Mike Long

Mike Long

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Publications:
DVD Review e-zine , DVDSleuth.com , DVDTalk.com , Gorezone , JackassCritics.com
Total Reviews:
185
Total QuickRatings:
27

Listing Of All Reviews & Articles

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
1.5/5 No Score Yet Love Me (2013) " Everyone here is so stereotypical that most viewers would be hard-pressed to remember a distinguish feature of any of the characters after viewing the film. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jan 27, 2013
1/5 No Score Yet The Letter (2012) " Most audiences aren't going to find anything to like in The Letter. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Sep 29, 2012
2.5/5 64% Hit So Hard (2012) " I felt that the movie was a companion piece to a book which I didn't know that I was supposed to have read. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 6, 2012
2/5 No Score Yet The Fields (2011) " The key moments which are obviously meant to be jarring are either limp or non-sensical. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Apr 10, 2012
3/5 No Score Yet Absentia (2012) " One of the better low-budget horror movies which I've seen lately, but I felt that something was missing. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 23, 2012
2/5 No Score Yet High Road (2012) " I felt that the actors were fumbling through the conversations desperately trying to say something funny. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 4, 2012
0.5/5 No Score Yet Snow White A Deadly Summer (2012) " This barely qualifies as a movie. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Feb 29, 2012
3/5 No Score Yet Columbus Circle (2012) " It's got a good look, the story is fairly solid (despite some plotholes in the finale), and the actors are good, but it never pushes the envelope. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Feb 28, 2012
3.5/5 No Score Yet Justice League: Doom (2012) " There are some flaws in the story and the ending is a bit convenient, but the plot twist and the drama make it worth checking out. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Feb 27, 2012
1.5/5 No Score Yet Chop (2011) " It's not funny or scary, and only the most patient viewer won't throw something at the screen at the end. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jan 9, 2012
2/5 No Score Yet Kill Katie Malone " Once the movie gets going, there is some minor character development and everyone's motivations make sense, but the film is simply never engaging. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Dec 16, 2011
0.5/5 No Score Yet Psychic Experiment (2011) " There is nothing appealing about the movie, save for the fact that it would make the perfect bad-movie party fodder. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Dec 11, 2011
0.5/5 No Score Yet Chillerama (2011) " The horror comedy is one of the most difficult genres to pull off and Chillerama shows that good intentions and a love for the genre won't get you very far. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Dec 6, 2011
2.5/5 No Score Yet Needle (2011) " It falls into the wishy-washy category of horror movies which aren't awful, but they're not very impressive either. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Nov 17, 2011
2/5 No Score Yet Nihon bundan: Heru doraibâ (Helldriver) (2010) " The two hour running time is simply numbing and instead of wondering what crazy thing would happen next, I just wanted the movie to end. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Nov 15, 2011
2/5 No Score Yet ThanksKilling (2009) " This movie walks right up to the envelope, but it never pushes it, and afterwards, I didn't crave any leftovers. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Nov 11, 2011
3/5 29% The Caller (2011) " Would have been a welcome addition to The Twilight Zone, but as a 91-minute movie, the story runs out of gas and gives way to tedium. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Oct 1, 2011
2/5 No Score Yet The Beacon " A flawed movie, but it's a cut above the average direct-to-video horror movie " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Aug 31, 2011
1.5/5 57% A Horrible Way to Die (2011) " Ed Wood called and said, "At least my movies were in focus." " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Aug 30, 2011
3/5 No Score Yet Super Hybrid (2011) " The movie may be stupid, but it's effective. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Aug 18, 2011
1.5/5 No Score Yet Evil Things (2009) " Just because a character decides to video everything that happens, doesn't mean that we want to see it. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Aug 16, 2011
1.5/5 No Score Yet The Nesting (Massacre Mansion)(Phobia) (1981) " The entire affair feels like a low-rent version of The Shining. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 29, 2011
1/5 No Score Yet Cyrus: Mind Of A Serial Killer (2010) " Lazy, derivative, and predictable, this murdered my hopes for ever seeing a good serial killer movie again. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 27, 2011
2.5/5 49% Twilight (2008) " I didn't want to believe that this was a vampire movie aimed at the Claire's Boutique set, but it is. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 18, 2009
2.5/5 27% Lions for Lambs (2007) " Lions for Lambs may bring up a lot of sensitive topics, but I doubt that the film will spark much debate. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Apr 6, 2008
