B 64% Spectre (2015) "Spectre at times feels more like a travelogue of stunning photography than an actual movie. It's one of the most gorgeous looking films I've seen all year. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 6, 2015
B 58% Gotham: Season 2 Episode 4 "In Ep 204, Gotham is turning the page from the mayham of Arkham and starting a new chapter. We see a new police chief arrive on the scene, Bruce leaves the house, and Nygma finally gets some. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Oct 13, 2015
C 75% Black Mass (2015) "I'm sure the filmmakers weren't trying to make a mind numbingly boring film about the banality of evil, but that's what Black Mass is. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Sep 18, 2015
B No Score Yet Amka And The Three Golden Rules "Amka was a surprising heartfelt journey that was worth the trip. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Aug 9, 2015
D 9% Fantastic Four (2015) "FF is bland, joyless, lifeless, claustrophobic, and created by a bunch of idiots who had zero interest in making a Super Hero film much less the Fantastic Four. The entire affair looks lazy and cheap. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Aug 7, 2015
B 60% Southpaw (2015) "If you saw any boxing film in the last 30 years, you'll see some of the well-worn plot turns coming a mile away, however it's worth stepping into the ring for all the fine performances. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jul 24, 2015
B 36% Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) "Now that we know what to expect from this franchise Sharknado 3 isn't as fun as the original, but still worth one more trip on the crazy train. I desperately want to spoil the amazing, ridiculous ending, " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jul 21, 2015
B 96% Black Souls (2015) "A quiet, contemplative film that shows how one small act of rebellion and violence can escalate and destroy a family. Great performances and cinematography work hampered by an unnecessary twist ending. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 17, 2015
B No Score Yet Salem: Season 2 (TV, 2015) "After a slow burn 1st season, Salem S2 kicks the doors open and is set to go full throttle with the cray. Crow Penises, Plagues and More, Oh My! " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 5, 2015
A 81% Furious 7 (2015) "I'm not ashamed to say (ok, maybe a little) that I cried like a baby at the end - but I didn't ugly cry. A perfect ending to this 7 film ride and they should just stop now and leave on a high note. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 5, 2015
B 25% Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) "My mind screams Noooooooo! This movie sucks and is offensive on so many different levels, but damn my lady parts....Jamie Dornan's abs beat me into submission. Every time I think about them any common sense I have goes out the window. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 13, 2015
B 75% Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) "Director Matthew Vaughn brings his unique sensibilities and breathes a breath of fresh air to the stagnate Spy Genre. You can't go wrong with Samuel Jackson as a mean mugging, villain who speaks with an hysterically bad lisp. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 13, 2015
C 92% Birdman (2014) "Makes you question what's real and not, but doesn't follow through. Two thirds of a absolutely brilliant film that in the end made me want to throw a brick through the screen. Goes completely off the rails. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 13, 2014
C 71% Interstellar (2014) "Big on ideas and concepts but falls apart in the 3rd act. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 13, 2014
A- 75% Chasing Life: Season 1 (TV, 2014-2015) "Headed up by series star Italia Ricci, Chasing Life does a nice job of walking the fine line between hope and drama while giving every character a reason to be there. It's a journey worth going on. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 9, 2014
A- No Score Yet The Fosters: Season 2 (TV, 2014-2015) "As far as stand alone Christmas specials go, this was a pretty solid outing for the Fosters family and does a lot to push the plot forward, or at the very least give fans a small taste of what's in store for the 2nd half of the season. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 8, 2014
D 65% The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) "Spends an inordinate amount of time teaching Katniss the importance of propaganda. Really? If I wanted to learn about propaganda film-making I'd watch a documentary on Leni Riefenstahl " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 22, 2014
A 90% Gotham: Season 1 (TV, 2014) "A Batman TV Show without you know Batman? Was skeptical at first. The winks and nods to future bat villains are a bit much and some of the procedural aspect are a bit sloppy but the set design and cinematography are gorgeous. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Sep 30, 2014
B+ 59% Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) "Sharknado 2: The Second One is the same as the first and that's all fans of the series should want and expect. It delivers bite! " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jul 30, 2014
A 18% Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) "Apparently these days all movies have to be dark, grim, joyless, and not allowed to be fun just for the sake of entertaining an audience. I loved every moment of this big, dumb, over the top extravaganza. It's why Summer Blockbusters exist. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jun 27, 2014
