|
0/4
|
44%
|
Cutthroat Island (1995) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
Bio-Dome (1996) |
"
America faces the very real prospect that Pauly Shore is the most annoying comic alive."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Aug 1, 2001
|
|
0/4
|
2%
|
Baby Geniuses (1999) |
"
The film has a freak-show quality."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
Krippendorf's Tribe (1998) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
Highlander III: The Sorcerer (Highlander: The Final Dimension) (1993) |
"
Mostly the film morphs into a block of dullness."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
67%
|
Cobb (1994) |
"
This histrionic portrait of the most celebrated cur in sports history comes across like a fly ball that thuds on the ground."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Diabolique (1996) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
50%
|
Zeus and Roxanne (1997) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
Nine Months (1995) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) |
"
Vampire in Brooklyn is neither funny nor frightening and comes up a tedious middle-road hybrid from veteran scaremeister Wes Craven, who directed."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Bushwhacked (1995) |
"
A little bit of Daniel Stern's mugging, dimwit style of comedy goes a long way."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
67%
|
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) |
"
With square-jawed grimaces and big guns, Geena Davis could be a convincing two-fisted bullet-spraying action hero -- if only she had a convincing movie in which to be one."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
54%
|
The Cable Guy (1996) |
"
Much of it plays like a personal boob tube with Carrey trapped inside, determined to act his way out in a freak show of mugging. He's a disturbing mixture of psychopath and lonely soul. Here, as always, a little Carrey goes a long way."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jun 18, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Mar 5, 2001
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Dracula 2000 (2000) |
"
A bloody mess as a movie, one with acting so lame it's likely to prompt shrieks, not of horror but of derisive laughter."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Dec 24, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
56%
|
Gang Related (1997) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
0%
|
Ed (1996) |
"
It's forgettable matinee fodder."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
6%
|
Tarzan and the Lost City (1998) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
44%
|
Finding North (1998) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996) |
"
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
24%
|
Gun Shy (2000) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Mr. Magoo (1997) |
"
Only a couple of good gags in its pileup of otherwise lame jokes keep the production from being an unqualified stinker."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
Desert Blue (1999) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
64%
|
Bring It On (2000) |
"
Truly lame dialogue."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
55%
|
Xing xing wang (The Mighty Peking Man) (Colossus of Congo) (Goliathon) (1978) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
If Lucy Fell (1996) |
"
It's airy, fluffy and ultimately uninteresting."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Beautiful (2000) |
"
A mess of a movie that suffers from awkward writing, a plot with major disconnects in plausibility, an annoyingly screechy kid character and cheesy production values."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
The Crow: City of Angels (1996) |
"
Comes across as a scattershot video with corny and contrived action scenes."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
35%
|
Where the Heart Is (2000) |
"
Where the Heart Is fails to build much emotional momentum."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
80%
|
Swimming with Sharks (1995) |
"
The film has no subtlety, so the one-dimensional story comes across as a sophomoric, pointless tirade."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
30%
|
Village of the Damned (1995) |
"
A trip to a village of the darned tedious."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
The End of Violence (1997) |
"
A meandering mess, a plodding dud."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
The Postman (1997) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Woo (1998) |
"
Why did they bother?"
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
12%
|
Steel (1997) |
"
The Los Angeles Lakers' center, at 7-foot-1, is appealing and breathes much needed large life into a tolerable stinker of a film."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Wrongfully Accused (1998) |
"
Beyond stupid."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
——
|
3 Ninjas - High Noon on Mega Mountain (1998) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
31%
|
28 Days (2000) |
"
28 Days tries hard to be funny. Occasionally it is. But mostly it seems forced, pat and didactic."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
Snow Day (2000) |
"
Chase is so dull in this film, he looks as if he's sleepwalking."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Firestorm (1997) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
Home Alone 3 (1997) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
48%
|
The Way of the Gun (2000) |
"
Rotten, pretentious movie full of minimalist dialogue and self-consciously arty cinematography."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
—
|
9%
|
Species II (1998) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
Maximum Risk (1996) |
"
It just simmers down, becoming an embarrassing exercise in the pointless and predictable."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
43%
|
Digging To China (1998) |
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
21%
|
Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster (1997) |
"
An extravaganza of bad special effects and worse acting"
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
85%
|
Rosewood (1997) |
"
Rosewood is startling, infuriating, painful history played out as a not-very-satisfying, overly ambitious and overlong movie."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
25%
|
Digimon - The Movie (2000) |
"
The film has an unrelenting staccato quality. Some would say a jackhammer quality."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/4
|
28%
|
Barb Wire (1996) |
"
A convoluted mess, but there have been worse."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
73%
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