3/5 94% Juno (2007) " I liked Juno more than I'd expected to. The story is engaging and the supporting characters are quirky, but in a realistic way. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Apr 3, 2008
4/5 83% Inside (À l'intérieur) (2007) " This is one of the most brutally violent films that I've seen in years. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Apr 2, 2008
2/5 91% There Will Be Blood (2007) " There Will Be Blood is yet another film which makes me wonder how so many people can mistake tedium for entertainment. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 25, 2008
2.5/5 86% Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) " For me, the movie looks great, but two hours of repetitive songs had me considering slashing my own throat. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 24, 2008
3/5 27% Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) " Youngsters will most likely adore the Chipmunks and find them enthralling, and there's nothing here to seriously tarnish anyone's fond memories of the Chipmunks of days gone by. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 22, 2008
4/5 73% The Mist (2007) " With The Mist, Frank Darabont has one again done justice to a Stephen King story. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 20, 2008
0.5/5 No Score Yet Dead Clowns (2007) " Dead Clowns sounds as if it would be the perfect film for those who suffer from coulrophobia, or the fear of clowns. Rather, it will only disturb those who suffer from a fear of movies which are out of focus." " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 18, 2008
3/5 83% Atonement (2007) " Atonement ain't your momma's historical drama and it's not afraid to peel back the covers on high society." " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 18, 2008
4/5 No Score Yet Frisky Dingo - Season 1 (2008) " If you're like me and grew up on super heroes, but you've reached the point where even the grittiest comic characters are still too unrealistic, then Frisky Dingo is for you. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 14, 2008
4/5 70% I Am Legend (2007) " The movie has impressive action sequences and some truly suspenseful scenes, but it also take the time to let us get to know the main character. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 13, 2008
3/5 51% Bee Movie (2007) " While the movie isn't great, I enjoyed it more that I have most of the product from Dreamworks Animation. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 12, 2008
1.5/5 No Score Yet Crazy Eights (2007) " Crazy Eights has a running time of only 80 minutes, and I can't help but wonder if I saw a version which had been cut down from a longer length, because the movie didn't make any sense whatsoever. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 11, 2008
4/5 93% Enchanted (2007) " Who would have thought that the writer of Premonition could come up with something like this? " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 11, 2008
3.5/5 67% Dogma (1999) " The rapid-fire chatter, which is laced with profanity and cultural references, is unmistakably Smith. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 10, 2008
2/5 36% Sleuth (2007) " So, with all of the talent involved in Sleuth, why is this such a bland movie? " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 9, 2008
2/5 14% Hitman (2007) " If I were Timothy Olyphant, I would ask, "I shave my head for this?" " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 9, 2008
1.5/5 No Score Yet Sickhouse (2008) " Although the movie attempts to bring in some new ideas towards the end, the entire thing is an exercise in tedium. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 7, 2008
0.5/5 No Score Yet Bats: Human Harvest (Bats 2) (2007) " This is one of those films which is so mundane and pointless that it doesn't even allow the opportunity to become a Mystery Science Theater 3000-esque mockfest. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 6, 2008
3.5/5 37% August Rush (2007) " The movie has a great message about the power of music, and despite the fact that it's very hokey at times, it's also uplifting and moving. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 5, 2008
4/5 82% Gattaca (1997) " Gattaca is one of those films which is difficult to critique because so many elements of the movie succeed. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 5, 2008
2.5/5 50% Nancy Drew (2007) " The film itself is sloppy and the mystery will only baffle those who aren't actually watching the movie. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 4, 2008
3/5 No Score Yet Closure (2013) " The movie deserves attention for the fact that it takes a very cliched structure and tries something new with it. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 4, 2008
1/5 No Score Yet Scarecrows (1988) " Scarecrows is an excruciatingly dull movie which squanders a good idea through redundancy and lack of a cohesive plot. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 4, 2008
2.5/5 No Score Yet Reeker (2007) " When was the last time that you saw a horror movie where the characters stopped to sniff the air when the monster was nearby? " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 4, 2008
0.5/5 No Score Yet Unholy (2007) " In true exploitation movie fashion, there is nothing in the movie anywhere near as cool or provocative as the DVD cover art. " ‐ DVDSleuth.com
Posted Mar 4, 2008
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