B 97% Orphan Black: Season 2 (TV, 2014) "This was a solid episode but not as good as last weeks. We finally meet a new Clone, Allison and Donnie deal with fall out from last week's revelations and Cosima gets sicker. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jun 8, 2014
B+ 33% A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) "At the end of the day, no matter how poorly this may be directed, written, and acted, the only thing a good comedy needs to do is make you laugh and this one does it in spades. Funniest comedy of 2014. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted May 30, 2014
C 91% X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) "Could have been so much more if not for the relentless focus on Wolverine and Magneto. While their performances were good, just sucked the life out of the film. Felt like a retread of the far superior X-Men: First Class. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted May 23, 2014
C 53% The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) "It's official, I think I hate every Spider-Man movie, except Spider-Man 2. Can we please have ONE Spider-Man film that doesn't have The Green Goblin? A decent, but shallow, by the numbers corporate blockbuster that doesn't bring anything new to the table. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted May 2, 2014
D 23% The Other Woman (2014) "Humor is is too forced, pedestrian, not at all natural and borderline offensive. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 27, 2014
D 73% Oculus (2014) "Makes the mistake of taking itself way too seriously. Horror films should be fun and deliver scares; Oculus is a plodding mess that doesn't even follow its own internal logic on a consistent basis. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 13, 2014
B 60% Draft Day (2014) "This is an enjoyable, if not forgettable, movie. It is not going to go down as another Costner sports classic. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 11, 2014
A 89% Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) "A solid piece of blockbuster filmmaking. Would have LOVED it if I didn't walk in feeling like I've already seen it. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Apr 10, 2014
A+ 78% Veronica Mars (2014) "Anyone who loved the television show and supported the Kickstarter should adore this film. Rob Thomas and the VM crew deliver a brilliantly constructed film that redefines the phrase "fan service." " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Mar 14, 2014
C 60% Non-Stop (2014) "Lacks visual flair and comes across as competent but passionless.Very watchable, but there's no oomph to it. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 28, 2014
D 96% The LEGO Movie (2014) "Misleading trailer leads to one of the most disappointing films of 2014. Falls apart in a ruinous 3rd act and filled with mixed messaging. Not even kragle could hold this mess together. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Feb 9, 2014
D 30% The Collector (2009) "Felt a little bit dirty watching this ugly looking, stale bit of plotless torture porn. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Jan 26, 2014
C 93% Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) "Who is this movie for? Manic depressives who love folk music? Avoid this movie if the holiday season already upsets you. Well made and acted but relentlessly melancholy. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 23, 2013
A 79% Saving Mr. Banks (2013) "In many ways this is the ultimate Disney film and embodies everything the company sort of stands for, this is also its downfall. It is a brilliant piece of propaganda. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 21, 2013
D 74% The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) "The movie fails to make you sympathize with Thorin. I was rooting for him to fail, he'd make a wretched King. Should have been called The Hobbit: Sidequests. I felt like I was watching a Video Game or Theme Park ride pitch and not a real movie. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Dec 13, 2013
C- 89% The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) "Katniss is a sponge. She sucks up the hopes and dreams of everyone around her. If they made a live action version of me playing COD, it'd be called Camp or Hunger Games. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 21, 2013
B 56% Killing Kennedy (2014) "Killing Kennedy offers a fresh, if not biased take on the lives of two men that unexpectedly intersects and changes the nation forever. Will Rothhaar and Michelle Trachtenberg give the performance of their careers. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 12, 2013
B 66% Thor: The Dark World (2013) "Thanks to a great cast it works surprisingly well, despite annoying technical issues by a Director apparently not ready for this kind of responsibility. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Nov 9, 2013
C 97% Gravity (2013) "Bullock and Clooney are good at playing themselves, but it felt like they "phoned" it in making the film feel shallow. Some nice visuals, but nothing that we haven't seen in far better Space films. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Oct 4, 2013
C 89% Rush (2013) "Why is it we rarely see male dingleberries? Rush feels more like a advertisement for F1 Racing than a movie with characters I cared about. " ‐ Eclipse Magazine
Posted Sep 27, 2013
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