|
1/5
|
28%
|
Black Sheep (1996) |
"
painfully unfunny"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 3, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
An American Haunting (2006) |
"
like spending an afternoon in the world's lamest haunted house."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 7, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Date Movie (2006) |
"
It's terrible. It's awful. It's terawful."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 17, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Venom (2005) |
"
dead from scene one"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 23, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
an awful, unoriginal, infuriating, and endless mess"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 21, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
1%
|
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"
Trying to rehash this plot is like trying to describe a Jackson Pollock painting while drunk"
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 28, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"
Try as he may, Cube can't save this movie, in which he also served as a producer. That would be like emptying a flood area by using thimbles."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 24, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) |
"
has no redeeming qualities"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Never Die Alone (2004) |
"
The only thing that could improve Never Die Alone is a caring projectionist, a lighter, and a trashcan."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 26, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
My Baby's Daddy (2004) |
"
no more engaging or provoking than watching a blank screen, which I recommend over paying money to see this"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 11, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
67%
|
Micki + Maude (1984) |
"
awful... contrived... tired"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 13, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
13th Child: Legend of the Jersey Devil (2002) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 28, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
House of the Dead (2003) |
"
All I have is a lot of hatred welling inside of me."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 17, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Boat Trip (2003) |
"
Boat Trip never makes the effort to establish anything original."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 24, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Halloween - Resurrection (2002) |
"
Am I missing something? I admit, I haven't watched all of the previous movies, but based on what I've seen I can't imagine why anyone else would."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 12, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
New Best Friend (2002) |
"
It shows that some studios firmly believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 16, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Soul Survivors (2000) |
"
So awful I feel compelled to knock on doors and warn people about it."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 10, 2001
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) |
"
I know a movie like Dude is geared for brainless laughs, but shouldn't some thought have been invested in making it?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 18, 2000
|
|
1.5/5
|
38%
|
Last Action Hero (1993) |
"
awful"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 15, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
|
Inside Moves (1982) |
"
There is so much high drama and splendid triumph that the movie loses any basis in reality, so it's impossible to relate to what anyone's enduring"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 24, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
17%
|
Jingle All the Way (1997) |
"
still heartless and unfunny and as welcome a part of the holidays as traffic and fruit cake."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 3, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
40%
|
Everyone's Hero (2006) |
"
misguided and poorly executed"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 30, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"
Anyone want to see animals making lasagna or sporting party hats at a pool party?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 18, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
43%
|
Road House (1989) |
"
the gayest thing next to a gladiator movie"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 31, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
13%
|
Just My Luck (2006) |
"
just another reason for moviegoers to (perhaps unfairly) deride Lindsay Lohan"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 13, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
40%
|
End of the Spear (2006) |
"
devoid of suspense and resonance"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 23, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
64%
|
Roll Bounce (2005) |
"
as much a recollection of a simpler time or of growing up amidst a post-'60s backdrop as MTV's vacant reality show The 70's House"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 24, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
7%
|
Undiscovered (2005) |
"
if ever there was a movie whose title deserved its fate, it is Undiscovered."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 27, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
53%
|
Yes (2005) |
"
endless, numbing"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 28, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
14%
|
The Honeymooners (2005) |
"
The concept alone is misguided, awkward, and distracting. The plot is no improvement."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 18, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
87%
|
Comme une Image (Look at Me) (Like an Image) (2005) |
"
like a two-hour car trip with different people taking turns complaining every 20 minutes"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 27, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
36%
|
Shining Through (1992) |
"
fails as an espionage thriller, but also as a romance"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 16, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
18%
|
Paparazzi (2004) |
"
As awful as it is, Paparazzi should give us hope. Look how many ideas there are for scripts!"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 3, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
31%
|
Breakin' All the Rules (2004) |
"
sticks to the rules of too many lame sitcoms and unfunny comedies past, which the doomed actors follow like lemmings off a cliff"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 18, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
25%
|
Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius (2004) |
"
an infomercial that can't end soon enough."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 12, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
29%
|
The Punisher (2004) |
"
action junkies, like myself, will feel like they've been duped"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 16, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
22%
|
Dirty Dancing - Havana Nights (2004) |
"
You can definitely put this movie in the corner."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 29, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
13%
|
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) |
"
I can't think of a teen who would enjoy watching Confessions"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 21, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
|
13 Seconds (2003) |
"
endless, ineffective"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 14, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
16%
|
You Got Served (2004) |
"
it will turn your inner ear to jelly"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 30, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
13%
|
The Legend of Johnny Lingo (2003) |
"
There's no adventure or fun anywhere in Johnny Lingo, which is odd because this is kid friendly fare."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 21, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
77%
|
The Housekeeper (2003) |
"
Inexplicably large chunks of the movie are dedicated to Jacques smoking cigarettes, reading books, listening to jazz and looking pensive. What are we supposed to do with that?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 16, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
20%
|
No Good Deed (2003) |
"
doesn't make an ounce of sense"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 19, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
8%
|
From Justin To Kelly (2003) |
"
I don't think any young A-list duo could have triumphed over this production."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 25, 2003
|
|
1.5/5
|
38%
|
They (2002) |
"
One of the most boring horror movies in recent memory."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 3, 2002
|
|
1.5/5
|
73%
|
The Last Kiss (L'Ultimo bacio) (2002) |
"
This movie feel more like a non-stop cry for attention, than an attempt at any kind of satisfying entertainment."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 20, 2002
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002) |
"
It's another stale, kill-by-numbers flick, complete with blade-thin characters and terrible, pun-laden dialogue."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 19, 2002
|
|
1.5/5
|
38%
|
Hardball (2001) |
"
Cutesy, cuddly pap."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 17, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
20%
|
Duets (2000) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/5
|
35%
|
Space Jam (1996) |
"
No matter if you're a basketball fan, a cartoon fan, or a movie fan, Space Jam offers little that will excite you or involve you. You'd get more excitement watching a local pick-up game."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
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